Ok, seing as I'm very bored I'm going tomake a list that's as legit as I can get it. First lets look at the recent tournament results from Ankoku's thread:
Meta Knight, Snake
Mr. Game & Watch, King Dedede, Wario, Marth
Lucario, Falco, Diddy Kong, Donkey Kong, ROB
Kirby, Pikachu, Ice Climbers, Olimar, Pit, Peach ...gap..., Zero Suit Samus, Wolf
Ike, Sonic, Fox , Lucas...gap...,Pokémon Trainer, Jigglypuff, Toon Link, Sheik, Zelda, Sheik/Zelda, Bowser, Ness
Link, Yoshi, Samus, Mario, Luigi...gap..., Ganondorf...gap..., Captain Falcon
Whether you put both Snake and MK in the same tier or not, I think it's pretty safe to say MK is going to be number one. And although some people argue that G&W should actually be higher than Snake the sheer gap in tourney results still keeps Snake as second in my book.
G&W and Dedede are pretty much tied in points, but if think if you look at the matchups, G&W owns or draws even with pretty much the whole cast, while Dedede has some really bad matchups. So G&W for number 3.
King Dedede and Marth (I'll get to Wario in a moment) arn't that far from each other in points, and they both **** a large portion of the cast. Dedede has more counters than Marth I believe, but also more onesided matchups in his favor. I'm gonna give Dedede 4th place for now, closely followed by Marth.
Then we have Wario. I might be going a bit overboard on this one, but I don't think Wario is going to keep his place as 6th best in tournies. He has some terrible matchups against G&W, Dedede and Luigi, and a lot of other matchups have become worse when his grab release problem was discovered. We'll see him a little lower on the list because of this.
Quite a little below Wario we find Lucario. I'm gonna go out and say that Lucario would end up lower than 7th and the main reason he's so high (much like Wario) is because the Lucario's in tournies are amazing (Azen!). He'll scroll down a little bit.
Right behind him there's Falco. Who I'm gonna give Wario's place. I'm not 100% sure he's actually better than ROB (or even Diddy) but the results give him an edge.
Then the old Diddy Kong, the more people play him, the more dangerous his nanner game looks. I'm gonna put him behind Falco.
I think I'll put the ungimpable, laser shooting, spotdodging, down smashing, glidetossing robot behind him, even though his results only put him in 11nd place.
This means we have Wario, DK and Lucario fighting for the last few spots, tough choices. Just because Wario has done so great in tournies, I'm gonna give him the spot behind ROB. And by that logic, Lucario goes in front of DK.
For top of mid tier I think Kirby, Pikachu, Ice Climbers and Olimar would all be acceptable. But because of tournament results, I'm gonna leave them in that order for now. Toon Link gets a place behind them, low doesn't seem appropriate. Pit can go below him. Peach is save in Middle tier though, she not that bad with the float cancelling and all but removing her double jump didn't really help her.
For (hopefully) obvious reasons I'm gonna lift Zelda a bit too, middle of low tier would be a bit harsh. After that I'm gonna put ZSS and then Wolf (but that feels like a coinflip). After that I'm gonna save Fox from low tier. He's no where near as good as he used to be. But certainly better than Sonic. Also, an extra space in bottom of mid is reserved for weegee. It might be a bit of a drastic lift if you look at the results, but he's no where near the bottom.
Top of low: Ike (sure why not). Sonic is gonna go down some more I'm afraid so let's put Lucas behind Ike. Pokemon trainer follows. Jiggly (I'm sorry Jiggs) get's pushed down some more. Bowser behind Pkmn trainer, Sheik behind Bowser. Ness goes down some more. Mario get's boosted to bottom of low, with Yoshi one space under him (how fitting).
Ness for for top of bottom tier, then Sonic, then Samus, then Jiggs, then Link, then Ganon and Falcon.
So that would look something like this:
God:
MK
Top:
Snake, G&W, Dedede, Marth, Falco
High:
Diddy Kong, ROB, Wario, Lucario, DK
Mid:
Kirby, Pikachu, Ice Climbers, Olimar, Toon Link, Pit, Peach, Zamus, Wolf, Fox, Luigi
Low:
Ike, Lucas, Pokemon Trainer, Bowser, Sheik, Mario, Yoshi
Bottom:
Ness, Sonic, Samus, Jiggs, Link, Ganon
Uber:
Captain Falcon