Love Thread <3 resurrected

[unreon]

I asked her out, she said yes.

Yay

 

[Jei Jei]

Unny for president.

Someone have a baby and then you will experience a whole new level of love. Seriously.

 

[Alzi]

See guys my advice worked so well.

 

[Sieg]

Unny's legit.

I guess I'll have to come to your Bday party now so I can see her/rate her.

LOL.

 

[xXArrowXx]

no judging. straight dudes.

 

[luke_atyeo]

good work unny, although next time I reccomend the atlas strat,
just tell her that your the complete opposite of atlas and she'll instantly fall in love with you.

 

[Forte4Tei]

what's a good present to buy for gf??

like one of them lucky charm stuff and where do you get them from -_-

 

[Dekar289]

buy her "the great american challenge"
google it

 

[Alzi]

You don't buy girls lucky charm ****.

You buy them very cute plush bears. The ones that say i love you or whatever on them. Girls love that ****. The bigger they are the more they like them as well.

(The plush bear that is..)

You also need to hint like what they like. Ask them then surprise them later on with it.

 

[undead_moose]

Shut up

please

 

[Pete278]

ITT people hate on Alzi because he has opinions. Love thread guys, remember that.

 

[Alzi]

Well usually when girls hate you or tease you that is sometimes a sign that they love you and don't know what else to do to show it. So i'm guessing the way people hate on me they actually love me deep down inside.

 

[TakFR]

Well you guessed incorrectly, 0 points for you Alzi

 

[C~Dog]

Alzi have you been watching teen drama shows on tv lately?

 

[xXArrowXx]

need more info about girl and your relations with her to get proper gift.

how about you give her a nail?

 

[Sieg]

Or a screw?

Ho ho. Tool jokes.

 

[unreon]

Spoiler

The Mrs was cheating!

Mr Hammer is limp and bad in bed!

She was tired of being nailed and wanted a screw instead!

 

[Sieg]

**** that's hilarious lol.

 

[xXArrowXx]

there is a difference between a nail and getting nailed and a-nail =P
lol that hammer joke. lacks jack hammer and pile driver.

 

[Forte4Tei]

I give up on this buying gift thing.

Talked to another friend (who was a girl) about it and couldn't help me either

I always see in those chinese/korean/japanese shows that people buy those sorts of stuff so I thought it was a good idea...

 

[Alzi]

Give her your heart if you really like her.

 

[Jei Jei]

Dear Lord Alzi. Give it up.

Forte, girls just like receiving gifts. They don't respect the guy that buys them. But she will try to keep the gifts coming so she will continue to engage the guy in her life. What you really need to give her is a reason to like and respect you.

 

[Alzi]

Jei Jei basically said what i did. Your heart is the reason she will like and respect you.

lol.

 

[undead_moose]

I gave my heart and it was thrown back at me with a " oh you're serious"


Everything happens for reason. Waiting for the reason

 

[Sieg]

Why don't you just act like a gentlemen.

**** it's not hard to just compliment someone once in a while.

Compliment her.

 

[Forte4Tei]

Huh wait this is help regarding the girl I'm already with right?

I'm not trying to catch the attention of a girl hehe

sorry for misunderstanding ?

 

[unreon]

Forte; why don't you just make or write something?

Even a simple 10 page letter will do.

EDIT: lol, you beat me. unreon fail.

 

[Jei Jei]

Sorry Forte, I didn't know you were with someone. <3 good for you.

In that case, buy her what she wants. I'm sure she's worth it.
But don't go overboard because these are just things. You can spend $5 or $500 and in time she will have forgotten about it or not need it anymore regardless.
So yeah, Unny is right when he says make/write her something. It shows you put thought and effort into it.

 

[Forte4Tei]

Thought and effort, the two things I didn't want to do =P

Nah jk thanks for the help everyone (including Alzi, I know who you are)

 

[Alzi]

You know who i am...

hmmm.

 

[Jei Jei]

Maybe people on this thread can help me with my love problems.

Soxxie agreed to have a threesome with me and another girl but she doesn't want to include any of her friends except one who is fat so I don't want to, and she won't let me choose a girl. Can you see my dilemma??

Oh and apparently I'm not allowed to actually have sex with this mystery girl, she can just join in. Thoughts?

 

[C~Dog]

How fat are we talking here?

 

[Jei Jei]

uhh...similar than the friend that stayed over last meet you went to. A bit thinner.

 

[xXArrowXx]

no fat chicks. XD

how bad to you want this threesome? lol

also r u still carrying that eye disease thing

 

[xXArrowXx]

capped internet bs -.- delete plz

 

[Vermy]

If you don't get to have fun with the girl who's joining in, it's not a threesome. It's regular sex whilst watching a lesbian show.

Deny.


You know you're in love when you get a lap dance from a tattooed, pierced, toned and AMERICAN (my closer mates will understand how orgasmic this is for me) stripper and all you can think of is your girl. <3

=3

....still a bit drunk. Sleeping now. *passes out*

 

[Jei Jei]

Oh...I was joking lol I didn't really expect people to try to help. I said this for lolz (and to see if Alzi actually had an answer). You don't have to come up with answers guys lol. I think I can manage this one by myself. Thanks though =\

And no my eye is cured ^_^

Although Vermy makes a good point...not really a threesome if I don't get to actually.....yeah.

 

[Dino63]

such a weird topic to walk in on even though its fake......... agrees with vermy
good thread, *bows to master vermy* uhmm can't think of anything i need to talk about, sorry

 

[Jei Jei]

Oh it's not fake!

I was just kidding about needing help lol.

 

[Lachlan]

(my closer mates will understand how orgasmic this is for me)

..........

(my closer mates will understand how orgasmic this is for me)