PGD: Happy Birthday, Red!

[ToferTheHuman]

Red has a southern accent and is 6'2" with 220 pounds of pure muscle.


Aaaaaaaand my pants are lost.

 

[Espy Rose]

Memories are lost when you die, so it's not like it matters.

 

[~automatic]

This dude I know is starting a cigar and gun club. That should be fun.

 

[Stealth Raptor]

still the fattest pikachu :D 240 at 6"1 with no intention of losing weight EVER though ive lost a few pounds recently for no reason. also my guess on reds height is 1.9 meters

 

[since]

Red is 4'7.

And memories live on forever. /keyblade

 

[Espy Rose]

Not all of them.

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Yes, all of them. Espy, you'll always live on in my heart.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Vinyl is closest.

Red has a southern accent and is 6'2" with 220 pounds of pure muscle.


Aaaaaaaand my pants are lost.

I'm straight and I still approve this message.

 

[Espy Rose]

Please don't PL.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Espy, we may never meet again, but we'll never forget each other.
No matter where we are, our hearts will bring us together again.
Besides, I couldn't forget you even if I wanted to.

 

[Jimmyfosho]

Don't worry Espy, I'll probaby forget you.

 

[Espy Rose]

God why?

 

[Ussi]

I normally make a prayer when i want to ask God something

 

[ToferTheHuman]

God why?

Espy, I know the heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!

 

[Phoenix Lord']

Espy, you're the only one I liked. You made me feel... like I had a heart.

 

[Sinister Slush]

You're never truly dead unless you're forgotten.

 

[~automatic]

You still rot in a hole tho.

 

[since]

Espy, the closer you get to the light, the bigger your shadow gets.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

You still rot in a hole tho.

Cremated tho

 

[Geoberos]

Cyro-burial is the future.

 

[~automatic]

Cremated tho

Being stuck in an urn would be suckier than rotting in a hole imo.

I think I'd go for the burial at sea but without the body bag. I wanna live as long as possible through the fish and stuff. =D

 

[KayLo!]

Cremated + sprinkled somewhere.

Just in case the zombie apocalypse happens shortly after I die, I don't want my body being reanimated.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I wanna be sprinkled into a lot of canned foods before they're sealed.

 

[Espy Rose]

These quotes are killing my heart. Why?
Cremate me plz.

Then my solution is simple Slosh. I'd have to bash everyone first so they have amnesia and specifically forget about me.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Our hearts are connected, no matter what.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Alright I'm gettin a certain kind of vibe outta this, and I just gotta say, I totally got your back on this one, Espy.

I'll forget about you so hard angels weep. I'm a bro like that.

Spoiler

Naaaaaaah, I'm just playing. I'll remember you.

I couldn't put that much effort into forgetting you anyway.

My heart just wouldn't be in it, you know? Haven't got one.

 

[Geoberos]

If that happened, then I'd probably go crazy and kill myself over being unable to remember who brought me into competitive Smash.

Cause I hate myself for having a pet peeve about myself forgetting.

 

[pidgezero_one]

i'd like to be cremated and have my ashes spread in the river i grew up nearby

 

[Ussi]

I'll be buried into the ground. Created from the Earth, and to the Earth returned

 

[Vinylic.]

I wish I never die, but it's still gonna happen anyways.

 

[Espy Rose]

stuff

I like your initial answer better anyways.

I'll be buried into the ground. Created from the Earth, and to the Earth returned

It's a good thing being cremated does pretty much the same thing.

 

[~automatic]

Your bones can't turn into awesome fossils if you're cremated.

EDIT: You can't feed the grass either.

 

[Geoberos]

I would like to be baked into a cake. My ashes if else I mean.

 

[Ussi]

It's a good thing being cremated does pretty much the same thing.

only difference is the burning of a dead body and letting the body decompose naturally

 

[Espy Rose]

A dead body is a dead body. It has no redeemable qualities to mutilate.

 

[Ussi]

looking up the meaning of mutilate, it actually says deforming a living body, i'll correct my word choice

 

[Phoenix Lord']

I'm not gonna die ever.

 

[Espy Rose]

Then there you go Ussi. You're saving space.
I always felt it mighty selfish to want to be a decomposing, buried jack-in-the-box.

Hell, dedicate it to science. That's infinitely more useful.

 

[Ussi]

One thing i always wondered was space needed to bury people.. i'm going to assume superstition is the reason people aren't buried in their backyards

 

[~automatic]