I decided to turn this post into a fun activity, and made a hypothetical character out of it.
This character has Pokemon Trainer's Cap
, Doctor Mario's Arms and Hands
, Dark Pit's Hair + Gauntlets
, Toon Link's Head
, Wario's Shoes
, ZSS's Legs
, Richter's Body
, Bowser's Horns
, Peach's, Daisy's, and K. Rool's Crowns
, and the Brand of the Exalt on their shoulder
. The character also has Robotic Eyes, ROB's eyes to be exact
. This character is also riding in a Clown Car
and has a saddle on their back
plus white angel wings
.
This Character wields a sword that has the Master Sword's Hilt
, Ragnell's Blade
, and the Fire Effect of the Sword of Seals
. When the sword is sheathed, the character's hand transforms into an Arm Cannon that looks like Samus'
.
Their Neutral B is a Blaster. It will shoot out rapid fire shots that alternate between dealing no stun
, and a little stun
. The blaster hurts if another character touches it
. If the character holds down the B Button, they will instead use a Falcon Punch
.
Their Side B is Mr. Game & Watch's Judge Hammer
Their Up B is Megaman's Rush Coil
, and at the Apex of the Rush Coil jump, the character can press B again to send out a vine whip for extra height.
(Ivy)
Holding Down-B and a direction will allow this character to use a counter: Down-B+Down is Witch Time
, Down-B+Up is Counter Surge
, Down-B+Back is Vision
, Down-B+Forward is Substitute
, And Down-B+Neutral is Marth's Counter
.
The character's Jab Combo is Wii Fit Trainer's
, their dash attack is Villager's
, and their grab and pummel is Young Link's
. Their Back Throw is Ness'
, F-Throw is Squirtle's
(Squirt), Up Throw is Kirby's
, and Down Throw is King Dedede's
.
The character has Mii Gunner's up-air
(Gunner), Meta Knight's Back Air
, Mario's Forward Air
, Ganondorf's Down Air
, and Lucas' Neutral Air
. Whenever the character uses an attack involving a sword, their meter depletes, and they lose the sword when it runs out:ultrobin. When the sword meter fully depletes, all sword moves are replaces with Simon's whip
.
The character's f-tilt is Pikachu's
, Up-tilt is DK's
, and Down Tilt is Zelda's
. Their Get Up Attack is PAC-MAN's
, while their ledge attack is Mii Swordfighter's
(Swordfighter).
The character's F-Smash is Snake's
, their Up Smash is Sheik's
, and their Down Smash is Palutena's
.
By using special inputs, this character can perform separate special moves
. Quarter Circle is Ridley's Fireballs
, Back to Forward input is Mewtwo's Shadow Ball
, Down to back input is Mii Brawler's Burning Dropkick
(Brawler), Forward-Down-DiagonalDownForward input is Luigi's Super Jump Punch
.
The character holds out a small wooden shield when Idling that blocks projectiles (
or
, but in this case, specifically
). When the character Holds Shield+B, they recharge Ink
. All their moves have a partial ink effect. They can also jump as many times as Charizard (3 Times)
(Charizard).
The Character has aura that powers it up as it takes damage
, a limit bar that enhances its specials
, and a K.O. meter that turns its neutral B into a powerful uppercut when charged fully
. Also, if this character ever uses electric attacks, it takes damage
.
The character is as fast as Sonic
, and jumps as high as Diddy Kong
. It also has the air mobility of Jiggs
. The character is followed by Pikmin
, Has a duck on its back
, and has a Luma in front of it that Mimics its attacks
. The character is also followed by an AI controlled Nana
.
This Character's Down Taunt has them Putting on a Mask like Lucina's
. Up-taunt has them pulse with Phazon like Dark Samus
, and their Side taunt belongs to whatever character we're getting tomorrow.
And Finally: Their Final Smash. Their Final Smash is just every Final Smash in the series amalgamated into one gigantic, chaotic, cluster**** of an attack. It deals 999% and KOs instantly.
How screwy would a character like this be?
