Alright let's see what you got:
- Call of Duty
- Grand Theft Auto
- FIFA
- The Sims
- Minecraft
- Tetris
- Need for Speed
- Madden NFL
- Lego
- Assassin's Creed
- Pro Evolution Soccer
I'll give you Ezio, Steve, and whoever would represent GTA and NFS, but a Random Soldier Guy, A Real Life Soccer Player, What's Essentially a Mii, Tetrominos, A Real Life Football Player, Bob the Legoman, and another Real Life Soccer Player? Seriously?
I didn't even just pick the worst ones the rest is stuff like Just Dance, Oregon Trail, Bejeweled, and Star Wars. You don't get to the good stuff that isn't already in Smash until the "At least 20 million copies" section. And saying you should pick characters from these lists implies that you should pick from the top so we wouldn't get that far for quite a while.
I know what you mean by this but out of context this is hilarious.