Manliness tier (and womanly?)

[PCHU]

I heard something about killing an immortal, but I doubt it.
I mean, sure he may have done severe damage to him, but nobody can defeat an immortal.
Immortality is immortality, no matter what crap any anime or game says.
It means that you can't die.

Like smash characters, they ALWAYS COME BACK.
Well, if it's a timed match.

 

[Deleted member]

Ike is manlier than Captain Falcon. Why? Cause he fights for his friends.............





He also does crack and heroin.

Ike > Falcon

 

[Wildside]

God tier:

Wario: OBVIOUSLY he rides a motorcycle and farts whenever he feels like it he's fat because he eats when he wants! and sits back and drinks beer at home and lets his woman (probably dead ugly but meh ) do all the house work.

Snake: has a goatee and makes things go BOOM! nuff said.

Donkey kong: he likes to smash everything that moves and doesn't shave!

Wolf: Has an awesome beard and has a white spot of fur on his chest which is uber manliness.
Also has a gun WITH a blade on it.. thats hardcore.

Top tier:
Ganondorf: Has a sword but refuses to use it.
Kinda stupid but hey stupid peeps can be manly to (see wario)

Bowser: He refuses to give up on peach and breathes fire and has spikes on him.. guess thats should give some points ;o

Mr.G&W: He's to cool to talk and smacks people with random items because he doesn't give a ****!

Lucario: Gets stronger the harder the fight gets has apperently never shaved in his lifetime.. and has a deep voice!

Falco: Dont touch his bread!.. and.. has a gun and kicks his reflector! also has a badass voice.

Mario: he can be badass at times and isn't scared of anything (no wonder peaches diggs him)

Middle tier:
Ike: uses a two handed sword with 1 hand giefs some points ( maybe should cut back on the waxing tho)

Meta knight: ok so he's a ball.. he has the deepest voice and has a sword and cool manly taunts so he's ok.

Fox: Never shaves.. and well... has a gun and is overal cool so .. meh

Link: he has a bunch of weapons and bombs are just awesome.

Diddy kong: he may be small but he has gunz and isn't scared of anything in the supspace cutscene's so points!

King dedede: uses a hammer and has a deep voice but uses too many waddle's dee's and doo's bringing him here

Luigi: mustache but is scared alot.

Lower tier:

Capt falcon: His suit is way to sight sry.. and he's overly paranoid as some have already mentioned.

Olimar: He may be awesome but .. using so many pikmin for everything just isn't manly.

Sonic: he has an annoying voice and runs around alot overal a showoff, next!

Lucas: little boy who is scared alot in the subspace scene's

Ness: not so scared but still a little kid (maybe when he grows up he'll get in the high tier;p)

Yoshi: well.. he craps out eggs which make people doubt his gender /sexual orientation so..

Popo: works to much with his sister and is probably bi.

Toon link: .. little cartoon kid.. nuff said.

Pit: angel wings and arrows and looks like marth LAME!

Pokemon trainer: no need to explain this I guess.

Female tier: (from womenly down to girly)

Zamus: Obvious reasons if she was in her powersuit and you wouldn't know her gender but knew all the crap she pulled off then she would be in the top manly tier;p

Zelda: also obvious reasons:

Nana: little girl nuff said.

Peach: always needs mario to save her and act like a little girl and hides behind toad.


Genderless:

R.O.B: He's a robot (altho he's cool)

kirby: a mystery

Jigglypuff: probably want to be a female but too bad.

Squirtle ivysaur and charazard: well squirtle and ivy would be in middel tier if we knew there gender and charazard god tier for obvious reasons BUUUUUT WE CAN JUST go and check down there can we?

Pikachu: :s? always thought it was a female pokemon but sometimes ash refers to (it) as a he
BUUUUT we don't know if this is his pikachu

Marth: uhh... yeah..

 

[MetaRidleyX]

Captain Falcon for manliest. Why? Here's why.
In the beginning, there was but one person, one ultimate manly man. None know his true name, but he went by the name of Norris. One day, he become angry because there was no one else to show his manliness to, so he used the one thing that would change it, the Norris Punch. By using this technique and its insane incomprehensible power (which was over 9000!!!!) he ripped a whole in space and created everything that exists today. During the Punch, there was some sort of strange offshoot of energy, but Norris payed it no mind. Many many years later, that offshoot of energy became Captain Falcon. Although housing only a very small fraction of Norris' power, it is more than enough to be named the manliest.

 

[PCHU]

I say Lucario for top.
Hasn't ever shaved, not to mention he has a cool aura glow.
He gets tougher as you fight him, he can manipulate aura (if everyone has one, and he can manipulate it, then can't he just throw all that force in weak points, forcing even the most powerful of all people to give up?).
Plus, his close combat rocks.

Ike for second.
Who needs a beard when you've got blue hair (Lucario has it as well, but bonus for having hair almost everywhere, and it actually lays down).
And who needs explosives when your two-handed blade can shoot deadly beams?

Marth for third.
Know why?
He has blue hair.
Also, he doesn't have to look manly to kill anyone in his way.
Think Melee Marth.
Remember what he was capable of?
To an extent, he still is.
Sakurai was afraid that people would drop Kirby (despite the 1 million buffs he gave him) and head straight to Marth, because he's so freakin powerful.
Not ONLY did Marth get nerfed (not much, though.....Sakurai was afraid Marth would kill him if he got nerfed too much. Yeah, you can never nerf Marth enough.) but he also got crapped on in appearance.
Sakurai KNEW people would hate him now.
But, we all know Sakurai is a dolt, and doesn't KNOW much.
(I admit he had some good ideas for Brawl, he's a creative crazy)
Marth still owns people left and right.

I've got proof that Marth is better than Peach, in a FD, no items, 2 minutes match.
At 6 seconds left I started a combo (Peach was stupid and couldn't get out of SH fairs) which at the last second led to dair death.
Peach recovered but my Marth won anyway.
So, even if you DO place Marth that low, then at LEAST put him above Peach.

 

[Talazala]

Captain Falcon for manliest. Why? Here's why.
In the beginning, there was but one person, one ultimate manly man. None know his true name, but he went by the name of Norris. One day, he become angry because there was no one else to show his manliness to, so he used the one thing that would change it, the Norris Punch. By using this technique and its insane incomprehensible power (which was over 9000!!!!) he ripped a whole in space and created everything that exists today. During the Punch, there was some sort of strange offshoot of energy, but Norris payed it no mind. Many many years later, that offshoot of energy became Captain Falcon. Although housing only a very small fraction of Norris' power, it is more than enough to be named the manliest.

True, except everyone knows Ganondorf is Cfalcons true father. Cfalcon may have been created by Chuck Norris, but it was Ganondorf who teached Falcon everything he knows.

I shall say it again. Those Polka dotted pods that come out of Yoshi's @$$ are not eggs because they cannot be fertilized and won't make baby Yoshis. Rather, they are like a container used to trap the remains of eaten prey which can be used as weapons. Like, exploding pods of feces. Something like that.