God tier:
Wario: OBVIOUSLY he rides a motorcycle and farts whenever he feels like it he's fat because he eats when he wants! and sits back and drinks beer at home and lets his woman (probably dead ugly but meh
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) do all the house work.
Snake: has a goatee and makes things go BOOM! nuff said.
Donkey kong: he likes to smash everything that moves and doesn't shave!
Wolf: Has an awesome beard and has a white spot of fur on his chest which is uber manliness.
Also has a gun WITH a blade on it.. thats hardcore.
Top tier:
Ganondorf: Has a sword but refuses to use it.
Kinda stupid but hey stupid peeps can be manly to (see wario)
Bowser: He refuses to give up on peach and breathes fire and has spikes on him.. guess thats should give some points ;o
Mr.G&W: He's to cool to talk and smacks people with random items because he doesn't give a ****!
Lucario: Gets stronger the harder the fight gets has apperently never shaved in his lifetime.. and has a deep voice!
Falco: Dont touch his bread!.. and.. has a gun and kicks his reflector! also has a badass voice.
Mario: he can be badass at times and isn't scared of anything (no wonder peaches diggs him)
Middle tier:
Ike: uses a two handed sword with 1 hand giefs some points ( maybe should cut back on the waxing tho)
Meta knight: ok so he's a ball.. he has the deepest voice and has a sword and cool manly taunts so he's ok.
Fox: Never shaves.. and well... has a gun and is overal cool so .. meh
Link: he has a bunch of weapons and bombs are just awesome.
Diddy kong: he may be small but he has gunz and isn't scared of anything in the supspace cutscene's so points!
King dedede: uses a hammer and has a deep voice but uses too many waddle's dee's and doo's bringing him here
Luigi: mustache but is scared alot.
Lower tier:
Capt falcon: His suit is way to sight sry.. and he's overly paranoid as some have already mentioned.
Olimar: He may be awesome but .. using so many pikmin for everything just isn't manly.
Sonic: he has an annoying voice and runs around alot overal a showoff, next!
Lucas: little boy who is scared alot in the subspace scene's
Ness: not so scared but still a little kid (maybe when he grows up he'll get in the high tier;p)
Yoshi: well.. he craps out eggs which make people doubt his gender /sexual orientation so..
Popo: works to much with his sister and is probably bi.
Toon link: .. little cartoon kid.. nuff said.
Pit: angel wings and arrows and looks like marth LAME!
Pokemon trainer: no need to explain this I guess.
Female tier: (from womenly down to girly)
Zamus: Obvious reasons if she was in her powersuit and you wouldn't know her gender but knew all the crap she pulled off then she would be in the top manly tier;p
Zelda: also obvious reasons:
Nana: little girl nuff said.
Peach: always needs mario to save her and act like a little girl and hides behind toad.
Genderless:
R.O.B: He's a robot (altho he's cool)
kirby: a mystery
Jigglypuff: probably want to be a female but too bad.
Squirtle ivysaur and charazard: well squirtle and ivy would be in middel tier if we knew there gender and charazard god tier for obvious reasons BUUUUUT WE CAN JUST go and check down there can we?
Pikachu: :s? always thought it was a female pokemon but sometimes ash refers to (it) as a he
BUUUUT we don't know if this is his pikachu
Marth: uhh... yeah..