It's time for me to return, as for Smash I once again yearn!
Gruntilda Chance: 0%, to my dismay, we shall not see Grunty on that day. It's been said here and there, but her chances were killed by bird and bear. She's on a stage, plain as vanilla, near the mountain and Banjo's villa. We've had promotions, that I can see, but none so far for DLC. And just to not look like a twit, I know about her own Spirit. Even giving those their leave, she won't happen now with Steve. As a result, I think it's clear, Gruntilda Winkybunion will not be here. With many fantasties to hear and foster, Grunty will not join the roster.
Gruntilda Want, is still somewhat low, but 35% is where I'll go. If she was picked, I'd have some beef, for them rejecting Master Chief. He's green too, and really big, compared to his stardom she's a twig. Comes from a new genre to boot, the one where you aim and shoot. Even if they were totally bonkers, the next MS slot should be Conker's. And if they won't walk those roads, then there's always the Battletoads. Others might want it more, but a Microsoft rep I don't adore. But as a character, I like her enough. She'd be straightforward and have no fluff. Except for her rhymes, that part's great, and I'd have her laugh in 8. I already want a different mage, but with Grunty around I wouldn't rage. She is great, I won't lie, but for me Grunty's not do or die.
Time to use those extra noms, what would I think be the bomb? Speaking of that raunchy red squirrel, I'll give them to him, let him have a whirl! In other words, Conker's my choice, give him all nominations to my voice! Yes, even the extras, they'll finally be used, and when we rate him I'll be amused!
For From Soft I shan't predict, I'd be too soft or too strict. I don't know what to give them there, so I'll abstain, and let others fare.