Basically the idea of this thread is to discuss the manliness of the characters in Super smash bros brawl. As much as I want to include women in this, I'm gonna give them a seperate tier and list them based on how courageous, bold whatever they are. Try to state your reasoning.
I'll start:
The God tier:
Ganondorf: He has a sword, yet he doesn't use it because he prefers his fists over a weapon, so kudos to him. He does not fear death, shown in his ability to drag down enemies with him to their death. Although he is fairly old he still has top notch strength and low voice. Also he's related to Cfalcon, so bonus punkte!
Update: Da Cookstar just mentioned something important. Ganondorf is one of the rare males born in his tribe that are only born in a undefined number of years. All other people in his tribe are all girls or women. He's has a very manly responsible, people. Is the lord of darkness, who can come back to life.
Top tier:
Captain falcon: Can set people on fire by punching and kicking them. Is in top physical condition, and wears tight clothing, lol. Has been known to kill people with his knee, which is so rediculous it's manly. Unfortunately, he's somewhat paranoid, which leads to him buying a personal island get-away so his enemies get him. No joke. Has illuminated an entire galaxy with his falcon punch before!
Ike: Is capable of taking a FALCOOM PAWNCH to the face, which is PURE MANLY. Unfortunately he uses a sword which drags him behind Ganondorf. Once again, this top tier possesses incredible strength and a low voice. HAS BLUE HAIR, YAAAH. He fights for his friends, not so great.
*Empty space* So who does everyone think should go here?
High tier:
Lucario: The guy invented his own style of martial arts, and becomes stronger in bad situations. Has a low voice, but doesn't seem to be physically fit. Doesn't shave, j/k
Snake: The beard is a emblem of masculinity to men all around the world... Need I say more?
Some say he's a clone and doesn't have a full set of chromosome. He does. Humans can't have only have half there chromosome. He Chuck Norris so yeah.
Shiek: A ninja... what? A woman? No, look. Shiek has a beard.
Bowser: Brutally attacks with razor sharp claws and excelling strength. He will not hesitate to end himself to bring down enemies. Is capable of breathing fire and is horny, hehe. On the other side, he bites, and that is somewhat unmanly. He has capture Peach so times, yet he still hasn't done anything of that level yet. What's his deal?
Mario: Can fight, and somehow gets in a fairly interesting relation with royalty. THAT takes skill. Mustache is a nice bonus.
Wolf: Can fight and has a decently low voice. has a cool little beard going, and pilots a Wolfen. Nails are for women silly wolf.
King Dedede: Sure he's fat, but he can take advantage of this weight and utilize it to his advantage. His strength also compensates for his fatness. Declares himself king, which is ok. Carrying a hammer to solve problems isn't. Sends underlings to do his bidding.
Middle tier:
Fox: Here I come! Here I come! Here I come! Can fight well, but uses a gun. Is kinda short.
Wario: Has a rather odd mustache that is neither manly or unmanly, but is freakin strong and can crush bolders with is a**.
DK: This ape can kill people with one hand tied behind his back. Speaking of ties, he wears a tie. But goes on an adventure for a bunch of bananas that he doesn't really need since they grow all over the Jungle, and is in a blood feud with a bunch of mental crocodiles.
Falco: Brooklyn accent is great, can fight fairly well, but shooting people? Use's lipstick, in his eyes
Link: Is courageous enough to go on a epic journey, adventure, whatever, but isn't enough to simply use his sword. Noooo, he has to use all these other items too.
Luigi: Is kinda weird with his negative zone dancing, and has admitted to cross dressing.
Low tier:
Pit: Not fully a man yet, and has infinite arrows?
Yoshi: People say yoshi is female cuz he lays eggs. Well i'm going to inform you, because those eggs that come out his an** are not eggs because they can't be fertilized and will not make little Yoshi babies. He fights with his tougue, give him some credit.
Ness: a kid.
Lucas: a kid.
Diddy Kong: I don't care how much you like his little jetpack. He uses a pop gun, and is rather scrawny.
Picachu: has rosy cheeks and is a little rat. that can fight really well, but still a rat. Rodent can't be manly!
Toon Link: Not only is he a kid, but a kid that uses weapons. He has musical talent though, and I like that, so...
Bottom tier:
Sonic: Uses roids to compensate for his lack of strength. runs around. Are hedgehogs rodents? because he can be higher if he wasn't. Still, using roids are disgraceful.
Super Sonic is Sonic on a roid rage.
Pokemon trainer: Uses other enslaved animals to fight for him. Yells commands in the backround. Freakin cries when he loses. Makes Sonic using roids look like Chuck Norris.
Pokemon are great, don't get me wrong. I just don't like the trainer. I can't judge pokemon becuz they don't have a defined gender though. I wrote Pika before I realized this.
Kirby: He sucks and thats not what men are supposed to do. High pitch voice and can really annoy people, like a little kid (age 5-8 is the worse). Rosy cheeks? What are you, learning from Pika?
Mr. Game and Watch: Nothing really manly. He carries a bowl of goldfish, a turtle. kinda Awkward fellow. Masterbating in public does not make you manly. I means you lack a girl.
Jigglypuff: Clearly wants to be female. Good news Jiggly! with todays surgery, all is possible.
R.O.B.: Who says ROB's a guy?
Women tier:
Samus: Fights space pirates, and kicks rear. Fights to avenge the tragic death of parents. She would rank fairly high on the manly tiers, but alas, she be a woman.
Marth: You know your rightful place marth, lol. but not less than...
Zelda: Just can't beat Marth IMO.
Peach: A fairly dum bimbo of a blonde that can fight. Actually, she fought in the Nintendo Power Mario comics. She was far smarter back then. Maybe I could move her up?
Anyone can argue where the characters go on the list.
I'll start:
The God tier:
Ganondorf: He has a sword, yet he doesn't use it because he prefers his fists over a weapon, so kudos to him. He does not fear death, shown in his ability to drag down enemies with him to their death. Although he is fairly old he still has top notch strength and low voice. Also he's related to Cfalcon, so bonus punkte!
Update: Da Cookstar just mentioned something important. Ganondorf is one of the rare males born in his tribe that are only born in a undefined number of years. All other people in his tribe are all girls or women. He's has a very manly responsible, people. Is the lord of darkness, who can come back to life.
Top tier:
Captain falcon: Can set people on fire by punching and kicking them. Is in top physical condition, and wears tight clothing, lol. Has been known to kill people with his knee, which is so rediculous it's manly. Unfortunately, he's somewhat paranoid, which leads to him buying a personal island get-away so his enemies get him. No joke. Has illuminated an entire galaxy with his falcon punch before!
Ike: Is capable of taking a FALCOOM PAWNCH to the face, which is PURE MANLY. Unfortunately he uses a sword which drags him behind Ganondorf. Once again, this top tier possesses incredible strength and a low voice. HAS BLUE HAIR, YAAAH. He fights for his friends, not so great.
*Empty space* So who does everyone think should go here?
High tier:
Lucario: The guy invented his own style of martial arts, and becomes stronger in bad situations. Has a low voice, but doesn't seem to be physically fit. Doesn't shave, j/k
Snake: The beard is a emblem of masculinity to men all around the world... Need I say more?
Some say he's a clone and doesn't have a full set of chromosome. He does. Humans can't have only have half there chromosome. He Chuck Norris so yeah.
Shiek: A ninja... what? A woman? No, look. Shiek has a beard.
Bowser: Brutally attacks with razor sharp claws and excelling strength. He will not hesitate to end himself to bring down enemies. Is capable of breathing fire and is horny, hehe. On the other side, he bites, and that is somewhat unmanly. He has capture Peach so times, yet he still hasn't done anything of that level yet. What's his deal?
Mario: Can fight, and somehow gets in a fairly interesting relation with royalty. THAT takes skill. Mustache is a nice bonus.
Wolf: Can fight and has a decently low voice. has a cool little beard going, and pilots a Wolfen. Nails are for women silly wolf.
King Dedede: Sure he's fat, but he can take advantage of this weight and utilize it to his advantage. His strength also compensates for his fatness. Declares himself king, which is ok. Carrying a hammer to solve problems isn't. Sends underlings to do his bidding.
Middle tier:
Fox: Here I come! Here I come! Here I come! Can fight well, but uses a gun. Is kinda short.
Wario: Has a rather odd mustache that is neither manly or unmanly, but is freakin strong and can crush bolders with is a**.
DK: This ape can kill people with one hand tied behind his back. Speaking of ties, he wears a tie. But goes on an adventure for a bunch of bananas that he doesn't really need since they grow all over the Jungle, and is in a blood feud with a bunch of mental crocodiles.
Falco: Brooklyn accent is great, can fight fairly well, but shooting people? Use's lipstick, in his eyes
Link: Is courageous enough to go on a epic journey, adventure, whatever, but isn't enough to simply use his sword. Noooo, he has to use all these other items too.
Luigi: Is kinda weird with his negative zone dancing, and has admitted to cross dressing.
Low tier:
Pit: Not fully a man yet, and has infinite arrows?
Yoshi: People say yoshi is female cuz he lays eggs. Well i'm going to inform you, because those eggs that come out his an** are not eggs because they can't be fertilized and will not make little Yoshi babies. He fights with his tougue, give him some credit.
Ness: a kid.
Lucas: a kid.
Diddy Kong: I don't care how much you like his little jetpack. He uses a pop gun, and is rather scrawny.
Picachu: has rosy cheeks and is a little rat. that can fight really well, but still a rat. Rodent can't be manly!
Toon Link: Not only is he a kid, but a kid that uses weapons. He has musical talent though, and I like that, so...
Bottom tier:
Sonic: Uses roids to compensate for his lack of strength. runs around. Are hedgehogs rodents? because he can be higher if he wasn't. Still, using roids are disgraceful.
Super Sonic is Sonic on a roid rage.
Pokemon trainer: Uses other enslaved animals to fight for him. Yells commands in the backround. Freakin cries when he loses. Makes Sonic using roids look like Chuck Norris.
Pokemon are great, don't get me wrong. I just don't like the trainer. I can't judge pokemon becuz they don't have a defined gender though. I wrote Pika before I realized this.
Kirby: He sucks and thats not what men are supposed to do. High pitch voice and can really annoy people, like a little kid (age 5-8 is the worse). Rosy cheeks? What are you, learning from Pika?
Mr. Game and Watch: Nothing really manly. He carries a bowl of goldfish, a turtle. kinda Awkward fellow. Masterbating in public does not make you manly. I means you lack a girl.
Jigglypuff: Clearly wants to be female. Good news Jiggly! with todays surgery, all is possible.
R.O.B.: Who says ROB's a guy?
Women tier:
Samus: Fights space pirates, and kicks rear. Fights to avenge the tragic death of parents. She would rank fairly high on the manly tiers, but alas, she be a woman.
Marth: You know your rightful place marth, lol. but not less than...
Zelda: Just can't beat Marth IMO.
Peach: A fairly dum bimbo of a blonde that can fight. Actually, she fought in the Nintendo Power Mario comics. She was far smarter back then. Maybe I could move her up?
Anyone can argue where the characters go on the list.
~ if it wasn't for the swordsmen put in boyish tier & the missing diddy, this would pretty much be perfect lol.