Scottish patter thread (GTFO Dutchies and LONDONERS)

[Empy]

Wait, report like call the cops? I might FBI Grayfox for offering young boys to me.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Good luck in doing so. To answer from before we talk about poker hands and stuff on MSN and in person cause we're all friends here and we've all got the banter, we just save the best for the thread which is characters like Sammy and Eli, no johns though

 

[Empy]

Ah I c, any specific poker events you're all following btw? I wander if they broadcast the same things in Scotland as here.

 

[Mr P]

Nice nice, just got back from Italy which was pretty piping. I've come to the conclusion that Europeans have absaloutly no sense of humour and i think Italians are probably the worst right after the French then followed closely by Empy.

I was in a group of 4 people standing at a train station in Monza surrounded by F1 fans from all over the place but mostly Italian and one of the guys in my group drops a bomb a.k.a farted really loud and of course the rest of us all burst out laughing because as we can all agree farting is amazing and hilarious. You should have seen the look on the faces of some of the Italians/Germans/Dutch standing around us, they looked like we had just killed their mothers and they just kinda stood there looking awkward, it was a pathetic sight to behold. There were several instances of this happening over the weekend. Overall though a pretty piping time.

 

[Chis]

Hey guys! I heard they banned MetaKnight in Italy. So wait a minute...
(Looks at the title of the thread then location)

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

ROOOOOOFL Euan, how can you laugh at a guy farting thats so immature man.

Need to play smash soon nice hand enjoyed it

 

[Bullet Bill]

Nice nice, just got back from Italy which was pretty piping. I've come to the conclusion that Europeans have absaloutly no sense of humour and i think Italians are probably the worst right after the French then followed closely by Empy.

I was in a group of 4 people standing at a train station in Monza surrounded by F1 fans from all over the place but mostly Italian and one of the guys in my group drops a bomb a.k.a farted really loud and of course the rest of us all burst out laughing because as we can all agree farting is amazing and hilarious. You should have seen the look on the faces of some of the Italians/Germans/Dutch standing around us, they looked like we had just killed their mothers and they just kinda stood there looking awkward, it was a pathetic sight to behold. There were several instances of this happening over the weekend. Overall though a pretty piping time.

LOL

 

[J03]

P, glad you had a good time lads, any chance of anyone making it down to wills (imo mine that hes stolen) fest?

 

[ac_anon]

I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN sort of, getting back into the banter now

had some good times at ryan's on saturday, hoping to have some more in times to come

 

[GEEK28]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T5K1HxEBCU&feature=related

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

omfg, got in a taxi just for the banter

Wills fest eh? Well i have no pocket at the moment joseph green sir, we'll see but i doubt it. Want to play smash again though.

 

[Aiko]

http://www.boltonbanter.com/forum/

 

[ac_anon]

omfg, got in a taxi just for the banter

Wills fest eh? Well i have no pocket at the moment joseph green sir, we'll see but i doubt it. Want to play smash again though.

I always have a pocket pair

 

[grayfox]

Alright guys? I see you all have a bit of banter, thought i might tempt you with a wholemeal slice of allinson

Anyone interested?

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

ROFL yeah Ive seen that stuff around, Im definitely all in lets go whats happenin man nh

 

[ac_anon]

Alright guys? I see you all have a bit of banter, thought i might tempt you with a wholemeal slice of allinson

Anyone interested?

LOL

i read that wrong and thought it was some kind of joke about sean.

 

[Mr P]

WSOP main event final table for 2008.

* Seat 1: Dennis PhilliPs - 26,295,000 - 1st
* Seat 2: Craig Marquis - 10,210,000 - 8th
* Seat 3: Ylon SchwartZ - 12,525,000 - 5th
* Seat 4: Scott Montgomery - 19,690,000 - 3rd
* Seat 5: Darus Suharto - 12,520,000 - 6th
* Seat 6: David Rheem - 10,230,000 - 7th
* Seat 7: Ivan DemiDov - 24,400,000 - 2nd
* Seat 8: Kelly Kim - 2,620,000 - 9th
*Seat 9: Peter Eastgate - 18,375,000 - 4th

5 D's
3 P's
1 Scott
1 Craig
and even a Z

Chip leader is a double P though, so that's what counts.

 

[grayfox]

I spot 9 seats of banter though, that pretty much puts me in the lead

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Why Dont Yall Just Stfu K

 

[Mr P]

free again this saturday for smash, still no takers ?

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Lets Dance Mukka Talk To You On Msn Peace Zx

 

[grayfox]

I think it is about time we get to arranging the WSOB, perhaps on the weekend the actual WSOP ME FT is on?

 

[Davemans]

Bit of Roland De Wolfe

Pensive

Out with the Birds

Just Been Bluffed

Just Bluffed Back

$1 S&G Victory

Just hit his Ace on the River

Shows Another Bluff

 

[grayfox]

roooooooooooooooooooooooofl

 

[ac_anon]

lol what a legend

 

[grayfox]

The game was so loose i raised 7 times the bb, when i seen AA i was 90% sure i was going to lose but what banter.



DO NOT PLAY THE CASH GAMES ITS AS BAD AS 5/10 PLAY MONEY NO JOKE - THE $2 SNGS ARE MUCH BETTER

 

[Mr P]

im off tomorrow and all of the next week, im up a WSOB tomorrow or most other days.

 

[jalued]

i'm a st andrews (for uni), and edinburgh (when not at uni...) smasher. i'm ok at melee, nothing special though, but best at brawl. would like to meet some people or have touirneys some time if its possible.#

i'm also not confortable being in a group where the host has a BNP picture... just saying

 

[grayfox]

MON THE BNP WATP


btw just thought id share with you this gem from this morning

 

[Mr P]

i'm a st andrews (for uni), and edinburgh (when not at uni...) smasher. i'm ok at melee, nothing special though, but best at brawl. would like to meet some people or have touirneys some time if its possible.#

i'm also not confortable being in a group where the host has a BNP picture... just saying

lol calm down son, it's just a bit of banter. You have your opinions and i have mine ? capiche

I'm up for playing smash so we'll try and sort something out soon if you like. Add me on msn mafia_mr_p@hotmail.co.uk

 

[grayfox]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL what a way to end the dream

 

[ac_anon]

rofl, gutting

 

[Fiend's_Knee]

i'm also not confortable being in a group where the host has a BNP picture... just saying

I just want to point out I don't support or share the views of the BNP... just saying, in all honesty am quite the opposite


Also nice hand from that bbmarky with the double 5, but what was Bigwiff hoping for
Is that Full Tilt Poker site any good I was thinking of trying online poker since poker nights at my mates house have stopped

 

[Sporkman]

He went all in pre-flop. I had J3.

Of course I'm gonna call.

 

[Mr P]

I just want to point out I don't support or share the views of the BNP... just saying, in all honesty am quite the opposite

Thats coz you're a dirty tim.

FFS ryan You should have known someone woulda had a five.

 

[grayfox]

Rofl Njs It Was All In Before The River



EDIT:
FTP is pretty nice aye, btw it was all in preflop so the AQ had like 38% to win, my 77 44% then 55 17% so wasn't that bad a call. On the flop though it had like 3% and the 55 had 17% or so still.

 

[Mr P]

Rofl Njs It Was All In Before The River



EDIT:
FTP is pretty nice aye, btw it was all in preflop so the AQ had like 38% to win, my 77 44% then 55 17% so wasn't that bad a call. On the flop though it had like 3% and the 55 had 17% or so still.

No johns.


.

 

[J03]

he Went All In Pre-flop. I Had J3.



Of Course I'm Gonna Call.

****ing J3 Living Up To Its Name

 

[Sporkman]

Just thought I'd share with you all who I was sitting next to in the freeroll tonight

Just now knocked him out haha. Raises to all in after flop, my AK King pair holding out against two people playing club flush draw.

EDIT: here it is

 

[jalued]

stop posting all the poker pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are we ever going to actually sort some tourneys/meetings up if its full of spam!!