Scottish patter thread (GTFO Dutchies and LONDONERS)

[Mr P]

I think our country is great enough to have its own thread, so here it is. discuss

Players:

Smash name: Mr P
location: Perth
MSN: mafia_mr_p@hotmail.co.uk

Smash name: GEEK28
location: Perth/Dundee

Smash name: ac anon
location: Perth/Edinburgh

Smash name: grayfox
location: Perth/Dundee

Smash name: Foulplay
location: Falkirk

Smash name: Cpt. Zeppo
location: Paisley

Smash name: Davemans
location: Paisley
MSN: davidboyle_90@hotmail.co.uk

Smash name: Fiends Knee
location: Greenock

Smash name: luigidude90
location: Glasgow
Brawl code: 0516-8717-4025

Smash name: SheikahKing
location: Edinburgh
MSN: obscure-halo@hotmail.co.uk
Brawl code: 2707-3284-2029

Smash name: Steel_Dragon
location: Dundee
MSN: hughie123@hotmail.com
Brawl code: 0345-0742-7982

Smash name: Seiken
Location: Southqueensferry
MSN: i-just-stole-your-face@hotmail.com
Brawl code: 0130-3254-1037

Smash name: 20chambo08
Location: Edinbrugh
MSN: dan-the-footie-man@hotmail.co.uk (plz add me if you add my code I never go on smashboreds
Brawl code: 2191 9402 0319

Smash name: DAZ
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
MSN: anime(dot)geek666(at)hotmail(dot)co.uk
Brawl code:4210-5436-7696

Smash Name: Pid14
Location: Dundee
MSN: pidgey14@hotmail.com
FC: 1547-6639-0058

Name: Flash
Location: Edinburgh
Brawlcode: 1848-2004-5406
MSN: joepro20@hotmail.com

 

[FoulPlay]

Aha! Yas! We will finally no longer be considered a part of england's smash group. XD.

This will make it alot easier for the newbies in Scotland to find Scottish Smashers too... Great idea Euan! :D

 

[P.Vanity]

I wish there was one of these last year >.> ahwell, better late than never.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

ROOOOOOOFL best thread ever.

I do actually think this is a good idea though,we need one of these

 

[Davemans]

Yasss too good

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Finally,good patter on the boards has its rightful home Off ye go English scrubs,this thread is far too awesomecore for you

On topic:Scotland is amazing

and for those wondering:Reacher is an honorary Scotsman,hes got the patter down

 

[GEEK28]

i think
Zepo = 9th

hes a 1 trick scrub with his knee

 

[PDOT]

LOL amusing

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

The knee is Mafias weakness

 

[TelpeFion]

LMAO the rankings are too good!

Also, Kilmarnock sucks.

 

[Mr P]

Ranking are updated BRUTAL

 

[Helios]

All you guys need is one dildo, and this'd be the gayest thread ever

 

[GEEK28]

 

[Mr P]

Anyone else think they are witty enough to make a BOLD comment in this thread ? back the **** up

 

[Helios]

Hey, where did you get that? :O
I thought I deleted those!!

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Funniest **** ever @ this thread.

 

[FoulPlay]

Lol at Craigs awesome photoshop skills! XD

 

[Davemans]

Coin match champion:

Mr P

Runner up:

Davemans

Bonus Match

Champion - Davemans 14410 points
Runner Up - Mr.P 14400 points


Unlucky P maybe next time eh son?

 

[GEEK28]

best samus in europ champion:

champion - GEEK28mans
Runner Up - everyone els

 

[ac_anon]

well im the best (and only) green samus in europe

 

[Reacher]

I've heard Davemans is well bad in teams

 

[Davemans]

I've heard Davemans is well bad in teams

Son away you go youve got nowt mate

Oh and i think its fair to mention

Scotlands best team - D and Z
Runner Up - Sean and Looman
Third Place - Geek28 & P

 

[Mr P]

I've heard Davemans is well bad in teams

And you would be very right in believeing that true fact

Bonus Match

Champion - Davemans 14410 points
Runner Up - Mr.P 14400 points


Unlucky P maybe next time eh son?

WOW SON, good job son you beat me by one of falcos laser in a match i didnt care about well done son if you feel proud on getting one up on P then good job son, im proud prick

 

[Davemans]

And you would be very right in believeing that true fact



WOW SON, good job son you beat me by one of falcos laser in a match i didnt care about well done son if you feel proud on getting one up on P then good job son, im proud prick

didnt care about it son you were absoluetly gutted, well done on trying to save face though you know what they say son, you live and you learn

 

[GEEK28]

next time in through in bold paisly town im gona beat scrubmans with bowser

 

[GEEK28]

z fest sons

 

[Davemans]

z fest sons

imo i agree

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Baws to be honest

well im the best (and only) green samus in europe

****ing ridiculous green samus it is too.I must admit, I use green in dedication of such a patter merchant as yourself.

 

[SLVR]

reacher? scottish! outrage!

just cos he talks in a scottish accent doesnt mean he wont be in the english crew battle!

y'right phil? you in scotland atm. disgrace. haha!

^_^

 

[Davemans]

next time in through in bold paisly town im gona beat scrubmans with bowser

Imo Ness v Bowser it is then son

 

[ac_anon]

Baws to be honest



****ing ridiculous green samus it is too.I must admit, I use green in dedication of such a patter merchant as yourself.

good on ya son

 

[Mr P]

OH MY GOODNESS have we discovered the greatest thing you can do in melee. Its called the DK run and basically, you take DK in home run contest and try and get the sandbag as far as possible by throwing it. Many a strat was created but in the end running most of the way was victorious.

DK run results:

1st GEEK28 - 72.5 m (WR)
2nd Davemans 72.2 m Get used to second son
3rd Cpt. Zeppo 71.6 m
4th Reacher 71.5 m
5th Charles 70.x m

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Reacher actually got 71.6 while I got 71.5.

Charles-my mobile number is 07746595721(Dont ask sons)
And if you're seeing this afterwards post to let us know you made it back alright.

 

[Fuzzyness]

^_________^ Banzai, yeah im home alright.

Marth vs Falcon was too good

Reacher and his deadly new secret weapon (rofl)

The night with just us 3 was pretty much amazing, those games should've been recorded but you can blame me for that, and maybe Z for being a lazy *** and falling asleep =) (which made pikachu come out for 4 hours beasting on FD with 0 to death chain grabs) good times!

Also one off matches like Fox vs Marth (Phil) OWNED

Phil tryed to man up after our falcon dittos and had nought! you was purely warmed up and ready for beasting Z

Anyway..TNJ2, doh...come on msn Z and tell the hot chocolate lover his dipeys are steam cleaned

 

[SLVR]

^_________^ Banzai, yeah im home alright.

Marth vs Falcon was too good

Reacher and his deadly new secret weapon (rofl)

The night with just us 3 was pretty much amazing, those games should've been recorded but you can blame me for that, and maybe Z for being a lazy *** and falling asleep =) (which made pikachu come out for 4 hours beasting on FD with 0 to death chain grabs) good times!

Also one off matches like Fox vs Marth (Phil) OWNED

Phil tryed to man up after our falcon dittos and had nought! you was purely warmed up and ready for beasting Z

Anyway..TNJ2, doh...come on msn Z and tell the hot chocolate lover his dipeys are steam cleaned

lol @ reacher. xxx

 

[Reacher]

^_________^ Banzai, yeah im home alright.

Marth vs Falcon was too good

Reacher and his deadly new secret weapon (rofl)

The night with just us 3 was pretty much amazing, those games should've been recorded but you can blame me for that, and maybe Z for being a lazy *** and falling asleep =) (which made pikachu come out for 4 hours beasting on FD with 0 to death chain grabs) good times!

Also one off matches like Fox vs Marth (Phil) OWNED

Phil tryed to man up after our falcon dittos and had nought! you was purely warmed up and ready for beasting Z

Anyway..TNJ2, doh...come on msn Z and tell the hot chocolate lover his dipeys are steam cleaned

Sorry son, but scrubs aren't allowed to post in this thread, on ye go Charlie boy

My fish surived by the way, so screw you Neil you heartless git

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Pretty good fest sons,to be honest.
Shame about the lack of teams,but to be honest I think everyone was scared of Team Muldoon.I would be if I were in their shoes.In my honest opinion.

 

[Fuzzyness]

my post was removed

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Good times on the goldfish Pear-son,that things blatantly a beast,bit of Ralph Fiennes in him.

And for all those wondering,Mr Pokemons DK run score was infact-

0.00 m



EDIT:Some new DK Run tactics have been discovered.The current holder of the WR for it is now Davemans with 120.1m.Also my very own self is holder of the WR for DK Podium with 228.8m(stay on the podium,use at least one grab).

Fox-84.8

 

[Davemans]

next time in through in bold paisly town im gona beat scrubmans with bowser

IMO The good people of Europe need to know that i 4 stocked your bowser with my Ness