Love Thread <3 resurrected

[Vermy]

Double post. Ignore.

 

[Sieg]

**** I wish I could draw like that.

 

[undead_moose]

Starting to get sick of this lovey dovey bull****.

Im done.

 

[Toby.]

I finally know your name.

My life is complete.

 

[luke_atyeo]

I knew it years ago
get with the times man.

 

[Sirias]

I wish I made my boyfriend feel that way when I drew for him.
Or wrote him poems.
Or told him stories.
Or did anything of any sort that would melt anyone's heart.
BUT INSTEAD I get a: "Haha, *completely brush it aside*" XD

YET I STILL LOVE HIM SO. C:

I could draw better than that...
Would your heart pump ever faster if I drew you a picture of you?
And me?
And a husky?
Naked and horny?
Yes?
OK! I'M ON IT! :D

 

[luke_atyeo]

nah dude, just put on your best cam clarke voice and if that doesnt work, nothing will

 

[Alzi]

What a Lovely name.

 

[unreon]

Met a girl at a party on the Sunday/Monday of the World Cup party.

Couldn't stop thinking about her in my sleep-deprived state.

I want to talk to her more.

I am a smitten kitten. D:

 

[Sieg]

Is she asian?

 

[undead_moose]

Met a girl at a party on the Sunday/Monday of the World Cup party.

Couldn't stop thinking about her in my sleep-deprived state.

I want to talk to her more.

I am a smitten kitten. D:

Cheating on soog? How could you unny.

Found out this guy I chat to every day at lunch is gay. He thinks I'm straight haha.

 

[unreon]

Soog yes she is

Moose, make him want you badly but make him think he has no chance. Make him go crazy, then blow his mind at the next work function

 

[Dekar289]

i intend to confess all my sexual feelings to atticus next time we meet, and if he doesn't feel the same i will **** him anyway

suggestions?

 

[unreon]

Vermy give me advice on how to first talk to and win over a girl plox : )

 

[Sirias]

Act/be gay.
Then when they invite you to a sleep over, say you wanna experiment.
Kaygofromthere.

And man, that's randy.
BLOW HIS MIND.
Hot.

 

[Pete278]

Vermy give me advice on how to first talk to and win over a girl plox : )

Step 1: Have your reputation proceed you.
Step 2: Talk to them
Step 3: 'Would you like a ride in my boat?'
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit.

Sif you need Vermy, its basic.

 

[Sieg]

Sif you'd need advice to win anyone over Unreon.

God****it I hate you sometimes.

<3

 

[unreon]

Pete - around my social circles, I do quite indeed have a reputation. Though good or bad, I'm not sure lol

I'm one of either:
hyperactive
immature
flambouyantly gay or close to it (herein I work my Sirias advice <3)
nerdling
gamer geek
a bit odd

Sieg - shuddurp I'm trying to level up my game here <3

 

[Vermy]

Already gave my $0.02. Unny got premium Vermy knowledge. =3

 

[Sieg]

BUT IT DOESN'T NEED LEVELING.

It's already like godtier.

 

[undead_moose]

Just smile unny.

Altho shouldnt listen to any of my advice... Longest relationship being 2 months OH YEAH CASSANOVA ME

Used and abused </3

 

[xXArrowXx]

In the year 2117
An 8 year old gay boy named shannon
found a magic lamp.
he was granted 3 wishes.
the first, a fur jacket.
the second, a flying car.
and the third, was a planet full of unicorns. this is the story of that planet.

A Gay boy wished
for a planet full of unicorns
planet unicorn
unicorn planet
give it up for
feathers
oooh, cadillac
and tom cruise
ohhhhhhh
planet unicorn heyyy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk9z1Emv0kQ

old but XD

 

[unreon]

Fruck Yeah.

 

[isthattim?]

Fruck Yeah.

ok unny, heres what you need to do

Step 1: invite the girl to a public place in a few days time (preferably at night)

Step 2: beforehand set up wind machines, sprinklers, a world class light system and a build a madcore PA setup(hire half a dozen roadies/stage techs to help out)

Step 3: when she arrives serenade her with your favourite RAIN song, during the high point of the song tear off your shirt to expose your glorious man chest.

Step 4: lay her down in the moonlight and make sweet tender love.

Step 5: record it and sell it.

 

[Sieg]

Tim is legit.

 

[Pete278]

It won't actually work unless you're as manly as Tim, though.

 

[Sirias]

Lol step 5 is the only worthwhile step.
:D

 

[isthattim?]

Lol step 5 is the only worthwhile step.
:D

two words

glorious

man

chest

 

[Alzi]

Unreon just make sure you talk to her and from time to time like her status on facebook. And talk to her on msn from time to time. But not every single day otherwise she will get bored of you.

You need to kind of hint to her that you like her and mind **** her thinking omg he might like me no i am only day dreaming he will never like me make her think like that in her mind. Then the time will come when you will both confess your love for each other. If she doesn't like you too bad how sad fish in another lake.

Make sure you actually like her not like her for her sexual side. Since girls hate that a lot.

 

[C~Dog]

I love how pretty much everyone was joking around with unreon, and then Alzi comes in here all serious.

 

[Alzi]

Love is serious business. You do not joke around with it.

 

[Sieg]

And he still has no idea lol.

 

[undead_moose]

The joke




































Alzi's head



Altho love is serious... Seriously depressing : (

 

[xXArrowXx]

maybe u can act gay
then get closer to her
then til her you are not gay
then its done.
works in the movies.

 

[unreon]

Tim makes me crack up so much HAHA :DD

Learning Rain dance moves as we speak...

edit: so do Arrow and Sirias LOL

 

[Vermy]

lol @ Alzi thinking he knows women. I literally laughed out loud reading "too bad so sad fish in another lake"

Love for my gf, f**k she's amazing. She's teaching me to read Japanese so when Pokemon Black and White comes out I can get the Japanese release. She's also coming to Business Time II, because I told her how awesome ACT is. =D

Also, love for my new piercing. It's super sexy and healing ridiculously quick, may get more soon. =D

 

[Pete278]

Yeah, the fact Pokemon rarely uses kanji in the important info (since kids won't know enough kanji to play properly if everything was) makes it quite easy to read for beginners.

 

[Vermy]

I F**KING LOVE THIS PICTURE. *cries from lols*

 

[Sirias]

LLOOLLL!!! XDDD
God ****, got so many funny pictures...... somewhere, dunno where.

And...
How old is/are you, Alzi?
I'm sure you're all just being d!cks to Alzi, but still...
I think it doesn't matter how old you are to appreciate and understand it.
No one can understand and tell you how it is.
Also, no one can understand someone else, least of all HALF the (crazy) population.

Mannn...
When you think about it that way, there's almost no point, 'cause you'll never completely/truly understand them, or know them, and you'll get hurt so much.
...
'Almost' no point.
Almost.

"I keep thinking about...
Wishing I could start over and be a better person, or do this right, or make this decision...
But even if it all came out right, and I became some famous billionaire or something...
The chance that we wouldn't meet and be in love together just isn't worth it.
Money and fame can't give me what I have with you!
ONLY MUCH, MUCH, MUCH MORE!
YOU SUCK!"

It's always good to joke. ESPECIALLY when it involves you, your partner, and your love.
Lllooolll~
I like being a romantic cynic, roror.

 

[Alzi]

I use to do that with pigeons when i was small. I do it in the city sometimes as well.

I'm 16.

And yes you cannot explain love.