I did the only logical thing... made a robot write the sakurai letter. The website is
https://app.inferkit.com/demo
Letter from Masahiro Sakurai
"I can't believe me and the guys over at Smashboards were able to create Super Smash Bros. Infinite. It was a dream for us to create a game like this that the fans would enjoy. What's happened so far has already been quite the surprise, but we still have a lot of surprises in store."
"Smashboards has a ton of talented readers with very very hard working editors. As you may be able to tell, Smashboards is running really, really lean. One single editor can edit and post 2-3 articles a day. It takes around 6 hours to create one of these posts, and it really does mean a lot that you guys spend so much of your time reading our article. I believe you're doing the same for them. You guys are part of the reason I'm able to create Smash Bros. Infinite. I truly am grateful."
"Here's some juicy information from behind the scenes. Originally, Metroid was in Super Smash Bros. 4. An IGN piece from last year, stated Metroid was going to be in Smash 4. However, the team who did the Metroid title didn't get the time they needed to complete it. Unfortunately, I can't say more than that."
"An early idea we had for the game was to have it on Nintendo Switch, but we ultimately opted not to do it. Another idea I can't discuss in this particular piece, but I can talk about something else..."
"A HUGE reason the team was able to make such a fantastic game in such a short amount of time is the fact that my staff writes constantly. We're making lists, checking lists, and we're pretty much taking note every second of our lives."
"I mentioned earlier that the list of what makes Super Smash Bros. so special is endless. I could give you a long list here to help explain why the game is so amazing. Even when the list gets boring, it never gets old to watch a newer fans try to explain Super Smash Bros. to someone who has never heard of it."
"I'd have to say that we are probably the biggest HENkaku (Hybrid Entertainment Network) in the world! If it's not that, then it's one of the largest sites that is trying to compare Super Smash Bros. with titles like Fire Emblem, Assassin's Creed, Saints Row and Zelda...I have tons of fan art floating around my desktop. I am constantly trying to figure out what I can do for my website's fans that they haven't seen yet."
Here is a short letter from Smashboards user
M
Mezz
. He had a major role in making Super Smash Bros. Infinite
"I'm Mezz, and I'm the editor of Smashboards. I'm also a member of the Super Smash Bros. team. I'm not a writer, but I do edit the site and post articles. I also do a lot of other things for the site. I help out with tournament run by Crash Tournaments (EL7) on the scambui states (I arrive at 03/27hEM LONG WEEKENDEEEEEE!!!!). I help out with sponsors tie perosnal Help Them DH THUMP"