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Smell the Characters

momochuu

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Probably the worst smelling character.

Poop, Sweat, and dirty fur.
 

Mr. Escalator

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DK smells like the Jungle!
Riding Rambi, wind flowing through fur...
Flying in the sky with Expresso...
Swimming with Enguarde is bath time :o

...and winky!!!

I dont see him as smelling the absolute worst. He does seem unusually groomed for an ape. Definitely like the jungle, some animals, etcetc

but no feces.
 

Buci01

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He smells like wild animal fur and has an evil breath of banana doom

and i don't think he like ever washed his tie
 

majora_787

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Donkey has the smell of jungle athletics and bananas with force equal to a garbage truck. That's why he wears RED SPICE...okay I was serious until the red spice thing. continue :laugh:
 

Shock the Hedgehog

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Donkey Kong is a gorilla who lives in a Jungle and never bathes. He probably doesn't smell all that great. Though all that fruit might give him a bit of a citrus scent.
 

icicleblade

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Donkey Kong probably smells like feces, unwashed fur, and rotten bananas. Those bananas don't stay fresh all the time! And gorillas don't shower.
 

Zook

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DK stinks. Rotting bananas, iron, fur, whatever's been in those barrels, unwashed ties, and he's a smelly monkey. Viable for worst smelling character IMO.
 

Recognize

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Jesus, DK's Shiat that he flings at us, as he rolls around in it.... sleeping with rotten banana peels, going in infested pirana waters, getting cannoned out of barrels and fighting giant *** alligators. There is no way he doesn't smell like crap on a stick.

S: stinky.
 

Magnacor

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He's god tier in the stink category. His diet is that of Diddy's and the monkey smell goes with that too. He is also the stronger of the two and probably does lots of exercising to stay in good shape. That means the smell of sweat shall also be perceived. Definitely stink.
 

XERAMPELINAE

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Well, I personally think that DK is actually a clean character judging from his tie. The trademark DK tie suggests that he has a good sense of cleanliness, and his pearly white teeth shows dedication for oral hygiene. So, I say he just smells like the jungle. Not bad. (N)


But, moving on to DAY 14:

Wario

A predictable scent, I know. But he had to be in the list sooner or later. Discuss.
 

NESSBOUNDER

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Well, I'm pretty much ignorant of all the current-generation Pokemon. Last time I was into Pokemon was when there were only 150 of them:bee: Right now I read someone's post describing Lucario as a man-made Pokemon with man-made materials. That's pretty bizarre for a Pokemon that looks so organic.

So, judging from that, I'd say that Lucario smells like polyester (fur) and rubber (rest of the body.) The Aura he casts probably has a strong scent of burnt material. Neutral scent for Lucario.
Oh no, he's not a man-made Pokemon. Lucarios are just like any other natural Pokemon, but they're a Steel and Fighting type combination.

Steel type Pokemon are generally made out of metals and other non-organic materials.

For that reason, I do believe that Lucario's body and fur are just very resistant to bacteria.

As for Wario, I wasn't able to smell him. My nose died before my brain could make an analysis.
 

TheMoonman

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Hawaii
Wario smells of garlic, perspiration, fart, and probably holds many other scents, since he does a lot of exploring too.

To say that Wario smells is an understatement of the century.
 

half_silver28

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he definitely smells like garlic, he also smells like farts, since he attacks "by FARTING?? ... ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!" lol
 
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