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My Disappointment in Mew2King

Johnknight1

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My caterpie evolved into a metapod, used harden, then used stringshot while reading this thread.
I think that happened to everyone while reading this...

Seriously, this guy needs a red name, a movie offer for this story, and TV talk show NOAW!!! :chuckle:

This is about as enjoyable as _the_sandman_ is a failure... >_>
 

M15t3R E

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So you even traveled all the way to Canada to play Ally?

Lol, then 3-stocked M2K even though he has never recognized you for anything.

You then woke up and took some Nyquil and went back to sleep, amirite?
 

SilentFalcon

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So I don't get it... This is total BS right? Why is it even here, if so?

And wait, you were sad that you were the "best in the world?"

DUMB.


SF
 

Daedatheus

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So I don't get it... This is total BS right? Why is it even here, if so?

And wait, you were sad that you were the "best in the world?"

DUMB.
Get a sense of humour please.

On another note, this story was so awesomely ridiculous and cheesy-noob-smash-fantasy, I don't think any other post on smashboards has me laugh as much, increasingly as the story went on. KUDOS! :lick::chuckle::p:psycho::laugh:
 

8AngeL8

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I can't believe we still have people taking this seriously. It's just a hilarious post, nothing more.
 

Kevin

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Guys we shouldn't go off topic, we should discuss Sasha's pwnage.
anyone know who Sasha mains???

Sasha is ****ing god.
 

Blooqkazoo

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It says he mains Snake in the post.
But perhaps his Ganondorf is so overwhelmingly manly he didn't use him!
 

Blooqkazoo

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Of course, what was I thinking!
Did I not watch the entire final episode of Falcon Densetsu?
Ore wa shinan, SHINANZOO!!!
 

JBM falcon08

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Why would someone waste their time writing about being dissapointed beating m2k?

that would be a pretty nice accomplishment.
 

Panix

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You should write books man, You litteraly had me read that whole wall of text that ended in falsery!

Edit : lol he said he beat ally =O
 

blacklion

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Not only do I not believe this because you are a no-name player, but that you are quitting because you won. That tells me that there are a couple possibilities.

The first being: you got lucky and you know it so you're going to stop while you are on top.


But I'd bet you didn't do it. Mew2King isn't godly at Brawl, but he is better than you.


The second possibility: you are jealous and decided to make up a ridiculous story to win some glory.

Also, if you won, you would have to be a complete and total moron not to pursue the game for money and traveling. I'm sure that's a possibility, but you wrote a solid story there, so I can't imagine you being that dumb.

QED: Your story never happened, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
 

Blooqkazoo

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Umm.... Awkward [trys to come up with something that will make the moment less awkward]
Ha ha ha nice one blacklion.[fails]
 

OverLade

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Not only do I not believe this because you are a no-name player, but that you are quitting because you won. That tells me that there are a couple possibilities.

The first being: you got lucky and you know it so you're going to stop while you are on top.


But I'd bet you didn't do it. Mew2King isn't godly at Brawl, but he is better than you.


The second possibility: you are jealous and decided to make up a ridiculous story to win some glory.

Also, if you won, you would have to be a complete and total moron not to pursue the game for money and traveling. I'm sure that's a possibility, but you wrote a solid story there, so I can't imagine you being that dumb.

QED: Your story never happened, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
7 posts. The reason people are so elitist on SWF.

People like this.
 

ndayday

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OMG, you mean from Code Geass?!! LOLZ:laugh:
No, Writers have orange names, because they...write good things. Sasha wrote an amazing story, so they're saying he should get an orange name, because he's an amazing writer.

And I can't believe people are trying to be serious about this thread...I mean c'mon!
 

dumba989

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No, Writers have orange names, because they...write good things. Sasha wrote an amazing story, so they're saying he should get an orange name, because he's an amazing writer.

And I can't believe people are trying to be serious about this thread...I mean c'mon!
OH... I never knew that, thnx!! But i still like the Code Geass Orange thing better
:laugh:
 

mc4

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This is definitely a good story, you could make a movie out of it no matter how false lol good stuff man
 

LinkStrifeLeonhart

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i think sasha is a pretty cool guy. eh 3 stocks m2k, quits brawl and doesnt afraid of anything.

I definitely like it. M2K's responses to this make it all the better.
 

metalmonstar

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Very nice. Good job beating M2K that is quite an accomplishment. You are the best smasher and storyteller around. Hopefully you don't quite either.

Seriously though, do you have any friends who play smash? Do you have any friends with video editing skills? This needs to be made into a movie.
 
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