Faithkeeper
Smash Lord
You drop your phone 5in and it explodes.... you throw it across the room and it's fine? This world doesn't make sense!In other news, I slept through my classes today because my subconscious convinced me my phone alarm was a snake, so I threw it across the room. I don't remember what I was dreaming about before it happened, but I remember waking up, being **** sure that vibrating noise was a rattlesnake, and pitching my phone across the room - then triumphantly going back to sleep (where I had a dream that Matt's parents stole my shoes - but that's neither here nor there).
But really dude, you should have just handled the snake like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImoT0Joq-u0&feature=fvst
edit:
BRETT?!