Smashturbation! Melee. IT'S LIKE THE THING THAT JUST KEEPS DYING!!!!

[TyrantWolf]

If we do a banner for this and it happens to be porny, no ****ing gay guys. omg none of that dildo ****ing ****, lets keep it straight for the people alright david.


LOL sorry if I sound madnan.

 

[Runawayfire]

^He's got the right idea.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

Spoiler

I was gonna do Ganon, Link, Snake, Marth, Falcon, Zamus, Peach and Zelda having a circle jerk (lol co-ed circle jerk) with certain parts cleverly hidden (to make it pg13ish), while some of the cute characters look curious and haplessly oblivious to what's going on while others (Kirby, GaW, etc) look mortified.

^ Insight into my insanity.

 

[TyrantWolf]

Spoiler

I was gonna do Ganon, Link, Snake, Marth, Falcon, Zamus, Peach and Zelda having a circle jerk (lol co-ed circle jerk) with certain parts cleverly hidden (to make it pg13ish), while some of the cute characters look curious and haplessly oblivious to what's going on while others (Kirby, GaW, etc) look mortified.

... no to you know who. I honestly want to say all Marth players are gay, but Cactuar's sig makes it really hard to hate Marth mains. LOLLL!!

http://smashboards.com/member.php?u=33598


Also, bump Link off, we want men. Not ******* that run away and spam. Falcon and Ganon is good. Do it with them having 5 way with like Kirby and Ness looking lost, while ICs are looking at eachother awkwardly

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

kso i'm thinking Toad can be the fluffer.

add spoiler tags plz i don't want children seeing what goes on in my brain.

 

[TyrantWolf]

any better? XDDDD the Marth in pink is so mindgames XDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

Is everyone ready to smashturbate? =D

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

alright we're up to 20 people. these are the people who i am operating under the delusion that are coming:

1) Dragon_Hawk
2) Europhoria
3) Kjdjy
4) RaynEX
5) TGBX
6) Runawayfire
7) D.B
8) I.B
9) Desh
10) Pyro
11) Chaotic
12) Pointman Rob
13) Connel
14) Lone Wolf
15) worldjem7
16) Delorted1
17) coolhat
18) Unknown
19) Ambrose
20) iownu1337
21) Rekanize

if you are entering in singles please say so. if i have forgot you please say so (I apologize btw unless you haven't posted yet in which case I can add you). I'd like to start constructing pools asap so i can just assign them for singles and get it started prior to the biweekly.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

POST DAMMIT YOU TROLLING HO'S

shinecombotocapslock

 

[worldjem7]

I'm going singles. My teams partner is busy this saturday so i'm probably not going into Teams unless someone will team with me

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

duly noted.

 

[Desh.]

chocolate =/= not better then sex.
says me.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

yes but chocolate WITH sex is delicious. food for thought.

 

[Jagg]

How about having sex with a piece of chocolate? That's always good.

 

[Desh.]

"'wellllll....you watch the ticker. Im gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. " "butters in the fridge!"

rofl...family guy ftw

 

[Kjdjy]

ha ha im at the top

suck it bernard

 

[D.B]

Of course I'll be entering singles and i think the B's are going for doubles again. By the way guys it's kinda hard for sauga to bring tv's seeing as we take the bus and TTC... Give us a break xD.

 

[Dragon_Hawk]

i know i'm just thinking "ugh" because i have 3 i think plus mike's so 4 but that's it. fortunately it looks like we're stopping around 20 so i can do 4 pools but still... a 5th/6th tv would be nice.

 

[Sanu]

I'll be coming as well... and I'll bring a TV/cube just for you

Edit: o rite, I'll be entering singles.

 

[unknown522]

I might be an hour or 2 late cuz I wanna go to my friend's funeral

 

[coolhat]

sanuzi thanks for the TV you're awesome

 

[D.B]

**** ryan sorry.

I can't bring my cube anymore unless someone brings a memory card for smash cause mines got deleted...

 

[coolhat]

yea ill bring a copy of game + my memory card.

 

[Pointman Rob]

YO KEN SCREW NOAH I GOT YOUR BACK.

I've got some Mango, and it needs a little Lucky. Together we will be unstoppable.



(...<3 noah)

 

[Desh.]

ATTNT: bramptons top smasha has been beatered by a kirby xD
and he twas un falco

edit: also. kirbycide ftw >.>

 

[Pointman Rob]

also if its cool w/ steve (he IS my ride after all), I can bring a TV/cube combo, with a side of memory card and Smash instead of fries.

 

[The Witch King]

put me in for singles and low tier

 

[alphameric]

im coming with steve/ken/rob/renato.
so put me down for singles and low tier dammit

 

[Pyroloserkid]

ATTNT: bramptons top smasha has been beatered by a kirby xD
and he twas un falco

Ok, after playing Low Tiers all day, I go to use Falco and this noob just Swallows me and jumps off the edge repeatedly. ****.

By the end of the day, I had 93 kills. He had 46. I win.

 

[Desh.]

Ok, after playing Low Tiers all day, I go to use Falco and this noob just Swallows me and jumps off the edge repeatedly. ****.

By the end of the day, I had 93 kills. He had 46. I win.

i didnt "repeatedly" ..and its not my fault..u get in it even though u expect it>.> just pure mind games rofl...

and apparently..if i got u annoyed/pissed im playing my kirby goodlyful =D

edit: whys the boards soo quitely today :|

 

[Pyroloserkid]

Btw, I need directions.
85 Henderson doesn't do it. I'm in Brampton.

I'll PM you with my info David, and can you Mapquest the directions for me?

 

[Pyroloserkid]

RAWR!
David's Inbox can't take anymore pms!

"85 Henderson"

That address doesn't mean anything to me if I don't know how to get there. I went to Mapquest but I need the City name and Postal Code and such.

Can you get the directions from Mapquest for me?

The starting location is:
8 Field Sparrow Road
Brampton, ON
L6R 1Y5

And the ending location would be your place. PLEASE help.

PM me or email me at aesthetic.x@hotmail.com

 

[Chaotic Yoshi]

85 Henderson Ave, Thornhill, ON, Canada

 

[Deleted member]

Pyroloserkid, instead of double posting, just ****ing edit your previous post.

As for the mapquest, just input Ken's stuff into the search

or JFGI

 

[Bread-Butterer]

edit: whys the boards soo quitely today :|

We're all having a moment of silence to pay our respect to the death of Brawl.


It was.. so young.

 

[Kjdjy]

I saw your righteous fury in the Brawl Discussion Noah.

I got your point about spending so long on Melee to have it mean nothing for this game, but think about it. It's a whole new world to figure out how to improve and invent your own techniques for speeding up and increasing skill. Like everyone says, Brawl =/ Melee. If after awhile Brawl still feels awkward and slow then I'd come around and start agreeing with you and the other upset people, but at the very least you should reserve judgement until the game is out/has been played for awhile, right?

You never know.

 

[Bread-Butterer]

Ya, I'm done being mad. I'm not overly optimistic, but I'll wait and see. I'll play it a lot, regardless of whether or not it's as good for competitive play as melee.

 

[Kjdjy]

At the very very least, Brawl will be hella FUN. Technical? Maybe not, but we ALWAYS have Melee for that.

Fun? ****ing definatley.

Melee around here has been really really serious lately, we need something to break the tension.

 

[Europhoria]

We need Pokemon tournaments tbh.

 

[Deleted member]

All in favour of the reinstallation of the V.A.G.I.N.A league say yes ma'am