Neil why are you so afraid of this Xion kid? I could probably beat him with one hand and one eye closed!
Oh we're talking melee!? Oh that changes everything! No hands it is!
lol all seriousness I've heard nothing but good things about your Samus, definitely have to play you bro
I can confidently say that I can win the ike ditto against him. I'll put it off for after the El Paso tourney, because I currently have no money right now, and the people that do owe me money haven't paid me back yet. And it's not melee
And trust me, his samus sucks. it's just a regular amateur samus without any advanced techniques on it, nor smarts. All he really has is zair. He can't even kill.
Ugh for the last time people
I DO THINK MARTH IS GAY He is a **ggot to be more exact. Only a complete pathetic excuse for a man needs to use a 10ft sword to own others. If Marth was so manly why doesn't he decide to man up and use his fists? Because, he is a gay ***ggot who would become bottom tier because he cannot fight.
Seriously, even Peach (a damsel who regularly gets kidnapped by Bowser) uses her arms and legs to fight. Marth is such a pansy.
Not only that but he's compensating for his small d*** with that long sword. For all we know he's probably gotten a sex change. That would explain the tiara and his constant obsession with how his hair looks.
Marth is gay. I don't know what I was ever thinking when I considered he wasn't.
Also, Marth is truly a **ggot because he has to gimp and chaingrab spacies in order to beat them. Captain Falcon doesn't need to gimp, he just combos into a knee or a falcon punch...talk about manly.
Could Marth ever Falcon Punch? The answer is NO!!!!
Marth is sooooo gay that his arm breaks at even the thought of doing a Falcon Punch.
Thank you. Of course had I said the same thing, it wouldn't have been as funny since people are biased against me
Ok :D
I will teach you :D
Your awesome enough.
Sorry Neil, but your not up to either twins level in awesome.
What are you talking about? I never even said or implied that I am "up to either twins level in awesome." I would willing concede anytime that trying to compare me to them in terms of awesomeness is so impossible. Its just as impossible as having peach falcon punched through her genitalia and survive.
Also, I will do that. I planned on practicing (yes, lol) howling for massive embarrassment of my opponents. I already chest pound when I taunt with DK, why not howl with Wolf?
Come on, Paul. Easiest $150 you'll ever make.
EDIT: Currently I owe you $21! I told Nolan to pay you the $10 I ***** won from him in our Pokemon Snap MM.
EDIT#2: I'll teach you how to be good at Brawl, Neil! I have a feeling you wouldn't want to learn/let me though.
Deal. You are WAAAY too persistent for that single dollar, it's pathetic. And yes, sorry for confusing you with the Nolan bet. That's another example of how much $$$ I need to keep track of.
You're not that much better than me in brawl in the first place. I mean, sure, you easily deserve the title of being better than me, especially for placing 7th in AZ and having such a ridiculous, unfeasible momentum which none of NM has ever seen from you before. But, whenever we fight Ike vs Wolf, it's usually a 1-stock. The only reason I lose is because I don't know how to overcome your speed and aggresiveness with my incredible spacing and range thanks to Ike. You win at that, and it's my fault for not knowing exactly how to counter that speed. That's something I need to learn by myself, not from you.
I would still be very willing to learn from you, irregardless of the entire preceding paragraph
Paul will not even make that money because I'll be going. He'll have quite a bit of difficulty placing 1st with me around.
I say do plan C which would be the same as B except you leave at like 12:00 PM on friday. Friday is the smashfest at the venue and crew battles remember? Unless your all scared.
edit: alpha if you come maybe you can convince forward =)
Of course that would make it
Melee:
1. El paso
2. AZ
3. NM
...We'll just wait and see how accurate your power rankings REALLY are.
how about a battle of the disciples!?
Kash trains Neil and Sinz trains me. Then Neil and I duke it out. Easiest win I'll ever have it'll be a fun match :D
I was actually thinking that. Of course Neil would **** your face if he actually let me train him.
I am ashamed.
I am ashamed as well Sinz. Deadly Alliance is too good.
If I even attempt to **** his face, all of the little cracks and orifices at his mouth would burst due to the size of my
dick, leaving a huge puddle of blood. Even as a doctor, I'd leave him to clean that up. Don't forget that my balls are 4 Ganondorf Units, estimated to be greater than the size of Jupiter. AND YOU AGREED
Ima wuv Fowad looooong time
EDIT: Who does Neil play now? Did he go back to Ike again? Or is it the blue G&W (thats how long ive been out people!). Either way it wont matter. Because *flashback to when Kash had the imported Brawl*
Neil was saying something along the lines of why Brawl needs to be more like melee and I jumped in mentioning how it was fun knowing him in the smash scene but he relies too much on tech skill and wont adapt to the concept known as a mind game
*flashes out*
sorry lol that was a funny night for those of us that were there
I've always stuck with Ike. My game and watch is gone. I picked him up that tournament and I trashed him at that tournament. The shortest main I've ever had. I have secondaries in brawl, which I never use in tournaments though. Anyways, for the last week or so, I've been experimenting with a character in particular that NO ONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT
Otherwise, that flashback seems really funny. Almost as funny as the time I hit puberty.
Neil, I'm gonna have to turn down your Melee MM offer. The triathlon MM still stands, though.
I wasn't being sarcastic or confident, or any other adjective. I was simply stating what is going to happen, and what my reaction to it will be.
I never accepted the triathlon MM. Let me hold it off until all other debts are cleared, at the same time when I ike ditto xion, all right?
I remember that vid. Some good **** right there. Melee and Brawl need better commentators.
The super smash brothers community has seen some of the greatest commentary in the history of commentary! Really, you are wrong. There are so many great commentators out there, I can't even give an example. I just want to burst out with at least 20 names at once, none of which you will even recognize or watch videos of, so I won't.
@Twin_A-Yeah you and I need to fight on brawl. It'll be good.
My Samus is ok, but my Ike is a beast. Neil is still upset about losing to my Ike. :D
Wow..I never even lost to your ike. Get your facts straight, or else I'll have to assume that your facts are gay. And remember, you are what you know
Besides, I've placed higher than you in every tournament we've both competed in to date.
I had a big bowl of Ike for breakfest this morning :D
Davis: Oh yeah I didn't break that. That's a win in my book. Same with making Fowid cry
I'm still so proud of you for making Fowid cry. That's been the manliest moment you've ever shown to me Zach. Funnier yet was when fowid mistook me as you. God
damn that was one of the greatest Sean Benner moments I've seen with my own two eyes, besides the face that he made to Kyle. I have yet to see that. Especially because NeilSquared is such a bad cameraman and couldn't get footage of his face. He could get footage of Kyle running out of my bedroom into the hall and living room at perfect speed (without any blur) but not a single shot of the center of attention -.-
By the time you're reading this, I'm probably in San Francisco right now, attending a very pointless engagement ceremony of my Indian cousin (who has an extremely thick Apu-like accent). And no, he does not work at Kwik-E-Mart, he's a doctor also -.-
Once again, sorry I can't make it Twinz. VERY VERY rarely do I miss smashfests or tournaments, let alone this extremely unique one
