Cook
Smash Master
Ok, just know that anytime you beat me that weekend it is because I'm letting you!I'm gonna steal EVERYTHING when people are sleeping and shove it all in Razor's van. And then steal THE VAN. And just for ****s and giggles, I'll steal someone else's license plates and put them on the van.
Unless you all let me win. Then your possessions will be spared.
MO Fact: MO players are the worst people you will ever meet. All they do is make terrible jokes. At the same time, they are the best players you will ever meet. They may not always win, but they always play the best.