He wants to make the **** joke though.
Duuuu... MU...
And the reason haiku's don't work is because the whole concept of syllables is wishy-washy. I mean, do I say e-ven or even? And what's the deal with 'moats'? Is that two or one? And how about the word 'aren't'?
I mean, ^ are bad examples but there are just times when a word feels like it should be more/less syllables and you're not sure and people end up disagree-ing.
Hey, actually
Haikus are really awesome
lets keep doing them
Even if Ballads are greater
and Sonnets and Odes are staler
Haikus are fun
forget about having none
lets do limericks instead and forget about haters. o.O
EDIT: Dunno why i'm posting this here but it's kind of sad and reflective and nice:
Pollyanna piano, strings remix, soothing, etc.
And I do believe talking in the Lion King goes somewhat like this:
Scar: Oh Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little... bounce in it.
Zazu: It's a small world after all...
Scar: No! No. Anything but that!
Zazu: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddely-dee-dee. There they are, standing in a row...
Scar & Zazu: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu: Oh... I would never have had to do this for Mufasa.
Scar:
What? What did you say?
Zazu: Oh, nothing!
Scar: You know the law: Never, ever mention THAT name in my presence. I, am, the KING!
Zazu: Yes sire. You, ARE, the king. I... I... well, I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches.
Banzai: Hey boss!
Scar: Oh, what is it this time?
Banzai: We got a bone to pick with you.
Shenzi: (To Banzai) I'll handle this... Scar, there's no food, no water...
Banzai: Yeah, it's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees.
Scar: (Exasperated) It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting...
Banzai: Yeah, but they won't go hunt.
Scar: Oh... eat Zazu.
Zazu: Oh, you wouldn't want ME! I'd be so tough and gamey and... ewww...
Scar: Oh, Zazu, don't be rediculous. All you need is a little garnish.
Banzai: (To Shenzi) I thought things were bad under Mufasa.
Scar: What did you say?
Banzai: I said Muf...
(Shenzi is smiling at Scar and thwaps Banzai to remind him.)
Banzai: I said, uh... "Qué pasa?"
Scar: Good. Now get out.
(They start out but then pause)
Banzai: Mm... yeah, but - we're still hungry.
Scar: Out!