Quotes that made your day

[Robsta]

I will attack you ciaran

 

[ciaza]

Bring it Robin.

 

[asianaussie]

i think rob actually thought i was complimenting him

ciaza knows me so well it's disconcerting

he will be the one to catch me if i ever go mad and attempt to enslave the non-asian population of the world

 

[Redact]

i think rob actually thought i was complimenting him

ciaza knows me so well it's disconcerting

he will be the one to catch me if i ever go mad and attempt to enslave the non-asian population of the world

wa lao

back to wallet or whip

wa lao

 

[asianaussie]

selamat pagi

hivemind go!

this post makes no sense, even to me

 

[Zero]

selamat malam

 

[Richard7]

(before the Wii U was announced)

Alzi: "Nintendo's next console will be better than the Xbox360 and PS3 in every way."

 

[TakFR]

Splice: "I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY DEKAR"

 

[Richard7]

Alzi July 12, 2011

"i've never seen blu ray lol"

 

[TakFR]

Atticus: "All I want for Christmas is a jump-cancel"

 

[Redact]

13:27 atticus: youtube keeps recommending me 1980s kfc ads
13:27 Redact`Work: rofl
13:27 atticus: and i keep watching them

 

[Robsta]

<+[1]dekar> just had an epiphany of what to play
<+[1]dekar> and now i cannot wait to play iva pinata trouble in paradise
<+[1]dekar> what the ****
<+[1]dekar> not released on pc?
<+[1]dekar> this is a ****ing outrage
<+[1]dekar> gunna go ****en jihad a hospital tomorrow in protest

 

[ciaza]

(04:03:11PM) <1der> I tried to count to 12 but got lost.

 

[blaze3927]

Im going to let you off with a caution

 

[TakFR]

Dekar: If you get a frog to piss in your eyelid and then you blink rapidly it feels ****en good

23:51 +atti • sf4, its like nuclear war
23:51 +atti • the only winning move is not to play

 

[Redact]

*everyones watching Bangs*

Kier walks in and says

"Bangs? I hate bangs

He sings like

"I told my parents I did something
But I didn't"

He sucks"

Dekar: "I can't stop touching my balls, I don't know why"

*after Dekar getting drunk*

Timic: "Dekar do you find me attractive now?"

Dekar: "No amount of alcohol in the world..."

 

[DD_]

Dekar: "Plasia, I'm going to disprove god right here right now. If god is real then why do I have to pay for my KFC? Check-****ing-mate Plasia"

 

[TakFR]

00:43 +dekar • http://i.imgur.com/JRvRp.jpg
00:43 +dekar • so cool
00:43 +dekar • they should breed this race
00:43 +dekar • so we can legally **** kids

 

[Redact]

[01:33] <+AussieRob> when i cure constipation
[01:33] <+AussieRob> by perscribing people showers
[01:33] <+AussieRob> ill share my nobel prize award with you

 

[Vyse]

If there's plenty of other fish in the sea,
Why would they look at you?




Except that didn't really make my day at all and is kind of depressing :/

 

[Dekar289]

singles with this stagelist

neutral:
rumble falls
75m
flat zone 2
mushroomy kingdom
new pork city

counterpick:
spear pillar
shadow moses island
warioware inc
yoshi's island melee
mario circuit

^ also known as the unity ruleset.

and earlbot was swamped with clitorus

 

[Invisi]

^ Ah, what a great day to be a pit main

Also spear pillar is totally legit, best stage =D

 

[Jei Jei]

Viva: I wish I could use cape in real life. About to be hit by a car? CAPE!

 

[DD_]

[01:35] <+TicTak> sf4 is actually perfect
[01:35] <+TicTak> in every way

 

[TakFR]

01:42 +atti • can brawl just **** off already

 

[TakFR]

17:44 +iRobsta • What's the new sf3 update for
17:44 +Tak • no idea
17:44 +iRobsta • Oh lol becerninf
17:44 +iRobsta • I'm ********
17:44 +iRobsta • I'm playing FIFA 12...

 

[Luco]

Some guys were showing me how bad the Lucas-DK match-up is, when my brother and I (who both main Lucas), Just started PK thundering both DK's off the stage and kept stopping them from getting back up. So in the middle of explaining they burst out with "How does DK DEAL WITH THIS!?!?!?"

 

[Timic83]

iRobsta> You *****s need to move to the west side
iRobsta> Timic: What day should I come over
iRobsta> This week or next?
Timic > never *** off gaybo

 

[Splice]

........ wat

 

[TakFR]

Resurrection!

Homosexual Mana Vampire: no this veno must have leukemia
Homosexual Mana Vampire: or something
Homosexual Mana Vampire: lol

Splice explaining why a player was being ******** in Dota 2

 

[Redact]

Leukemia lol

 

[Redact]

12:31 AM - LigerN1103x: i have no idea what the **** is going on
12:31 AM - LigerN1103x: im better just ****ing shoving fire ants into my eye sockets
12:31 AM - LigerN1103x: thats probably more beneficial

 

[Splice]

I need context

 

[asianaussie]

robsta got high and was watching zoids and then the vcr ****ed up

so then he asked supreme sage of the cosmos redact for aid

and then hallucinations

 

[Bu$]

ma ******!

 

[TakFR]

Aegis Reflector: fix ur net ****hed
Get the **** out of Arstotska: im talking to joey
Get the **** out of Arstotska: my net is racist
Aegis Reflector: rofl

After only me being dropped from skype

 

[Redact]

on the way to the monthly the other week me and sam talked about dota in the car and what he thought about it:

S.D: dota is like a gang ****. the first 30 minutes you just stand around not do much but then once you spot your prey theres a massive gang **** and its over. then theres always that one guy left over running away and everyone chases him and kills him because theres not allowed to be any witnesses for the gang **** that just went on.

 

[Dekar289]

for international 2 the age old saying "blink, gank, morph strong late game" was more relevant than ever
but for this year's TI3 sam's analysis will come to be known as the most accurate interpretation of the current metagame

 

[Splice]

1st gets a dolla
2nd gets half a dolla
3rd gets quarter a dolla
robsta gets the pot

Archiving this one.

 

[Splice]

"Just because the knife is in the draw doesn't mean it is sharp" - Joey Hoang