Quotes that made your day

[Redact]

Quotes that have made your day, wether it be something good you heard from a famous person, or someone being an idiot. whatever made you smile or think.

ill start with some good stuff from irc


10:01 Pete278: yeah, I hate being genetically inferior to a basketball.


ill dig up some more good stuff when i get home (8

 

[Marteh]

At work yesterday, me and the other 2 guys are playing uno, a customer comes up

Customer: "Mind if I join in the next game"
Luke: "Hell yeah!"

 

[Dekar289]

it used to be my sig on gamerhold

Gietz: i've been thinking about a moveset for my linoone, ev'd in speed and holding a choice scarf
- bellydrum
- toxic
- baton pass
- slam maybe?

any suggestions?

he was dead ****ing serious lol

 

[Redact]

15:31 Redact`work: i cant vote for both sieg and dekar
15:31 Redact`work: im heart broken
15:32 _Sieg: it's hard
15:32 _Sieg: I know
15:32 Redact`work: yes it is hard
15:32 Redact`work: very hard
15:32 _Sieg: we're the only two good ones
15:32 Redact`work: yeah our ones are the only hard ones
15:32 Redact`work: i mean you and dekar are hard
15:32 TicTak: lol
15:32 Redact`work: i mean its hard to choose out of you and dekar

 

[Hater]

Mtgod@tourney "you will never 3 stock me"
Proceed to 3 stock

Defeating fuzz/muzga in pools "Don't worry i'll put you back in your hole"
Proceed to win tourney ^^

Anything relating to the Dk Clap

 

[TakFR]

23:15 +Splice • what are the benefits
23:15 +Splice • of being in tec
23:15 +atticx • 1. you get to circle jerk about being in tec
23:15 +atticx • thats about it
23:17 +SKT1-Redact • tec people get paid to recieve stuff
23:17 +SKT1-Redact • its like
23:17 +Jei • u also dont have to go throuhg foreplay
23:17 +Jei • its straight up sex instantly
23:17 +SKT1-Redact • **** i want redact to eat my food
23:17 +Jei • dont even need game
23:17 +Jei • just walk up to a *****
23:17 +SKT1-Redact • here redact have 50 bux with this pizza
23:17 +_Sieg • lol jei
23:17 +Jei • and point to ur ****
23:18 +Splice • wtf
23:18 +Jei • which incidentally has ur tec membership card sticking out of ur zipper
23:18 +Tak • looool
23:18 +Splice • tec is amazing

 

[luke_atyeo]

Mtgod@tourney "you will never 3 stock me"
Proceed to 3 stock

Defeating fuzz/muzga in pools "Don't worry i'll put you back in your hole"
Proceed to win tourney ^^

Anything relating to the Dk Clap

I present this quote.

thats like bragging that you won a race against 400 different people...

that were all actually dead.

 

[C~Dog]

I present this quote.

thats like bragging that you won a race against 400 different people...

that were all actually dead.

This.

10lukes

 

[Mic_128]

From the pokecenter discussing japanese->English names

Aren't L and R the same thing in Japanese or something? Those Gamecube controllers must be pretty darn annoying to use.

 

[Hater]

I present this quote.

thats like bragging that you won a race against 400 different people...

that were all actually dead.

400 wow u must be super fast

 

[tibs7]

I think haters one of those guys you either like or just want to punch in the face every time you see him....

Can't wait.

 

[Technodeath]

Hater is a cool guy, eh makes people rage and doesn't afraid of anything.

Because he's a wigger.

 

[Redact]

10:01 Pete278: yeah, I hate being genetically inferior to a basketball.

next morning:

09:23 Pete278: in hindsight
09:23 Pete278: I regret that basketball comment

 

[toki]

From the pokecenter discussing japanese->English names

i lol'd

 

[swordsaint]

Shaya @ the last BOOST: My gayness brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[luke_atyeo]

we could probably make a thread for this dedicated to stuff shaya has said.

 

[Sirias]

And Zac.
C:
So much CR@P to quote omg.
Too much, rather.

 

[dilling]

Today it was raining and lightning like the Dickens and I got a text from my friend who mains falcon and he said "The wrath of falcon is upon us." Made my day!

 

[Redact]

Today it was raining and lightning like the Dickens and I got a text from my friend who mains falcon and he said "The wrath of falcon is upon us." Made my day!

american whomg crazy country

 

[luke_atyeo]

we drove through death valley in america, in the middle of a desert, pretty sure thats where all the ganon mains are.

 

[TakFR]

This quote was made by a street fighter player I used to know when I first joined couchwarriors (keep in mind it's a bit old aka before lolbrawl =D)

"If every fighting game came to a party at my place games like Street Fighter, Guilty Gear and KOF would be drinking twelve year old scotch and talking about the old days, Tekken, VF and DOA would be enjoying some boxxy and showing off their 'guns' to each other while Smash would be in the corner, alone, tripping on mushrooms and ultimately having more fun than the rest of them combined."

 

[Zxv]

I like that one, Tak.

 

[Zero]

the colours, mannnnnn

the best thing is that also applies to playing said games

 

[Redact]

[22:40] <+atticx> i expect to get knocked out in pools
[22:41] <+atticx> and probably about 13th in melty
[22:42] <+atticx> nah changed my mind
[22:42] <+atticx> i think i'll win

well bad luck i guess m2k, jareds got you now

 

[Fuzz]

You Shouldn't Have Done That.

 

[Redact]

plasia: yeah man i read ken frame data to go to sleep. crouching medium kick is +4 zzzzzz

 

[Richard7]

After selecting random during a tournament and getting Captain Falcon, I here something along the lines of

"Hey guys, pay attention there's a match with Captain Falcon going on"

in a slightly raised voice behind me.

 

[Redact]

me vs earl a while back in a friendly, im cfalcon

cao: "redact's cfalcon is ****"

*dair grab 4x uair to knee*

cao: "OH ****"

 

[Redact]

[22:44] <+_Sieg> I don't need a japanese waifu
[22:44] <+_Sieg> I
[22:44] <+_Sieg> AM
[22:44] <+_Sieg> a japanese waifu

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: im about to miss my flight to Cali
[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: and then
[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: my flight to Australia
[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: im about to not be able to get to australia

It made my year <3

 

[Redact]

[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: im about to miss my flight to Cali
[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: and then
[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: my flight to Australia
[01:44] (Mew2King) Jason: im about to not be able to get to australia

It made my year <3

im assuming the 2 posts after that made by ally also ruined your year?

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

seeing your face ruined my life..

 

[Redact]

hey were just talking about this year buddy, aint seen you since 09

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

starting to recover from it tbh

 

[undead_moose]

Are you crackin jokes?

 

[ACCELERATE]

I can't let you brew that starbucks.

 

[Corpsecreate]

Rad - We should play the game as it was given to us.

Made me laugh :D

 

[Rad]

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

 

[Jei Jei]

Pretty funny this morning.

Discussion with Perth guys about stages in Brawl. Went something like this:

Jei: "In 2008, almost every stage was legal. One of Dekar's strategies was going DK on a walk off stage like Mario Kart and just bthrowing people at 0%"

M2K (in bed and not part of the conversation): "What a f*ggot!"

This was funny because a) it was M2K who said it and b) it was the first thing he had said that day.

 

[Hater]

Splice to Khoa "I'm sorry for using your invincibility frames"
Jesse"People who stink can use memes"
Perth"Do you not disagree to poll, Np"
more to come