TigerWoods
Smash Champion
INTRUDER ALERT
An intruder is trying to break into your place of residence... and he/she is pretty close to getting inside.
The phone lines are cut... your cellphone is nowhere to be found... you're alone... and escape is not an option...
Utilizing only what you have in your place of residence(NO CHEATING), how will YOU defend yourself?
Anything goes.
For me... I'd throw my glass lamp and guitars(NOOO) at him first. Then, I'd reach for my bo staff and see what I can do. I don't have much... so that's pretty much it for my plan...
Hopefully you have more interesting ideas...