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My Disappointment in Mew2King

Zylar

Smash Ace
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I lol'd hard in the middle of class.
Everyone stared... Oh well, it was worth it.

Best lie EVA!!!!!

Seriously, give that dude the title of writer. And continue the story.

Btw, for people to who didn't get it. IT'S A FREAKING STORY!!!

M2K, don't even bother saying "don't believe him".

10epicmovieawards
 

Sasha

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Hey guys!

Thank you very much for all the love. I was really bored that day and thought you/I might get some entertainment out of something like this. I did go back and edit the end of the main post if you're curious.

The truthfulness of this thread is subjective, in that it DID happen, subjectively. :bee:

Cool. Could I get the name of the tournament, you know, for verification purposes.
Nope.

This thread is full of lulz if its false, full of lulz if its true.

Best. Reply. Ever.

No, seriously.

"Largest tournament ever conceived" doesn't bother to record matches, eh?
Nope.

What is that, exactly? A starfish?

This was extremely well-written and enjoyable.

http://www.smashboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=25

Post here more.
I might do just that. I wrote this thread in about half an hour, so I suppose I could find some time to float over on thata way.

And thank you much. Means a bunch coming from one of the top writers.

The way I hear it, Sasha even popped more balloons than M2K on Smashville. @_@

But that's just what they say...
LOL. Sigged.

This thread is insulting, the only bit I hope isn't BS is the fact that this loser is quitting smash.
Someone seems to have missed the point. =/

I don't get it

You followed M2K's smash success and now you're disappointed?
Yes. :cry:

Woaw, just woaw. Did this thread just happen? DID THIS JUST HAPPEN!?!?!? Is it POSSIBLE to have THIS MUCH WIN IN A SINGLE BLOG/THREAD!?!?!? Woaw, just woaw. This blog/thread deserves the honorary title of best blog/thread in the entire universe. That was amazing. Do it again....PLEASE!!!! :bee:

19,000,000,000,000,000/5 stars.
Rofl.

Maybe I'll do it again. If the mood strikes.

DON BELEVE HIM HES A LIaR
DON BELEVE HIM HES A LIaR

I don't care about the requirements, this guy needs an orange name.
That'd be SWEET!:laugh:

My caterpie evolved into a metapod, used harden, then used stringshot while reading this thread.
Lol. You sir, have some horny pokemon. :chuckle:

Sasha is ****ing amazing
Almost sigged. Mew2King wins again.

This was a good read..
Hey sweet a director.

Guys we shouldn't go off topic, we should discuss Sasha's pwnage.
anyone know who Sasha mains???

Sasha is ****ing god.
For the record, I don't really have a main. I am pretty good at the game (I've gone to several tournaments and placed top5 out of 30ish and 12th out of 40ish), but I don't consistently play against anyone remotely my level, so I kinda just **** around with a bunch of characters (Kirby, Bowser, Snake, MK, Ness, DK, Toon Link, Mario, and Fox mainly).

If anyone in the Berkeley area reads this and wants to smash, hit me up. I am most definitely down to play.

Not only do I not believe this because you are a no-name player, but that you are quitting because you won. That tells me that there are a couple possibilities.

The first being: you got lucky and you know it so you're going to stop while you are on top.


But I'd bet you didn't do it. Mew2King isn't godly at Brawl, but he is better than you.


The second possibility: you are jealous and decided to make up a ridiculous story to win some glory.

Also, if you won, you would have to be a complete and total moron not to pursue the game for money and traveling. I'm sure that's a possibility, but you wrote a solid story there, so I can't imagine you being that dumb.

QED: Your story never happened, but it was entertaining nonetheless.
7 posts. The reason people are so elitist on SWF.

People like this.
blacklion is jealous of Sasha's skill
Lol. Seconded.

Very nice. Good job beating M2K that is quite an accomplishment. You are the best smasher and storyteller around. Hopefully you don't quite either.

Seriously though, do you have any friends who play smash? Do you have any friends with video editing skills? This needs to be made into a movie.
Haha. I guess I'm a good writer (I only write every once in a while and it's just to amuse myself), but I don't really have any friends who are GOOD at smash. I just kinda whomp on em all the time. Movie deal would be righteous.



Again, thanks much for all the love. Mission accomplished. See ya around the boards.
 

ndayday

stuck on a whole different plaaaanet
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Sasha speaks! Please, please write more!

They say M2K's the best, but you are Sasha, YOU ARE!
 

The Slayer

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I knew this had to be a joke because someone breezing through tournaments like that is crazy. However, that was a good read dude. I had a good laugh out of that one. :bee:
 

shaSLAM

Smash Lord
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good picture, take snake out though
lol snake's in the pictured cuz he mained him in his story :]
and chuck norris... well because M2K=chuck norris?

this needs to be made into a movie... and that could be the cover for it.
 

kr3wman

Smash Master
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Believed it until I saw Ally's name.

Ally went to 3 tournaments and won all three

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Still, good effort.


2/10.
 

Meese

Smash Cadet
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What the **** is a mew2king?
Mew2King:
1. noun - Professional rapist in the games of SSBM and SSBB
2. adjective - beatable only by other high professional players such as ken PC Chris but not Sasha.
3. noun - The BOSS
 

JackieRabbit5

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wow i almost believed it too lol

so i guess the moral of the story is against overambition, u can always strive to be the best but what gives u the satisfaction is the experience and just trying hard
 

Lord Viper

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Looking at this again make's me want to laugh and laugh everytime I read it. XD

 

Teran

Through Fire, Justice is Served
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Mew2King after he gets his hands on Sasha.
 
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