That one thing you've always wanted to do and get away with it.

[o-Serin-o]

What is it?

Me? I actually have no idea. But I want to hear what you guys would do.

 

[Rici]

Punching a whale.

 

[Dre89]

Anticipating a bunch of naughty fantasies and acting out against the government in this thread.

 

[Patinator]

Um, nothing. Why would I want to do anything bad in the first place?

 

[Claire Diviner]

Rob the world's largest bank using only a ballpoint pen.

Actually there are other things, but if I had to choose ANYTHING, then I'd say walking out of a buffet without paying the bill. XD

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Rob a bank, smack a ***.

 

[MikeKirby]

[...] a bunch of naughty fantasies[...]

^^^This^^^
Hubba hubba

 

[YoshiPerp]

"Dine and "dash". It's so simple, but I haven't the courage.

 

[SharkAttack]

Put on a Godzilla suit, break into Safety Town and wreck havoc.

Woot Woot 600th post!

 

[SkylerOcon]

Keep it clean, guys!

As for me, I'd probably want to get away with pulling an awesome prank on the president, embarrassing him while simultaneously making everybody else in the country laugh. That's entirely impossible, though.

 

[Fuelbi]

Give a death threat to Obama without getting the KKK on my ***, the national guards pulling out guns on me, and have a bunch of Obama fanboys grinding on my *** on how much of a jerk I am

 

[Luigitoilet]

Why would you want to threaten someone's life?

 

[M.K]

Give a death threat to Obama without getting the KKK on my ***, the national guards pulling out guns on me, and have a bunch of Obama fanboys grinding on my *** on how much of a jerk I am

Good lord. ._.

I'd love to punch a few people in the face. Like, people that annoy me on a constant basis that i have to deal with. I'd love to be able to tell people off and not face any social discretion.

 

[Mini Mic]

Kill everyone.

 

[jugfingers]

Punching a whale.

punching a whale puncher.

Keep it clean, guys!

As for me, I'd probably want to get away with pulling an awesome prank on the president, embarrassing him while simultaneously making everybody else in the country laugh. That's entirely impossible, though.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
-jack handey

 

[o-Serin-o]

I think I got it.


Cut Soulja Boy's tongue out so it keeps him from ever making music again.

 

[:mad:]

Give a death threat to Obama without getting the KKK on my ***, the national guards pulling out guns on me, and have a bunch of Obama fanboys grinding on my *** on how much of a jerk I am

I think I got it.


Cut Soulja Boy's tongue out so it keeps him from ever making music again.

Children these days with their sadistic fantasies.

I'd love to cheat on a test but I've never even tried to do it.

 

[DTP]

I've always wanted to walk up to one of the tables at the restaurant I serve at, and spontaneously flip their table over or something.

Also, if I could throw things at people who don't tip me well after I give great service as they leave the restaurant, AND GET AWAY WITH IT, I'd be a very happy man.

Work brings out the worst in me if you couldn't tell.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Children these days with their sadistic fantasies.

I'd love to cheat on a test but I've never even tried to do it.

LIES!! You've cheated on a test.

EDIT: And Soulja Boy deserves it after that Death Note mixtape bull**** he put out.

 

[Teran]

Kill everyone.

<MM knows wassup

 

[Big-Cat]

Murder

But seriously, I'd love to get away with a fight.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Robbing a casino.

 

[Teran]

But seriously, I'd love to get away with a fight.

Not that I'm trying to encourage you or anything, but that's really really easy.

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

Steal from the Donation box at Churches.

 

[tko112]

be part of an underground street race

 

[Deleted member]

There's one thing I want to tell my grandparents (Whom I live with)...

That they made a huge mistake by joining the stock market.

 

[Zajice]

Tell my teachers to go **** themselves.

I mean I've done it before, I just didn't get away with it.

 

[MikeKirby]

As for me, I'd probably want to get away with pulling an awesome prank on the president, embarrassing him while simultaneously making everybody else in the country laugh. That's entirely impossible, though.

Ever seen someone throw a shoe at a president?

 

[SkylerOcon]

Ever seen someone throw a shoe at a president?

No, but I did see it when he got captured by a pokeball.

 

[SyOn]

Throw a puppy at Hells Angels and then flee on a stolen bulldozer.

 

[Claire Diviner]

I've just thought of something I'd want to do: highjack an armored truck! $ω$

@Super Smash Bros. Fan: I wanted to get into the Stock Market next year. Because of your post, I'm beginning to have second thoughts... :O

@SkylerOcon: I'm so stealing that pic! XD

 

[Dru2]

Cover my friend's rims to his car in cream cheese, then duct tape it, then saran wrap it.
My friend adores the wheels on his car because of his annoyingly shiny rims. Me and my other friend have talked about ruining them someday :3

Yell out in public, "I WISH TO EXPEL URINE FROM MY SACK OF PEE "

Sparta kick someone into a hole.

 

[Fuelbi]

Good lord. ._.

I won't actually kill him

Just give him a death threat

 

[Life]

some people need slapped in the face. not in this thread, but IRL.

 

[Mic_128]

You know when you stop at traffic lights and there's always the guy in the motorbike who drives up fast between the lanes to the front? I've always wanted to open my car door just as they're about to pass me.

 

[o-Serin-o]

You know when you stop at traffic lights and there's always the guy in the motorbike who drives up fast between the lanes to the front? I've always wanted to open my car door just as they're about to pass me.

I di ed.

 

[blahman179]

Hmmmm, anything huh?

Shop lift a whole bunch of stuff from an ritzy store by pretending I have a hump on my back.

 

[RATED]

punching a whale puncher.



-jack handey

I want to punch a whale puncher puncher.

Throw a puppy at Hells Angels and then flee on a stolen bulldozer.

stop stealing news from the News thingy here in user blogs.

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There's a few things I want to do.

I want to punch the hell out of my dad just for the hell of it and get away with it.

do what "Red Marth" did to Chillin but to another person in my region. A choke cord.

Say **** YOU and your mother ... to those people who get to your house just to try to convince you about their religion when you already believe in God.

 

[Gatlin]

Pause time and punch every jerk I've ever met in the face 10 times.

Lol jk, that would be mean

 

[Luigitoilet]

Pause time and punch every jerk I've ever met in the face 10 times.

Lol jk, that would be mean

yeah but wouldn't it feel so good?!