I wonder, aren’t all these jokes kinda “flat”?The crowd sure didn’t flatter him.
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I wonder, aren’t all these jokes kinda “flat”?The crowd sure didn’t flatter him.
People are getting uppity?Everyone is getting upity about the “Good Boys and Girls” (something that Sakurai never technically said himself) while I’m here chuckling that all my criticism about female representation and the sexualization of them have finally came to my advantage
Clearly this means we're getting MiriamPeople are getting uppity?
I think people just realize that while the design's iconic to the franchise, it probably won't work in Smash without pants.
...But I thought Kirins used lightning, not Ice?
Why did get booed off the stage after telling a joke? Because he flat-out wasn’t funny!
Talk about falling flat on your face.
The crowd sure didn’t flatter him.
I wonder, aren’t all these jokes kinda “flat”?
What can I say? This is Smashboards, our jokes are all two-dimensional.One more flat joke and Imma get the bat.
I like the way you think on this.Clearly this means we're getting Miriam
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While that's a pretty short dress, the game has her wear short shorts as seen when using warp points, a perfect fit for Smash from a damn near perfect game
tis be the sad truth. Monster Hunter always seemed like a likely candidate from Capcom but it took a new game on the Switch for people to realize that. I guess it is true that this community only focuses on which new game is coming out.not trying to downplay their chances but i find it hilarious how monster hunter shot up so quickly from "nah they're not in, enough content in base game, etc" to a top 5 discussed candidate
I feel like MonHun's always been one of the big choices for Capcom characters, especially since the Mii outfits are still missing. If Resident Evil may be out, then aside from Phoenix Wright and Okami, it feels like Monster Hunter is kinda the big Capcom choice, IMO at least.not trying to downplay their chances but i find it hilarious how monster hunter shot up so quickly from "nah they're not in, enough content in base game, etc" to a top 5 discussed candidate
The leak is 101% BS so there's no reason to entertain it.Ura come here my comrade.
Because Sakurai didn't want to trade punches with a group of people he's already admitted to disliking over a background cameo, so showing skin is basically a hard deconfirm nowI don't see why they couldn't just give the Kirin armor short shorts outside of a handful of people throwing a fit over censorship.
Um, which leak was it, again?The leak is 101% BS so there's no reason to entertain it.
That being said, Advance Wars was trademarked back in Dec 2018 and we've seen with the Mario & Zelda trademarks that they mean so something (see Mario Sunshine trademark). With that in mind, there def is something going down with this franchise soon tho that doesn't have to equate to Smash Bros. I'd say Andy has a small chance as a darkhorse pick but that's the most i'll give him.
If we're talking monsters as playable fighters then I have the perfect choiceI hope if we get a Monster Hunter rep we get something a bit more interesting than a hunter. I'm talkin' A Palico or even one of the Monsters
or like Ratha & Lute from Monster Hunter stories
I recently finished my second RotN playthrough, which was also my second copy, so I'm in full Hyperfixation mode, especially as I got the DLC this time, learned just how ****ing broken guns are after beating all the food quests and still need to try a Zangetsu run, I've been thinking of multiple ways to add Miriam to Smash because despite Sakurai's conservative design philosophies, Miriam'd still get you like 5 vastly unique movesets before needing to re use any attacks, give her as the indie rep Sakurai you cowardI like the way you think on this.
Which I'm surprised they didn't for Sakura Wars.tis be the sad truth. Monster Hunter always seemed like a likely candidate from Capcom but it took a new game on the Switch for people to realize that. I guess it is true that this community only focuses on which new game is coming out.
The "leak" saying the next fighter is from a lesser represented 1st party franchise. Dunno why people humor this but yeah.Um, which leak was it, again?
I think player characters are a higher priority then background cameos, but then again it is just a hypothetical alt that the character can exist withought so shrug.Because Sakurai didn't want to trade punches with a group of people he's already admitted to disliking over a background cameo, so showing skin is basically a hard deconfirm now
No, but I am treading a thin line here. At least likes flatbread.I wonder, aren’t all these jokes kinda “flat”?
Didn’t believe it myself. I thought that one was kinda fishy.The "leak" saying the next fighter is from a lesser represented 1st party franchise. Dunno why people humor this but yeah.
No offense, but I think it's mainly because to even someone who doesn't know much about MonHun, they know the series is MASSIVE.Which I'm surprised they didn't for Sakura Wars.
It was sarcasmI think player characters are a higher priority then background cameos, but then again it is just a hypothetical alt that the character can exist withought so shrug.
Looks like the kind of joke that would FLATTEN other jokes.No, but I am treading a thin line here. At least likes flatbread.
Yeah, if we want to talk about flatness, we talk about .In hopes of putting an end to these terrible GnW puns, I would like to point out that he is a 3D model like the other characters and is just made to look flat.
Wouldn't you rather steamroll them with superior jokes? Leave them im-pressed? I don't know...One more flat joke and Imma get the bat.
Oh yeah, guns are ****ing nuts once you pair them with either Gunslinger's or Recycle Hat (I personally rock the latter for the unlimited ammo, though).I recently finished my second RotN playthrough, which was also my second copy, so I'm in full Hyperfixation mode, especially as I got the DLC this time, learned just how ****ing broken guns are after beating all the food quests and still need to try a Zangetsu run, I've been thinking of multiple ways to add Miriam to Smash because despite Sakurai's conservative design philosophies, Miriam'd still get you like 5 vastly unique movesets before needing to re use any attacks, give her as the indie rep Sakurai you coward
To be fair thoThe complaint "Too sexy!" is dumb. They can just censor them.
Look at ,, and . Also refer to Krystal and Pyra. Pyra and Krystal weren't even censored.
If there is a character who doesn't wear pants, they can totally be added in.
That reminds me.Wouldn't you rather steamroll them with superior jokes? Leave them im-pressed? I don't know...
It’s as flat as a pancake.Looks like the kind of joke that would FLATTEN other jokes.
You unlock this stage by battling using a key character, within it are only two dimensions, one within the X axis and the other in the Y axis, You're only moving one way or the other when you crossover into...What can I say? This is Smashboards, our jokes are all two-dimensional.
I think we’ve done enough with the flat jokes now.It’s as flat as a pancake.
Pyra in the front is still pretty revealing though.To be fair tho
We only see Pyra from the front in Smash.
Idk man Lucina's shown to be pretty busty when not wearing combat ready outfits. Reminds me of weebs not understanding that Tifa was still super busty in 7R due to not understanding the concept of magical items known as 'sports bras'Yeah, if we want to talk about flatness, we talk about .
Laughably weak in comparison to what I had, which to be fair, was unlimited diamond bullets which literally tripled my attack stat when I finally got that **** ready and then some. At least Whipsword has significantly better hitboxes and gave me an idea on how Miriam would most likely work, pressing A does sword slashes while holding A does whip lashes. Works as a clever way to shout out to CotM, especially as CotM2's whip looks a lot like the Blue Rose, Miriam's most iconic weapon, so why not combine the two weapons?Oh yeah, guns are ****ing nuts once you pair them with either Gunslinger's or Recycle Hat (I personally rock the latter for the unlimited ammo, though).
How's the whip sword from the DLC BTW?
Not really. If Pyra would need to be censored, it'd be the fact that you can see her ass the moment she turns around. From the front, her design is very horny, but not something the ESRB would ***** over.Pyra in the front is still pretty revealing though.