So, this is how it goes.
NickRiddle: **** ****, side b to something **** -youtube combo vid status- Imma make it 3 stocks to 1.
Cheese: I can chaingrab through stocks; ***** YOU PAUSED YO! INSTEAD OF BEING A GOOD SPORT AND LETTING YOU UNPAUSE AND ME REGRAB, IMMA MAKE A BIG DEAL.
NickRiddle: Hardy har har, I was winning severely anyway.
MLG Staff: No, u paused in teh middle of match. Automaktcially DQ game 1.
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The sequel:
Will: Imma use my low tier char named DK.
Cheese: Since ICs don't counter DK enough, imma go DDD.
Will: K, I beat atomsk's yo, i got dis!
Cheese: -looks around mid-match- DTHROW INFINITE WALKING GRAB TWICE IN PLACE. TWAS AN ACCIDENT.
Will: -pause- WTF, banned!
Cheese: ***** YOU PAUSED! MLG STAFF WHERE RU!!?
Will: But he did a banned cg and I wanted to call a ref over.
Cheese: NOOOOOOOOO, HE PAUSED. SEE -points at will's grey, centered, activated pause button-
MLG Staff: AH, I SEE TEH PAUSE BUTTON WAS PRESSED AGAIN! DQ'D.
no pause buttons were harmed in the making of this story based on a true story.