PGD: Happy Birthday, Red!

[Sinister Slush]

I like Hydreigon too, I can only like Dratini and maybe Dragonair.

Salamence mega is silly though.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Mega Altaria looks nice.

 

[Reizilla]

Mega Sally is a Commy.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

More mega dragons, yay.

Because the strong get stronger. Lol

 

[Vale]

This is Poliwhirl, quite possibly the greatest Pokémon in existence. He's based on a frog. Have you ever seen how cool frogs are? Here's a tree frog, one of the best types of frog.

"Poliwhirl doesn't look nearly as cool as that frog," you might say. Take a look at this actual game sprite:

You know who else thinks Poliwhirl is a great Pokémon? Satoshi Tajiri. He's nobody important, apart from, you know, the CEO of Game Freak and creator of Pokémon. Poliwhirl is Red's first Pokémon in the manga (technically Poliwag). He was also one of the Pokémon Center's mascots, up until a 4th gen redesign. The Pokémon he was featured next to? Pikachu and Charmander--quite possibly the two most popular Pokémon. Poliwhirl has never recieved the same level of care, but he's way too cool to be left out.

Pokémon has been on the cover of Time Magazine. Care to guess which Pokémon was front and center? The mascot, Pikachu? The first ever Pokémon, Rhydon? Fan favourites Charizard or Mewtwo? WRONG. It was this beast.

The cover asks: "Is it bad for them?" Hint: Poliwhirl can never be bad.

If you're ever playing Gen 2, you can capture a Poliwag on the route north of Cherrygrove. If you don't, you're basically giving up on playing the game with the coolest 'mon around. Train a Poliwhirl today.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Lmao, well I'm sold.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I love all the frog Pokemon.
An old name I used to use was Tofer Ninja Tree Frog, in highschool.

 

[Leaf.]

The frogs are pretty cool.
Definitely not the worst, for sure.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Pichu is worst for sure.

 

[Leaf.]

Damn, I thought I knew people who were good at being wrong before.
But Tofer pretty much just yanked the title of "Most Wrong" away from Rei.

 

[~automatic]

That Poliwhirl probably got that Time mag cover done at Disneyland. No one gives a **** about Poliwhirl.

The cat's gotta shake his head at such attention mongering from Poliwhirl. I'd expect such nonsense from Tangela or Pinsir but not from Poliwhirl; I'm very disappointed.
#smh

 

[KayLo!]

Kaylo too busy dying to a cupcake right now

No joke, I really thought it was over for me.

No one gives a **** about Poliwhirl.

No one gives a **** about Poliwhirl.

No one gives a **** about Poliwhirl.

No one gives a **** about Poliwhirl.

No one gives a **** about Poliwhirl.

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^
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Get that pos frog swirl outta here.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Poliwhirl used to be another favorite pokemon of mine when I was a kid because the pokemon card was nice to look at and I still have that cheap gold burger king thingy.
Otherwise by Gen 3 I slowly realized I don't care about the Frog line. Especially politoad.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Politoad is super adorbs.
I am sure you can match up when Slush started going on 4Chan and when he started changed all his opinions.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I'd drizzle on that

Slush got ether'd

 

[Sinister Slush]

To be honest I did not frequently go to 4chan everyday until 5th gen. Exclusively /vp/ though in 4th gen cause drawthreads though.
I just enjoy the Dratini line more than Poliwhirl, while Gen 3 brought pokemon like Regice Spheal and this one into existence.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Politoad is super adorbs.

Yup. Politoad's great, and since his introduction there's been absolutely no reason to care about Poliwhirl in the slightest.

 

[Ussi]

Mega altaria plus cotton ball (+3 def move) is going to be broken.

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Cotton Guard worked out soooooo well for Mega Amphy tho.

Altaria will have much better typing though, and ability.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Dragon/Fairy?
That is like having a normal/ghost type.

My mind cannot compute.

 

[Leaf.]

Electric/Ground type.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Ghost/Dark type.

 

[Ussi]

Fire/ice type

 

[redfeatherraven]

Fire/grass.

Flying/ground.

Psychic/dark.

C'mon people get it out of your system.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Fire/Water.

 

[~automatic]

Fire/Water.

Mind is blown now.

 

[Ussi]

Electric/Ground type.

Stunfisk

Fire/Water.

Exists in the form of Volcanion

Fire/grass.

Flying/ground.

Psychic/dark.

C'mon people get it out of your system.

As do flying\ground (Gligar\Giscor) and psychic\dark (Malamar)

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Well Volcanion's a piece of ****.

 

[Leaf.]

Stunfisk isn't really a pokemon.
It's an abomination. That fits into a Pokeball.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

yall are nerds

 

[redfeatherraven]

Welcome to the PGD.

You think this is bad, you should've been here for the Zelda talk.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

Bro I've been here before

 

[redfeatherraven]

Before my time I presume, wouldn't be the first such error.

 

[Sinister Slush]

I still kinda sorta wanna see fanny draw an idea she had years back

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

I have a lot I could say about Robin Williams.

And I can't bring myself to say any of it.

I'm so tired, but I can't sleep.

I wonder how many times he sat in his bathroom in the pitch-black dark?

 

[redfeatherraven]

Read that earlier too.

Damn shame, we lost a great man.

 

[Fancy Fanny]

I still kinda sorta wanna see fanny draw an idea she had years back

what idea

 

[Sinister Slush]

Oh.
Have me on skype still or removed me? I can link it if you want. 2lewd4snoreboreds

 

[Maaaaaaaaaan]

Censorship is the death of creativity tho.

 

[redfeatherraven]

It's not that you're wrong, Max10n, it's that I believe Slush is completely right.

And I rightfully fear such an idea.

...from Slush.