The Botanical Gardens of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Airgemini]

I got pulled over for the first time today for speeding. Which wasn't even speeding. Apparently I was going either 43 or 43 above on a school zone which made me late to my class.

It wasn't even a school zone. -__-


Then about ten minutes ago I almost rammed the **** out of this lady because I ran a red light and didn't even realize it was red until after. It wasn't like a yellow about to turn red light. It was like, a red light that was red for 3 seconds lmao. I was going so fast, and the lady was making a left turn and I cussed at her. I feel bad now because it wasn't her fault.

After it happened I tried to hide my license plate by getting in front of other cars and boxing myself in with other cars so the ***** couldn't record anything. xD

 

[deepseadiva]

After it happened I tried to hide my license plate by getting in front of other cars and boxing myself in with other cars so the ***** couldn't record anything. xD

Hahahahahaha

 

[Vinylic.]

I've never seen such a huge mouth.

 

[Fuujin]

What did you guys do to Dark Pch and why is he on my boards pretending to main Zelda?

 

[KassandraNova]

All the boys here sexually harassed him too much I guess. @.@

 

[ToferTheHuman]

No, he just hates Tokyo.

 

[Fuujin]

I thought gay people were supposed to be kind and nurturing.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Where did that come from?
*****es with their stereo types and ****.

I AM NO MANS STEREO TYPE! *finger snap*

 

[Meru.]

Me too! :D

Taste is important too.

lol kinda high now actually XD Anyway, taste doesn't really matter to me since they all taste like **** for me It's all about the feeling and I feel (it) nicer with more heavy stuff

 

[KassandraNova]

Dude idk why. But I'm digging the tofer rage. :0

 

[Vinylic.]

No, he just hates Tokyo.

Cool story on dark peach hating me as he never even experienced being confused, dumbfounded, and etcetera at my own sentences bro.

 

[Moocowalex]

(Asides: Jake Gyllenhaal is hot. And oh look Glozell meeting Peter in the park!)

Haha, looking at my profile it seems that my only friend that I added from a few years ago was dark peach. xD

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Mah boi Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[SFA Smiley]

**** jake gyllenhaal

 

[Spelt]

This thread is the epitome of gay stereotypes.

Tokyo posts here after all.

 

[Pikaville]

Where do I fit in all of this?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

You're a promiscuous ***** like 97% of the gay community.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Cool story on dark peach hating me as he never even experienced being confused, dumbfounded, and etcetera at my own sentences bro.

What? How my name get caught up in this. What I do?

(Asides: Jake Gyllenhaal is hot. And oh look Glozell meeting Peter in the park!)

Haha, looking at my profile it seems that my only friend that I added from a few years ago was dark peach. xD

I think I remember you.

 

[Vinylic.]

This thread is the epitome of gay stereotypes.

Tokyo posts here after all.

I'm a straight guy who doesn't care who's who.
Cus I'm cool with everyone.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Go away, Tokyo.

 

[~automatic]

Yeah dude. If you wanted to be cool with everyone you'd be gone from the Peach board by now.

 

[C.S. Dinah]

I think I finally understand how to play a "basic" Peach.

Everything seems so much easier now.

 

[Pikaville]

You're a promiscuous ***** like 97% of the gay community.

Like I said before, I think I deserve to **** everything in my path for a while at least.

I DID suppress myself for nearly a decade.

I mean I'd love to find a nice boyfriend, but that's easier said than done.

I ain't gonna settle for someone who is only half right for me.

I'm drunk. I probably took that comment more seriously than I should have.

Tofer I love you but you confuse me sometimes. xD

 

[Supreme Dirt]

Heh Akuma I know that feel. Finally being fully out (and I mean FULLY out, made ABSOLUTELY ****ING SURE THERE WAS NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER), it's like... ****, if I were even a little better looking than I am now, lol. Bars erry day

 

[ToferTheHuman]

A bar is not the right place to meet someone for a relationship.
Dating and finding someone may be difficult but it's not impossible, and it's very rewarding when it does happen.

 

[Pikaville]

I honestly can't think of a better way to meet other gay people than going to gay bars/clubs.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Just let it come to you.

 

[deepseadiva]

Yea, turning 21 in the gay community sounds like rebirth.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I am not 21 and I think I have experienced more in the community than most people in their lives lol

 

[Moocowalex]

I'm 18, turning 19 in 3 months. I'm mostly out; if people ask me I tell them but I don't go around telling people unless I feel they should know.

I've experienced virtually nothing. :/

 

[Vinylic.]

17 going on 18 in August.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Go away, Tokyo.

 

[Airgemini]

I agree with Aidan. If you want someone, you have to be proactive.
Even if a bar or club might be the best place to get an STD not be the best place to find someone for a super serious relationship, your chances of just finding someone are far greater than just sitting on your *** all day watching The Notebook and crying because you feel forever alone.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

It doesn't give anymore of a chance.
You're going to be getting a one night stand, a couple of cool friends, or a **** buddy, not a "special someone".

 

[Fuujin]

Even if a bar or club might be the best place to get an STD

Gwurl what kind of bars/clubs are you going to, what are you doing there and why are you not using protection?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

There is a gay club in San Antonio known for their ghetto sex scene.
It's called the Essence.

 

[Fuujin]

So you're saying Airgemini frequents these clubs to have ghetto sex?

 

[Eddie G]

I never go to clubs and I have sex very frequently. Those places are a myth; a dirty, sweaty, filthy myth.

 

[deepseadiva]

Maybe bars and clubs aren't the perfect place to meet quality people, but when you're part of such a small minority, what else do you have? Straight guys might do well bumping into random partners throughout their lives, but it's statistically much less likely for gay men. I can count the gay people I know on one hand. @___@

Thank god for the interwebs.

If you want someone, you have to be proactive.

^
Waiting for love don't work.

I have sex very frequently.

 

[z00ted]

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