Man oh man...you guys are too funny (Paya, REL, US)...
So let me again explain why Falcon wins...again...
-Her paralyzer has to charge to actually become effective. Ain't no way in hell she'll have enough time to charge her laser and expect to dodge Falcon and his melee/pistol.
-They are both in shape. Like Marthage said, have you considered that maybe Falcon is tone for a male?
-electrolaser=\=paralyzer.
http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Paralyzer
Paya please stop trying to convert weapons from what they are.
-ZSS is STILL HUMAN, regardless of whatever is in her blood. She will not take a bullet well regardless of how much you may think she's a god.
-Bruce Lee was fast as well, but a bullet in his @$$ and he's just another victim.
-JOE! eliminated the crotch shots, so my opinion isn't biased.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/24851681@N04/2377211640/
What's exposed on Falcon again? Only his neck and his lower face.
ZSS has a lot more exposed and can be taken advantage of therefore. Her hair, for example, can be grabbed to slam her to the ground or allow a crippling blow to herself.
-Joseph Greenstein=\=Falcon. You were better off saying a pro wrestler or something.
-Bruce Lee=\=ZSS. You realized you compared a man to a female right? Try again.
-The anatomy of a male is stronger than that of a female. Matterfact,
http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/File:Samus_SSBB8.jpg
Show me all this "tone" ZSS has if she has on a skin tight outfit. To me, it looks like she was trained for speed (not saying that she isn't strong) but has too much of a body to have toned mucsles. If she were as strong as you say she is, it would show and become a ot more obvious in her outfit.
-How is she going to attempt to beat comeone who is obviously stronger than her? And you still haven't acknowledged the fact that ZSS can't take a hit. If your rebuttal is that Falcon will never get a hit off, then you are obviously biased and exaggerating.
-http://www.smbhq.com/users/sss/pics/falcon.jpg
He has all the muscle in his leg and has a pretty good body distribution. So why isn't he fast? Ludicrous.
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_suit_samus#Fictional_biography
From what I've read, her Chozo blood gave her agility and resistance to the enviorment. Where in the world does this "god-like strength" come from? And am I the only one that finds this insane? She probably has bird flu because of it. And a actual blood transfusion between different species is canon; The host's (human)blood would reject the other species (Chozo) blood. Heck, human blood attacks human blood if it isn't matched correctly which is why we have blood types. And you want me to buy she survived a transfusion from an extinct species of bird like creatures? Even Sam can't survive that. (LMAO)
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Falcon#Captain_Falcon
Falcon was trained from a police academy. He also knows kung fu and street fighting. He knows how to throw down.
-ZSS will die trying if she attacks Falcon head-on. Falcon can break her apart in so many ways that it isn't funny. Her paralyzer is too time consuming to use, she doesn't have the super strength you claim she has, and Falcon outmuscles her. Prove me wrong fellas.