Quotes that made your day

[Fuzz]

<+Alzi> so like i am talking to a girl right. And her legs hurt from royal show. I told her to massage them she said too tired to then i said I will massage them for you then she hasn't replied. This is not a good sign

 

[undead_moose]

Alzi is THE ladies man

 

[MTGod]

MOAR RC QUOTES!

- GGFO = Good Game, **** Off. ~ Marty
- "They totally rolled Oats today." ~ Hater
- "You're good with the internets you do" ~ Scoot
- "My story isn't that big or funny" "Just like Scoot!" ~Hater
- (Giving Shaya the Book of John, a la Shaya's Diary) "Glad to see we're on the same page" ~ Jesse
- "Jesse! Do Something!" ~ Condog during teams, right before Jesse grabs him with Yoshi
- "Man, this guy's so hot, you could pull like FIVE THOUSAND CHICKS with him!" ~ Oats, RE: Melancholy
- "Quick, pretend it's a ****." ~ Oats, right before a sculling comp with Kas
- "You're too shuffle to drunk." ~ Hater, re: Scoot shuffling cards
- "MK Formation Go!" Scoot/Ricky, proceeding to d-smash camp.

Good times, good times...

 

[Zero]

Oats: What's your smash tag? ... Melancholy? MELANCHOLY?????

 

[Redact]

jason is playing puff in melee and is planking on the ledge
me: "why do you play so lame jason"
jason: "it makes me smile"
jason proceeds to look at us and make the face of a rapist

 

[Zxv]

M2K: Do you guys have a laptop? I want to watch anime.
Forte: Do you think you could take Cao in a fight?
M2K: ... Why would you even ask that?

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Forte: What do you think of Australia?
...
Forte: What do you think of Australian smashers?
...
Forte: What do you think of Australian girls?
...
-Right after Gords f-tilts M2K for no reason in a 2on1-
M2K: USE LOGIC!
-10 minutes later-
Forte: What do you think of Australian logic?

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The hotel was the best. Waking up and seeing M2K curled up like a kitten at the end of my bed was lulz. Then waking up the next morning and seeing Forte in the exact same position was also pretty lulz.

 

[unreon]

Forte is M2K omgosh O_o

BTW Forte quotes are a goldmine.

(right after getting wrecked)
Forte: I'm so good at dota.

 

[Zxv]

OH YEAH! THAT ONE WAS THE BEST! Even M2K lost it at that one.

 

[unreon]

unny: "see you later Jei" *manhug*
(luke arms outstretched, looking mad sad)
luke: "why don't you love me unny, where's my hug"
unny: "...uhhh Jei is leaving, not me."


his face made my day.

 

[Melancholy]

"Man, this guy's so hot, you could pull like FIVE THOUSAND CHICKS with him!" ~ Oats, RE: Melancholy

Definately should have picked up those netball girls

 

[Redact]

that was me with the cao m2k fight, so good

me: hey jason, do you think you could take cao in a fight?
jason: what?
me: do you think you can beat cao up if you had to fight?
jason: why would you even think of that?
me: dont worry about that, its how australia works, just do you think you could take him?
jason: i would never fight cao

aww what a nice guy, or maybe hes just scared

 

[toki]

This was at Day 0 at Robocop

Netball girls: OMG ARE YOU GUISE PLAYING PLAY-STAY-SHUN????!!11???
OMG PIKACHU HAT!! I LOVE PIKACHU
OMFG WHY DO YOU GUISE HAVE MOAR BED THAN USSSS!!@???

Scabe: Because we're sucessfull business man

*girls leaves*

*everyone slaps Scabe*

 

[C~Dog]

Wait, you aren't Scabe??


noooooooo!

 

[Forte4Tei]

Forte is M2K omgosh O_o

BTW Forte quotes are a goldmine.

(right after getting wrecked)
Forte: I'm so good at dota.

Next day...

Syke is playing friendlies with m2k and I was just watching

it went something like

m2k: "oh yeah yesterday this guy -"

proceeds to do some impression of me smiling and saying: "did you know im really good at warcraft 3?"

Me: *horrified look, shock of my life* "uhh what that can't be i don't even ?!??!?!?"

 

[Redact]

[14:00] <+Tunnel_Snake_DJDekar> im attempting l4d2 uncensored via vpn
[14:00] <+Tunnel_Snake_DJDekar> also have tak's nipple in my mouth

good stuff dave, good stuff

 

[TakFR]

22:38 +Condog • is IRC always talking about drinking *** and buttsex or just while kas and splice are here?

LOL

 

[Redact]

<+Splice> i dont want to drink *** ****ing idiots
<+Splice> I hate you all

 

[Splice]

I hate you all.

I hate you all so ****ing much.

 

[MTGod]

Pete says (7:29 PM):
****ing console ***s
they wish they were part of the arcade master rac
e
Jesse: gets his daily serve of protein from a Double Quarter Pounder says (7:32 PM):
the 3rd streich :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

 

[Zero]

Seems like Pete is jealous that console gets 99.9% 100% of the good games.

 

[MTGod]

High Five!

 

[Zxv]

Me: So how's your sex life?
Friend1: Still dating my hand.
Friend2: Good relationship that... Except they spend too much time together.
Me: LOL.
Friend2: Must be handy having a gf as good as her.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

funny gilr hands.

mine was I love you. humor doesn't make my day normally.

 

[MTGod]

Let's hope his hand stays faithful :O

 

[TakFR]

20:53 +Robsta • Daker does seem a little shifty tbh

 

[Zero]

Robsta is quickly becoming an awesome person.

 

[TakFR]

22:25 +Dekar • i agree tak i deserves a ****ing bulletzer or whatever the **** they called

 

[TakFR]

double post =(

 

[Redact]

Jei: Welcome to ground floor

maaaan ground floor ****

 

[Dekar289]

i took brigit to ground floor if you know what i mean

 

[MTGod]

Trill says (9:54 PM):
the principles behind english is easy its just the grammer and vocabulary thats kills me

 

[Redact]

This thread was mentioned the other day, time to become a necromancer.


*splice loses a 3 way game*
Splice: "I'm surrounded by ****heads"

There's bound to be better stuff I'm missing, but I can't think of anything at the moment.

 

[TakFR]

Splice: "I will burn your family"

 

[Dekar289]

timic - that's what i call a prescription

 

[Redact]

Splice is growing up nicely

I think we are a great influence

 

[Robsta]

<+asianaussie> robsta is such a cute kid


<3 <3 <3

 

[ciaza]

If I know aa, he means that in a condescending way about your obliviousness to the world.

 

[Splice]

If i know Rob, that's definitely the only way in which he might be considered 'cute'.

 

[TakFR]

I remember, this was on irc today and he was saying it's cute how he's so ignorant. So correct Ciaza, have a cookie

 

[ciaza]

I know aa way too well.

Weeeee I love cookies :3