Scottish patter thread (GTFO Dutchies and LONDONERS)

[grayfox]

That is huge tactics, i based my entire smash game on it

 

[Sporkman]

Should be able to make this, i think im free

jo3 im winning my money back from you

Tbf there isn't much you can do against

J3.

 

[J03]

my god .

 

[Reacher]

Alreet? Might be able to make this y'know, slight problem though is I don't have a phone. Roughly how much is a taxi from the train station to your house P? I might be able to just cruise up sometime on saturday but I'd have no way of contacting you guys between setting off and knocking on your door.

Also if I came would I be able leave early on the Monday?

 

[Koop_88]

my god .

my god .

 

[AmcD]

**** .

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Alreet? Might be able to make this y'know, slight problem though is I don't have a phone. Roughly how much is a taxi from the train station to your house P? I might be able to just cruise up sometime on saturday but I'd have no way of contacting you guys between setting off and knocking on your door.

Also if I came would I be able leave early on the Monday?

Taxi is about £6-ish or around that for the banter I reckon. Theres an extra charge for the banter is all just for the banter.

The journey is fairly simple as Im sure one so esteemed as yourself in all things of travel sophistication would know. What day would you be arriving?

And what day am I supposed to arrive? Cause if its the same then I could prolly meet you if you let me know what station you're arriving at.

Hosting that Will guy and that Joe fanny is by most means possible, I'll try and find out if I can tomorrow.

EDIT: Nevermind, I was too cool to check the thread properly

 

[Aiko]

And maybe I can trask talk and be cocky and a prick during the matches, or will that maybe be a bad tactic. Any advice?

it can work, might do wonders actually

 

[Mr P]

Alreet? Might be able to make this y'know, slight problem though is I don't have a phone. Roughly how much is a taxi from the train station to your house P? I might be able to just cruise up sometime on saturday but I'd have no way of contacting you guys between setting off and knocking on your door.

Also if I came would I be able leave early on the Monday?

Ignore Z, the last time he got a taxi the guy must have overcharged him usually it's about £5. My address is 36 Almond View and the taxi ride would take between 5-10 mins. I'll pay for atleast half your fare whatever it costs. About Monday, well i have college early on Monday so it would be best if you could stay with Z on Sunday night, but if he cant then i can house you.

Z-come round on saturday, whatever time but no earlier than say 12

good enough as confirmed - me, my bro, z, allan

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Ignore Z, the last time he got a taxi the guy must have overcharged him usually it's about £5. My address is 36 Almond View and the taxi ride would take between 5-10 mins. I'll pay for atleast half your fare whatever it costs. About Monday, well i have college early on Monday so it would be best if you could stay with Z on Sunday night, but if he cant then i can house you.

Z-come round on saturday, whatever time but no earlier than say 12

good enough as confirmed - me, my bro, z, allan

F*ck off fannywrench, its between £5-£6 depending on the taxi and its double per banter on Sundays(fare starts at £2.60 weekdays, goes up 10p per banter, £2.80 sundays, 20p per banter) that alright okay cheers thx guys

 

[Davemans]

 

[Koop_88]

I don't think I've ever seen Roger Moore without a twinkle in his eye.

 

[Aiko]

I found Ryan (right) at an anime convention

pdot is on the left

 

[J03]

omg lol, ryan i mad thought that was you for a second xD

PS to whom it may concern me and coeys prolly obv flakorz be up for the next one but itd be grand if we had a week or so's warning to book plox

 

[Mr P]

omg lol, ryan i mad thought that was you for a second xD

PS to whom it may concern me and coeys prolly obv flakorz be up for the next one but itd be grand if we had a week or so's warning to book plox

hmm nope, this is a one off thing only because my parents aren't going to be here so basically it is either this weekend or not for a very long time, atleast at my place.

So it's Friday now, who's coming ?

 

[ac_anon]

i am, getting the train to perth in an hour

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Hey Guys, whats going on? Well I'll be making it I call, Phil if you're wondering a stay at the Copeland household on the coming Sunday is no real bother to me, you're a nice guy and I have room for nice guys. KK kl TY

 

[Reacher]

Sorry guys but I can't make it, checked my bank balance today and I'm about £100 worse off than I was expecting. If anything else is happening after the start of November then give me a shout 'cos I really don't want it to be after christmas before i see you again, but right now times are tight.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Ah bad times and best of luck

 

[Mr P]

Great fest lads, i had a piping time despite the low turnout.

Think ill go and enjoy my £10 i made in poker now

 

[grayfox]

ROFL ME AND BLACK GAI WHAT A DAY THAT WAS this doesn't work as well on the ****ey default skin

 

[J03]

i WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU ALL TO BOLTON ON THE WEEKEND 1ST OF NOVEMBER. FEEL FREE TO COME A FEW DAYS EARLY AND LEAVE A FEW DAYS LATER OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

LET ME KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED BECAUSE IMO GOOD TIMES WILL BE HAD HERE.

THERE WILL BE A RANKINGS BATTLE TAKING PLACE SO YOU CAN SEE HOW FARE AGAISNT EVERYONE ELSE.

THERE WILL BE A LARGE POKER TOURNAMENT SOMETHING LIKE £5-10 IN WITH AROUND 5-10 POUNDS MEANS £100 POUNDS COULD BE ON THE CARDS.

SO FAR

ME, COEY, GOLFIES, YENITHS, AIKO, CHAZ, ALAN, KOOP and BEN ARE EXPECTED TO ATTEND

DISCUSS

 

[Mr P]

Most likely i wont be able to go, might be able to slip it in but i doubt it.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Cool, if I go I want money matches with just about everyone attending. Already have one organised with Joseph Green I think hes called and... Benjamin Simons ROFL TWO STUPID NAMES EH?

Also Joe you shouldnt be posting here, you are not Scottish so you have no right get out.

 

[grayfox]

Yeah Joe have some respect, that is actually pretty racist for you to be posting here...

I'm reasonably interested though, but it's a busy few weeks for me.

 

[grayfox]

Oh yeah before I forget there is an open invite to my flat on Sunday.

Allan, David and Paul are already interested, poker, and if anyone brings a set up, smash will be on the cards (GET IT EH? EH?)

 

[J03]

WELL IMO I DONT NEED TO SHOW RESPECT FOR A LESSER RACE OF BELOW GRADE ENGLISHMEN NOW DO I.

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED SEEK ME OUT IN BOLTON... 1st of november is cool with me

 

[Professor Pro]

If grayfox goes record a game of him lol.
Why does Grayfox come on smashboards when he plans to play no1?

 

[grayfox]

ROFL!

Mainly for the banter really. Not really interested in smash but I DO wanna attend events, don't get me wrong I'm not avoiding them lol I'm just a poor as **** student. No point recording my games anyways as I'M ****E AT SMASH I'M JUST REALLY GOOD AT BEATING LONDONERS

 

[Koop_88]

Why are students so poor? They get £1000 overdrafts, Student Loans that could buy a ****ing house, some even get £4000 grants and none of them need to pay sh*t back.

THEIVING TIGHT B4STARDS THOSE STUDENTS I TELL YA

 

[Bullet Bill]

thats me you're talking about koop . Cos my parents are separated it's like £_£ for me but most student loans aren't that generous and you don't always get grants. Plus you need to pay for your accomodation which is loads

 

[Koop_88]

You can't really tell because it's online, but I assure you, there wasa hint of BARE JEALOUSY in what I said.

Also, you guys get discounts on f*cking everything, what is that about!?

 

[ac_anon]

You can't really tell because it's online, but I assure you, there wasa hint of BARE JEALOUSY in what I said.

Also, you guys get discounts on f*cking everything, what is that about!?

lol no johns

 

[Mr P]

Why are students so poor? They get £1000 overdrafts, Student Loans that could buy a ****ing house, some even get £4000 grants and none of them need to pay sh*t back.

THEIVING TIGHT B4STARDS THOSE STUDENTS I TELL YA

It's because they lose it all at online poker and banter like that. I can probably come on Sunday, but why Sunday and not Saturday ?

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Cause David is working saturday I think

 

[grayfox]

ROFL NO JOHNS I JUST DONT WANT A JOB THANKS

And aye that is the reason, Allan is also busy on Saturday having the banter in Perth.

 

[Professor Pro]

yeah.................

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

In regards to this coming Sunday: ITS ABOUT TIME I FLAKE ONE OF THESE AND I THINK ILL CHOOSE LAWLIETS FOR THE BANTER, HUGE MONEY JOHNS, THE POTENTIAL OF FLAKING BANTER AND IM A GREAT GUY- BAR SOMETHING BOLD HAPPENING I WONT MAKE THIS SUNDAY F*CK OFF

 

[Aiko]

credit crunch aye?

 

[Mr P]

This is the Scottish thread WATP

**** off you foreign ****s !!!!!!!!!!