SSB Headcanons - Ultimate Edition

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There's always family trees. It's why Nabbit is the son of the Happy Mask Salesman
I mean literal family trees... chop it down and the bloodline dies. And the royal family of Sarasaland holds the key to the dimension where the family trees grow.

My fanfics can get pretty bloomin' weird.
 
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For you people wondering why :ultdk::ultdiddy::ultkrool: and :ultbowser: don't talk in this game?

There is a simple answer, they do talk, it's just that for Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong, they want to use animal noises so they can bring up certain things without interrupting the others. They also use sign language in certain situations, but they can still talk, just not when you are playing as them.

As for Bowser and King K.Rool, they want to use swear words during battle, but due to the rating of the game, they cant. They decided to roar and growl instead so they can swear without offending the opponents.

This is just my theory of why they don't talk, but I think they should in this game.
 
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Personal Headcanon. In the Smash Mansion, everybody rushes to adopt the children/pokemon for their time in the tournaments, much to the annoyance of Master Hand.

-Bowser is still angry that K Rool somehow adopted Iggy and Lemmy. After that, he didn't dare risking Bowser Jr or the rest of the Koopalings.
-Seeing that Chrom and Reflet (:ultrobinf:) made sure that Lucina was going to be considered under their care. They feared somebody randomly trying to adopt her.
-Samus didn't even need to make a request about being Pikachu's partner. Pikachu went and did it himself.
-Ridley and Dark Samus co-adopted Pichu. Pichu doesn't seem to mind, even if Ridley did it just to bother Samus. Dark Samus really likes the little guy though.
-The Wii Fit Trainers technically parent the Miis, but the Miis simply don't leave them alone.
-Bayonetta has already claimed Joker.
-Isabelle adopted all of the Villagers, and even though they are all adults, they use this as a chance to not do anything. Wolf isn't happy with this, so he "adopted" Toon Link to expose them.
-Incineroar adopted itself under Little Mac. Little Mac doesn't even know how it happened.
 
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:ultdoc: is the older brother of :ultmario: and :ultluigi:. His real name is "Doc" and is a very well-known medic in the Mushroom Kingdom.
:ultkingdedede: and :ultkrool: are very good friends and are often responsible for all of the Smash Mansion's food supplies being stolen.
:ultdaisy: is a transgender. She transitioned a VERY long time ago and nobody knows but :ultpalutena:, :ultlucario: and :ultmewtwo: because they accidentally saw it in her mind.
:ultpiranha: is the prototype of a new line of special mutant super-monsters designed by :ultludwig: and :ultiggy: on orders from :ultbowser:. These creatures are intended to be super-hybrids of every member of the Piranha Plant species in order to add some real power to the Koopa Army. This prototype was accidentally given free will instead of unconditional loyalty to :ultbowser:, and therefore was supposed to be executed. However, he was inducted into Smash on Crazy Hand's behalf before that could happen.

Master Hand usually chooses all of the new Smashers personally, but occasionally Crazy Hand is allowed to make choices. Crazy is responsible for the "odd" fighters. (:ultduckhunt::ultisabelle::ultpiranha::ultwiifittrainer::ultwiifittrainerm::ultsnake::ultbayonetta:)
:ultduckhunt:The Dog has a major attraction to :ultisabelle: but the the Duck (who is female and likes the Dog) is very against it. The two occasionally fight over this.

We all know that many Smashers are taken from different time periods. It is the explanation for the coexistence of :ultlink:, :ultyounglink:, and :ulttoonlink: (as well as the other Zelda characters, of course). But as it turns out, this is not the only example of this. :ultsamus: and :ultzss: are from different time periods as well. :ultsamus: is ALWAYS seen in her power suit because she is from the time of Metroid Fusion and therefore cannot leave her suit. :ultzss: is from the time before that, and she chooses to only use her Zero Suit.
:ultbrawler: is named "Brandon." He is a tough and in-your-face kind of person and doesn't get along well with others.
:ultswordfighter: is named "Sawyer." He tries to be kind to everyone unless he happens to be fighting them. He's also gay.
:ultgunner: is named "Gina." She is an absolute nutball and often annoys the crap out of the other Smashers. But she gets along great with :ultiggy:.
:ultbowserjr: and :ultinkling: are a couple and almost everyone thinks its adorable.
 
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:ultsonic: is never allowed to cook because he only knows how to make chilli dogs.
:ultridley: misses his Space Pirate forces, but keeps in touch with Kraid and Mother Brain. They're all happy to be together again after so many years apart.
:ultincineroar: goes through every scratching post :ultwario: buys it.
:ultrichter: often asks :ultrobin::ultlucina: for advice on dating, as he wants to make Annette happy when he returns to her.
:ultsnake: is in charge of security and regularly finds :ultdarksamus: hiding in the strangest places.
 

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During the WoL trailer :ultkingdedede: and :ultmetaknight: are actually on the warp star with :ultkirby: as all three of them attempt the escape. However, :ultmetaknight:and :ultkingdedede: realize they are going too slow and won’t make it. They give a few encouraging words to :ultkirby:and let go of the warp star, and are immediately consumed by Galeem. And that’s why :ultkirby: then makes it out.
 
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I guess I'll share some of my weird ones...
- :ultalph: and :ultlarry: are actually really good friends.
- :ultwiifittrainer: looks up to :ultsamus: and is awestruck by the latter's Morph Ball abilities.
- :ultlucario: has a crush on :ultisabelle:, but is afraid to admit it since he's supposed to be all "manly."
- :ultpiranha: actually had it's invitation given to it by Waluigi.
 

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Dr. Mario is licensed in every type of medical practice, he's even licensed to practice on animals and Pokemon
That’s a lot of studying and practice mate, it takes years in the Pokémon world for vets to be able to practice! Do you know how many Pokémon there are? Over 800! Vets in that world gotta know by heart the anatomy of 800+ Pokemon. If Doc took the time to do all that, then jeez
 
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That’s a lot of studying and practice mate, it takes years in the Pokémon world for vets to be able to practice! Do you know how many Pokémon there are? Over 800! Vets in that world gotta know by heart the anatomy of 800+ Pokemon. If Doc took the time to do all that, then jeez
Simple answer; Doc's licenses ain't legit. There's a reason most of his checkups happen in a dark alley near the Mansion. :laugh:
 

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Simple answer; Doc's licenses ain't legit. There's a reason most of his checkups happen in a dark alley near the Mansion.




But still, he has to know A LOT of Pokémon anatomy and years of practice just to check up on the Pokémon in smash (poké ball Pokemon included) and if he is the resident doc, he needs to know the anatomy of inklings, sonic, star fox trio. And I don’t even know who else. Anything that doesn’t have human like structure he has to learn the anatomy of. No wonder the man skipped Brawl, he was to busy learning and studying
 
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Pokemon universally heal on a magic healing machine. Every species, every time. Ergo, there must be a lot of common ground when it comes to fixing them up.
 

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:ultrichter: and :ultroy: like to play Minecraft.
Roy prefers Creative Mode while Richter likes Survival. Roy isn't the best at combat, so he likes planning out large scale building projects, while Richter goes full "Die monster, you don't belong in this world." :p
 
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-Ironically :ultrosalina:is the fiercely overprotective parent of:ultlucas:towards anyone that threatens her son facing her motherly wrath in the process despite her kind nature while:ultridley:is the more passive and supportive one though like Rosalina and any parent will still go out of his way to protect his son.
 
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You know how :rob: has very stiff animations while :4rob::ultrob: have relatively fluid animations for many attacks? I think it’s something he picked up from the other fighters after the SSE happened and he was stuck having to hang out with them rather than with his own kind.

He’s still sad about what happened in the SSE, but, of course, he’s very good at hiding his emotions. When he’s not fighting, he likes to do menial labor like janitorial work and work at the item assembly lines to try to relax.
 

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:ultridley:´s second name is Scott
He and :ultchrom: are really good friends ever since the sm4sh days
He is also a very good psychologist.
 
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-Topping off his passive nature:ultridley:as a parent has a habit of apologizing to those for his wifes:ultrosalina:overprotective nature towards their son:ultlucas:trying to help her loosen up but too afraid to tell her fearing what she'll think.
 
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The ending of the Subspace Emissary and the beginning of World of Light took place on opposite sides of the same cliff where the Smash Mansion is located. Also, the rocky area where certain Sm4sh trailers took place is at the bottom of said cliff.
 

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A few more headcanons here

:ultganondorf: does not use his sword is earlier games because that weapon got banned in smash bros, for being way to OP. This ban got lifted a bit in Game 4 (in the form of a costume move), and 100% lifted in Ultimate, so he can feel free to eliminate his opponents now. Crazy Hand was the one who lifted the rule. Master Hand regrets what has happened.

:ultwario: has decided to partner with :ultpiranha: for a bit of finding stuff and taking it from others. :ultkingdedede: is the one who is mad at them the most, since he was the easiest victim of thievery. Now the Waddle Dees and Bandanna Dee are guarding the area, to make sure no one steals his cash.

The duo's thieving ways have not always been successful. :ultvillager::ultisabelle::ultbowser::ultridley::ultfox::ultfalco::ultsamus: and :ultpokemontrainer: are the only ones who have not been robed by them, as they chase the duo out, and often give them slapstick.

Meanwhile, Marx and Rathalos have formed an alliance, to get more food. :ultkirby: and :ultkrool: are the only characters standing in their way, but Kirby would feed them, so they wont cause destruction. King K.Rool has decided to recruit Rathalos to help him take over DK Isle

:ultrob: and :ultduckhunt: have made an friendship as well, as they represent forgotten and classic Nintendo. R.O.B makes sure Duck Hunt is well taken care of, while they often tag team against some of the deadliest opponents.
 

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World of Light Headcanons:​

During Galeem's Onslaught at the beginning of the Adventure Mode, :ultlucina: was put into a frightened state as she saw many allies get (supposedly) killed off by the gigantic lasers of light, all of which bring back some memories that she wished to forget about. She fell to her knees as her determination began to dwindle, and tears shred down her cheeks along with her grip on the Parallel Falchion being loose. Suddenly, she felt a hand placed on her shoulder, she turned around to see :ultchrom: & :ultrobin: right beside her, with reassuring looks on both of their faces. Then the two pulled her in for a tight three-person hug, as they both speak out one simple word: "Together.." with tears in their eyes. The Prince of Ylisse & his well-trusted tactician have come to the conclusion of accepting their unpleasant fate as this is a battle that they aren't going to win, so they decided to spend their last seconds together in each others' arms. Lucina had ultimately accepted the situation as she hugged them back as one of Galeem's rays is heading right towards them... "Together..."

Galeem & Dharkon are two brotherly gods that represent one respective essence of the universe, the element of Light which is associated with hope, positivity, and heroic figures of pure good, and the element of Darkness which is associated with fear, negativity, and villainous figures of pure evil. Two siblings with different ideals, ways of thinking, and unique personalities & mannerisms among other characteristics, but unlike Master Hand & Crazy Hand who despite their differences still work together as a balanced team, Galeem & Dharkon absolutely DESPISE each other to a very high degree. While their origins are practically unknown, their history across the cosmos is described as nothing but a never-ending cycle of world-conquering wars where two sides try to gain complete control. Their armies are comprised of multiple copied puppets of various strong-willed heroes & villains all of which were energized by Spirits, many of which were the people living out their lives in the worlds that were caught in the brotherly gods' eternal brawl. It was always the same story, either the forces of Light wins and recreated a world in his wanted image, or the forces of Darkness win and the world gets corrupted into his own image. However, this war would come to an unexpected turn when the two gods had set their next respective conquests on a particular new world: The World of Smash...
 

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:ultmario: and :ultluigi: are brothers.
:ultpacman: eats power pellets.
:ultfox:, :ultfalco:, and :ultwolf: fly spaceships.
These folks are fighters. :ultbrawler::ultgunner::ultswordfighter:
So are these two. :ultryu::ultken:
:ultgnw: is racist.
These folks live in Pokeballs. :ultsquirtle::ultcharizard::ultivysaur:
:ultlink: has a shield.
:ultsimon: would go gay for the right person.
:ultness: is a boy.
:ultlucas:sucks.
So do these folks. :ultlarry::ultroy2::ultwendy::ultiggy::ultmorton::ultlemmy::ultludwig:
:ultfalcon: likes going fast.
:ultsonic: is not the Sonic from any of the Sega games.
:ultolimar: has a wife.
:ultzelda: uses magic.
:ultsnake: is a guy.
:ultwario: is a racist, but doesn’t think of himself as one.
:ultdk: loves bananas.
:ultbayonetta: is not good.
:ultkirby: eats food.
:ultjoker: is an angsty weeb.
:ultincineroar: is a Pokémon.
 
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