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Scottish patter thread (GTFO Dutchies and LONDONERS)

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Cpt.Zeppo

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rofl **** OFF LAWLIET WHATS THAT INSTACALL WITH J7???? LOLOLOLOL!

nah nah you're right I suck but Im gonna play this weekend cause I like giving people my money LOL

Btw appreciate the offer of cash lol even though I probably wont take you up on it you are a nice guy push come to shove
 
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Mr P

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Nah i cant i have a physics class at 9am and you's will be up till all hours plus i got some work to do. I was gonna stay at my bros flat but he cant go through because he's got a doctors appointment tomorrow morning. Maybe next time time but Sunday is a difficult day regardless.

I'm gonna put in an offer for a flat tomorrow and i could be moving in as soon as 1 week from now so it shouldn't be a problem next time round.
 
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Gus Hansen


Sick Bluff


Gutted


Pensive about his Gutshot


Takes the Pot


Just saw hes flopped Quads


Just won 250 playchip S&G


Night in with the Ladies


Another 250 S&G Win


Opponent shows the Nuts


So Pensive
 
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Mr P

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Cpt.Zeppo said:
£1000 money match?
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This is exactly how you play poker, never heard of a value bet when you've got the nuts :laugh::laugh::laugh:

£1000 mm your jacks vs my aces ? best of 5, winner takes all.

Pidgey if ever you wanna play let me know and i would prolly come through to play you, even if it's ****ty brawl :laugh::laugh::laugh: I'll show you how bad yoshi is.
 
pidgey14

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Mr P said:
This is exactly how you play poker, never heard of a value bet when you've got the nuts :laugh::laugh::laugh:

£1000 mm your jacks vs my aces ? best of 5, winner takes all.

Pidgey if ever you wanna play let me know and i would prolly come through to play you, even if it's ****ty brawl :laugh::laugh::laugh: I'll show you how bad yoshi is.
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sigh you dont understand his potential dont you? well what do I expect, Im at SWF lol
 
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pidgey14 said:
sigh you dont understand his potential dont you? well what do I expect, Im at SWF lol
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Hmm im pretty sure i do understand his potential, if you are so sure yoshi is great would you like to put some money on it when we play ?

Let me know when you wanna meet up.

EDIT: just saw your post ryan, yeah you're probably right
 
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fs imo melee marth beats brawl yoshi anyday. doesnt matter how much the ******* floats, marths got another tip.

which brings me to point B. melee is better then brawl.

which brings me to point C. MM?
 
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Joe- piss of I know you like melee better than brawl cos weirdly enough so does 99% of the community. it gets boring when people say it all the time.

mrP- If I get to play you sometime then yeah but not too much. I'll show how good yoshi is
 
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pidgey14 said:
sigh you dont understand his potential dont you? well what do I expect, Im at SWF lol
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Well if you werent at SWF i'd expect advice given to be similar to this.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3W0SK0IuE

There have been a couple of decent yoshis players of note, closest to home would be Swampen who did quite well in Europe with him. Thing is though as far as i know if he is still playing he's playing fox now. Not exactly sure if i'm right about this to be fair could do with some clarification.

Thing is the pal tier list was created by some of the best players from all the major countries in the pal region.

I havent read all the past posts completely so if your on about brawl first off...lol. And then look at SBR tier list which similarly was created by the best players in America.

Edit: i figure you were on about brawl, but i'm still quite right.
 
Cpt.Zeppo

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Bullet Bill said:
Joe- piss of I know you like melee better than brawl cos weirdly enough so does 99% of the community. it gets boring when people say it all the time.

mrP- If I get to play you sometime then yeah but not too much. I'll show how good yoshi is
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Aye I agree, when people are moaning about Brawl every second post its good to remind them that you're the only one that likes it every second post!
 
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Speaking as the best Brawl player in Scotland, probably the UK, I'd say it is actually really amazing. You guys are just too stupid to see its depth - grow up...
 
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Same to you lad. btw i strained a muscle in my neck so i might not be going to uni tomorrow lol.

if thats the case then ill be meeting you guys at the coach station tomorrow
 
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wtf is this, im not included in the scottish smash roster on page one? i may not have even started a smash career but i did invent two of the finest most bold combos out there, no wonder david and paul placed so well they had such an advantage. I taught them all i know. I think i deserve a memorial or homage to me and what i've given to this community.

I'm gonna offer lessons to learn these combos and their mindgames and effective strategies, but right now i'm working on some form of similar breakthrough with poker, watch this space for the john hand bluff. Anyway hit me up with a personal message if you want these lessons. Brawl adapted combos coming soon.
 
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went to the casino last night lads, no poker but 21's was on the card. actually came out on top with £15 extra. was up £55 at one point, should have called it quits imo
 
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but look the thing is, Yoshi mains have tried to show you a lot of times about Yoshi's potential but nearly everyone ignores it. They listen more to the ignorant smashers than the Yoshi mains, never look at the Yoshi boards, thinking we are being fanboys/girls and I am getting angry about it.
 
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Mr P

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pidgey14 said:
but look the thing is, Yoshi mains have tried to show you a lot of times about Yoshi's potential but nearly everyone ignores it. They listen more to the ignorant smashers than the Yoshi mains, never look at the Yoshi boards, thinking we are being fanboys/girls and I am getting angry about it.
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Hmm as much as i respect you because you remind me of grayfox so much and you're full of the banter, i'm sorry but you are wrong son, so step down off yoshis **** and enter the real world. I've never been on the yoshi boards on this site and i dont really care what any of them have to say even the haterz, Yoshi sucks. End of. I dont recall any yoshi EVER placing anywhere in any of the results for brawl tournies that i have seen and he's not anywhere near the top of the tier list. But still if you are so confident in your Yoshi we can play for money if you like.
 
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