john

[Cherokee Warrior]

man its pretty funny all of these florida people comin out talkin **** about eddie (and not even about smash, i can handle that). thats fine go ahead but know that if i, or several other people, see you, you are getting the **** beat out of you. action --> reaction.

 

[JUST A PIECE OF MEAT!!]

wow... cherokee warrior=Doodah's *****

i know that moron...

 

[Cra$hman]

i've seen eddie tear a controller apart with his barehands
bet florida doens't have a john for that.

 

[that 1 guy]

It's interesting that a topic about johns turned into an immense flame war. Come on midwest people. We're too cool to even listen to people talk bad about us/BiGman. We know eddie is the **** and we know we're the best place to be.

But seriously people did we have to turn this topic into a dung heap? I thought it was a pretty cool thread. Now it's a bunch of **** talk. gg everyone

 

[Linguini]

Im behind my homie doodah on this one....

 

[JUST A PIECE OF MEAT!!]

i've seen eddie tear a controller apart with his barehands
bet florida doens't have a john for that.

nah florida break gc and controllers.. ask doodah

 

[Zeke_]

ive heard a different john from each of those sections, and some guy at MLG named smashking01 said this to me "i was about to leave anyway" lol

 

[TropicalTaco]

What's with all the hate on us Florida Smashers?

 

[phanna]

What's with all the hate on us Florida Smashers?

It stems from giant pennis envy over the shape of our state.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

To be honest,that's taking it alittle too far.Alot of GC controls do malfunction,4 of mine have.

It seems like you can't say anything without it being a john..hmm.

I'm against johns,but this has gone far to the point of stupidity.How can agrivation be a john?

 

[M3RC]

Va. Smashers F0 LYFE YAH HEARD MEIGH!?. hahaha

 

[StripesOrBars]

doodah..... u dont make fun of the eddie...... eddie = the ****.... you are now an enemy of the mw.

LOL, Traily boy u know how I roll. This dumb **** comes in here to flame and make fun of my state(which gets a bad rep cuz of pathetic husband) and then he acts like a little cry baby and brings actual fighting into the thread.

I only made fun of eddie cuz he made fun of tip.

man its pretty funny all of these florida people comin out talkin **** about eddie (and not even about smash, i can handle that). thats fine go ahead but know that if i, or several other people, see you, you are getting the **** beat out of you. action --> reaction.

It's so cute how the mw sticks up for eddie. Bushman is the new mw ganon, get over it. Eddie is in the past.(Tipman is THE Ganon).

I dont think you've seen floridians b4 you moron so shut the **** up. dont take your insecurities out on the members of smashboards pvssy. Florida is know for being huge and making johns and no one does anything about it becuase we'll kick their ***** IRL.

So do yourself a favor and go play Viva Pinata or Nintendogs ****face.

 

[Cherokee Warrior]

lol, was that post supposed to redeem yourself w/ mw? ROFL. i dont think you understand, you = getting your *** kicked, there's no way around it now, especially after that post as well.

 

[StripesOrBars]

lol, by who? YOU? LOLOLOLOL! Cuz some n00b says I am going to get my *** kicked over a video game i should be scared? Sorry, but u have no credibility as far as I'm concerned(the whole midwest hates you anyway). So basically I'm really not scared. besides Florida owns IL and WI in smash.

It shows how mature u are on a video game fourm when u take it to fighting lengths. But once your driving to the hospital because i broke your face and your brand new controller, you'll come back to the boards and pull a SKBM. Then I'll let you suck my d!ck to redeem yourself.

I'm sorry for calling eddie an ESE kid, however, 5150 is still an insecure little *****.

Oh and where did i try to redeem myself?

 

[OF 'til I OD]

Nintendogs

A quality game.

 

[Cherokee Warrior]

lol, by who? YOU? LOLOLOLOL! Cuz some n00b says I am going to get my *** kicked over a video game i should be scared? Sorry, but u have no credibility as far as I'm concerned(the whole midwest hates you anyway). So basically I'm really not scared. besides Florida owns IL and WI in smash.

It shows how mature u are on a video game fourm when u take it to fighting lengths. But once your driving to the hospital because i broke your face and your brand new controller, you'll come back to the boards and pull a SKBM. Then I'll let you suck my d!ck to redeem yourself.

I'm sorry for calling eddie an ESE kid, however, 5150 is still an insecure little *****.

Oh and where did i try to redeem myself?

lol, time out. first, am i kicking your *** over a video game? no. im kicking your *** over personally attacking eddie, without warrant.

second, all mw hates me? ROFL. name "all of mw" plz (kishes + some ohio people =/= all of mw).

I only made fun of eddie cuz he made fun of tip.

thats where you tried to redeem yourself.

 

[StripesOrBars]

LOL its funny that you even think you can kick someones *** when you've never seen the before. It shows how much of a little ***** you are hiding behind a computer. For all you know, I could be a 7 foot black guy who knows all forms of karate.

"Hey, guy who lives 1000 miles away, I'm going to kick your ***".

Nice bro.

Also I wasn't trying to redeem myslef, I could give 2 ****s if the mw hates me. LOL. They already do LOLOLOLOLOL.

You suck at smash so you try to make up for it by saying "Ill kick your ***" lol pvssy.

 

[NJzFinest]

For all you know, I could be a 7 foot black guy who knows all forms of karate.

LOL, I almost fit that description

 

[Sighrax]

what's funny is that if cherokee warrior ever tries anything with doodah he has to answer to tipman and nbpmike and myself :/

 

[StripesOrBars]

LOL I was wondering where my body guards were.

 

[JUST A PIECE OF MEAT!!]

fl is not a friendly smash community we break gc with our bare hands and contrllers and we punch walls and talk **** to each other and south fl is full of angry black people who would kick ur *** irl... so yea thats fl for u. btw tipman is worst person u wanna **** around wiht that man is a beast.. he loooks ganon too..

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

what's funny is that if cherokee warrior ever tries anything with doodah he has to answer to tipman and nbpmike and myself :/

those are some big motha ****ers..... but its all over when the mw releases luke lol gg mw > fl.

 

[StripesOrBars]

Eh, the midwest is a region.

FL<MW

SE(minus Alambama and Mississippi)>MW

 

[cultofrubik]

dude cherokee....you give us folk from Illinois a bad name. thanks a lot. ill remember the next time i see you i'll kick YOUR ***. freaking idiot... gtfo my state.

 

[JUST A PIECE OF MEAT!!]

those are some big motha ****ers..... but its all over when the mw releases luke lol gg mw > fl.

not if we realease synikal first then its oveer gg

 

[XZalla]

John - Worst "word" ever..

Why not just say excuses?

 

[Linguini]

Nah, we would just send NBP Mike and he'd take everyone out

 

[ꓰspeon]

Wow this guide is near perfect. What am I saying, it IS perfect. :bigthumbu

John - Worst "word" ever..
Why not just say excuses?

Excuse is two syllables. Excuses is even three. John is only one, making it perfect for fast statements like "No johns". Moreover, John (I guess) comes from the name (or the nickname) of the one who abused them and excuses sounds sissy.

 

[NJzFinest]

• Black people are inherently good at this shit!

I like this one

 

[Zook]

After reading some of the replies to this thread, I now understand why all the respected members stay outta the Disc.

 

[HoChiMinhTrail]

After reading some of the replies to this thread, I now understand why all the respected members stay outta the Disc.

get froed son.

 

[RockCrock]

wow this topic is amazing.

Environmental johns are too good.

Things to add:
Infinite recovery
Kill Stealer
"I hit the button but my character didn't do anything" rofl
Game cheats for ______
Jewish

 

[XZalla]

Actually... "john" is a good term!

Gameplay Johns FTW!! xD

 

[cradmazy_SKAG]

hahaha this topic is incredibl3.

n00b / lack of advanced tech skill johns anyone??

 

[Kyle Broflovski]

John - Worst "word" ever..

Why not just say excuses?

Take it up with Crystal City boy. They started the phrase. They had a friend named John who always made up lame excuses for losing. They also started adding a c sound to the end of words.

Like splitsies.

 

[Flak]

so wait, are sportsmanship johns bad?

 

[KevinM]

If it's not one of Peach's turnips or Y/Link's bombs, they are.


I also fail to see how any of these take away from the "validity or quality of the competition."

Yea i have to agree teliing someone nice match is a good way to show sportsmanship and good gamesmanship, redundant yes but the point is there heh.

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

Jesus tap dancing christ!! What isn't a john now?

 

[Vall3y]

I also fail to see how any of these take away from the "validity or quality of the competition."

you blame your loss in the fact your opponent had a "Good atch", or a "Nice combo" etc.

 

[leafgreen386]

you blame your loss in the fact your opponent had a "Good atch", or a "Nice combo" etc.

...or perhaps you had a close match that you thought was fun and you were... I dunno... telling them that?

I don't freaking tell someone gg if I play badly and lose. I also don't freaking tell someone gg if they clearly made a huge mistake that cost them the match. A "good game" is by definition (imo), a close, fun match, regardless of the outcome.

If they combo'd you, and you couldn't get out of it, saying "nice combo" is an acknowledgement of their skill. It's not an excuse as to why you lost. Saying "If it weren't for that combo of yours, I could've won," or "I DIed really bad on that..." on the other hand, now that's making an excuse out of it.

Complimenting your opponent doesn't have anything to do with johning. In fact, acknowledging your opponent's skill is the exact opposite of a john. A john is an excuse as to why you lost; you think you should've won for some reason, and you are refusing to acknowledge your opponent's skill.