Tonight, at Nerf wars, two friends and I were wielding auto-fire weapons, called "n00b cannons." Between us we held 20 + (20 + 10) + 10 = 60 darts. Within the first 2 minutes of the fight we fired all 60, within a matter of seconds, at a cluster of 5 people, including a bitter fellow who was angry that I got him out by slide-tackling him in the previous match (it was epic). After all of the darts settled, none of the people on the opposing team claimed to be out while all, without hesitation, claiming that we were all hit and were instead. That area that the battle took place in was no larger than fifty square feet. Statistically alone that would seem impossible! On top of that, they had mounds of darts piled in front of then, showing that, while in flight, their planned trajectory was inhibited by some obstacle... of the human variety. None of this would persuade the stubborn freshmen that they were indeed found dead, figuratively, and remained in game to kill off our comrades. Bull ****.
Why am I posting this here? I'm just glad that, even though Smash can be somewhat inconsistent at times, at least it doesn't rely on player integrity to make judgments.