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All four variations of Hero live in the Smash Mansion, but they do not like to be simply called Hero (contrary to the official Smash stance).

They are all called by the residents of the Mansion by their proper names: Luminary, Erdrick, Solo, and Eight.

All of them have joined Marth's alliance.

Current alliance rosters:


Link's Faction:
Pit
Toon Link
Palutena (her reasoning: you mess with Pit, you mess with me)
Sheik
Dark Pit (since he is referred to as simply Pit by most of the other Smashers, he feels he needs to side with Link)
Male Villager (since he and Toon Link are best friends)
Female Villager (same reason as Male Villager)
Ness (same reason as Male Villager)
Lucas (same reason as Male Villager)
Yoshi (he and Link were buddies in SSE)
Diddy Kong (the "fifth wheel" to TL, Lucas, Ness and Male Villager)
Pichu Big (he and Yoshi are good friends, as Yoshi is good with babies)
Female Inkling (same reason as Male Villager)
Male Inkling (same reason as Male Villager)
Mario (Yoshi's pal)
Young Link (same reason as Male Villager)

Marth's Faction:
Ike
Meta Knight
Lucina
Male Robin
Female Robin
Shulk
Mii Swordfighter
Roy
Cloud
Male Corrin
Female Corrin
Chrom
Luminary
Erdrick
Solo
Eight
 
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Since my “main hub” headcanon isn’t the popular Smash Mansion but instead Smash City with the Smash Tower apartment complex:

:ultbanjokazooie: are the only fighters who don’t have a rented apartment in Smash Tower and instead elected to have a hut in a forest close to the city’s outskirts, likely due to their “contract” stipulating they can’t reside directly with their contractors’ competitors. Getting in and out of the city for visits is a breeze though thanks to Kazooie.

Also, the four Heroes have the LARGEST apartment suite in the whole tower, complete with a small balcony veggie garden for Guv.

Cloud by contrast has the smallest apartment and is one of the few Smashers without a roommate. His apartment only has the bare essentials - bathroom, small kitchen, and a small bedroom with his laptop. (He’s not much of a TV person.)
 
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-Despite:ultrosalina:kind and gentle nature. Anyone who threatens their son and the Lumas faces her vengeful wrath akin to Asura especially if they make:ultlucas:cry whereas:ultridley:despite his scary and violent appearance is insecure of himself especially being a father trying his hardest to be one with Lucas and the Lumas and has a habit of apologizing to those afterwards about his wifes wrath and too afraid to comfort her about it.
 
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- If any Smasher values their life, they wouldn’t dare call :ultdarksamus: “Darkie”. Snake did so once and was lucky to get off with a very stern warning...
- :ultridley: can talk, but often chooses not to, letting his actions do the talking. When he does though, his speech is rather eloquent.
- Contrary to popular belief, :ultbanjokazooie: (at least Banjo himself) gets along pretty well with :ultbayonetta:. Kazooie understandably still doesn’t trust her though.
 
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:ultridley:being the insecure husband of:ultrosalina:and father of:ultlucas:and Lumas he is found out his son has a crush on a girl (:ultvillagerf:) and is trying to muster up the courage to finally give him "The Talk" with the help and encouragement of his wife.
 

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Dracula is the only boss that socializes with the fighters. Generally, he does his best to unnerve people and takes great pleasure in creeping them out.

:ultbowser:and :ultganondorf: Dracula gets along well with Bowser and Ganondorf. They enjoy long conversations about evil plans, minions, and castle improvements over a bottle of wine... well, maybe not wine for Dracula, but he does drink from a wine glass.

:ultcloud: Cloud doesn't like Dracula and makes no effort to hide this. This is due to both Dracula reminding him of Sephiorth and Dracula's talk of raising the dead.

:ultluigi: When nobody else but Luigi is looking, Dracula likes to turn into a hideous monster of bare his fangs and frighten Luigi.

:ultpalutena::ultpit: If Pit or Palutena walk into a room, Dracula will leave it.

:ultsnake: Don't let Dracula and Snake start talking. They will inevitably start talking about the horrors of war and what Drac has to say on the subject tends to depress even Snake.

:ultmiifighters: Dracula is often followed around by miis dressed in vampire costumes, hockey masks, and other "spooky" costumes. Drac treats them as hapless minions.

:ultbayonetta: Dracula has tried to playfully seduce Bayonetta on several occasions. She can see right through him.
 
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Thought I'd come up with some headcanons regarding the Assist Trophy Club.
Waluigi hates being stuck in AT Club, and is constantly trying to come up with plans to infiltrate the playable cast. The rest of the club always tells him his plans are ridiculous and won't work, but he never listens. He calls himself leader of the club, but the general consensus is that the club doesn't really have a leader.
Ashley mostly keeps to herself, and she's starting to get used to the AT life. Although she still has dreams of joining the playable cast, she appreciates how relaxing it is not having to put up with the responsibilities that the playable fighters have. She sometimes calls Waluigi "Uncle."
Shovel Knight is just happy that he gets to be involved in the action at all. But after seeing the Sans costume, he started to get a bit jealous...
Chef Kawasaki is the dedicated cook for not only the AT Club, but also the playable cast. Everyone enjoys his soup, but they can't deny that something seems...off about it.
Alucard and Bomberman became fast friends upon meeting each other. When they're not involved in the action, they cheer on Simon, Richter and Snake.
Krystal blames Wolf for her not being accepted into the playable cast.
Spring Man heard about how Little Mac got promoted back in the day, and now he has a new idol to look up to.
Shadow and Knuckles both really want to join the playable cast, but deep down, they have both resigned themselves to the possibility that Dr Eggman will get in before these two.
Klaptrap and Rathalos are the club pets. Not much else to say about these two.
 
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