reposting for context
I seem to remember some friendlies vs. Cactuar making it up one day,
lololololol
alright fine this happened but it was in response to a vicious attack on my integrity by cactuar
i present to you, the never-before retold...
TALE OF THE GREAT MINIBOSS SCHISM OF 2008
it was a dark and stormy night. the room temperature was far too cold to play smash, but since cactuar had been walking to my house he was warm, wearing gloves, i cant remember the color. my eyes were blurry with sleep.
i recall this next part vividly though, the random stage select chose DL64. i was hungry and sleepy, "dl64 is such a boring stage" i thought to myself. before i know it, the match is over, i hadn't really been paying attention and the night passed as normal. sleep hit me minutes later.
the next day i awoke to comments on youtube videos, a beloved morning activity of mine. comments on scar vs teh_spamerer, i killed mufasa, ... wait. wait? what's this?
why cactuar doesn't have a combo vid part 1
what nonsense is this?? i click the video comments link hurriedly, a cold sweat breaks out. has someone hacked my youtube account? INDEED THEY HAVE.
vandals.
comments are normal, nothing out of the ordinary, clearly smash related. stare blankly at the video, no idea how it came to be, and with my username as the host. the theif also wrote in the description box as me, how unnatural to view such text.
deja vu. this is certainly my captain falcon. but who is this fox player? i read the description again.
why cactuar doesn't have a combo vid part 1
cactuar? could it be? no. ... but wait. this fox is simply running around extremely quickly and punishing all of my approaches with nair... by falcon punch it IS cactuar. but why would he do such a thing??
this concludes my tale. i decided that regardless of his motivation, he should pay for his actions. so i posted to youtube 6 non-consecutive friendly matches taken over several hours of recording, but instead of labeling them as such i decided to call them $5 MMs
a fitting and just punishment for a crime so egregious
I'm gonna go ahead and say the gloves were green, since it is Charlie we're talking about.
Besides, he didn't even post the JV 5 stock, (OH SNAP, I WENT THERE ^_^)
which brings me to
THE TALE OF THE GREAT EC SCHISM OF 2009
there was a broken gamecube, it was supposed to be thrown in the trash because of its nonresponsive controller ports...