I can't tell whether you're playing along or not :/
Basically I was just being silly, which I signposted by starting out claiming that DK has an advantage over D3. Generally you can tell I'm being sarcastic / silly when I say ridiculous things like they are fact.
You would PROBABLY beat my room mate. Don't assume that he's bad though. Everyone presumes that he's a non smasher and a scrub...he's quite the opposite.
I'm still looking forward to playing you. I'm also looking forward to you beating my room mate with ike. Maybe I'll try and beat your DK with ike for lols as well. Liam (my room mate) also uses Ike so we can take turns pitting ikes against dk's. My god that was a lot of Ike's and Dk's in one paragraph :S
Don't worry dude, you'll learn not to take me too seriously. I'm a pretty relaxed guy once you notice that I almost always post nonsense