Espy: I regret to inform you that I can't take no from you as a legitimate answer.
And for the record:
The only reason I'm honoring the concept of a money match and have agreed to participate in one with PhantomX and Esca is because they are good, well-intentioned and legitimately-talented kids who have come a long way in this game. If I lose, then it will be my distinct pleasure to hype our region's next best things before I quit.
Other than that, I'm not dropping bracket sets to any of you *****-*** hos, because I'm not only placing Top 3 again: I'm winning my own god**** tournament.