If you could change anything about yourself...

[Pikaville]

This just kinda popped in to my head and I though it might be an interesting thread.

Personally Id change my upper legs(weirdly specific but let me explain)

I sometimes get spots on my upper legs and they look horrible.I never get spots on my face or anywhere else just my upper legs and it pisses me off.

Otherwise im happy with myself.

What about you guys out there?

 

[Fuelbi]

Not specifically my name but its annoying when you got a unisex name. In my parents country it is a guys name but in the US its a girls name. But srsly Id like to change my height itd be nice to ride all the roller coasters (Im that little) and Id like to participate in sports like baskefball. Im so small that when I throw it doesnt even reach the basket

 

[GALE 14]

ohhh i must say that i'm to big
LOL

 

[Fuelbi]

ohhh i must say that i'm to big
LOL

How is it that all the big people seem to complain about that. There are more benifits for bigger people than there are for smaller people

 

[A17]

not necessarily... Little people look less fearsome, so smart people would feel bad if they hurt you.
I'm only 5' 5". A little taller would be nice, but I honestly don't mind.

If I could change anything about myself...

Either have a better social life... or be able to play the drums or any instrument. (I play rock band though)
I'd never change my artistic talent for anything..

 

[digitalmaster287]

I would probably make myself either physically stronger, or more able to deal with real life (there are a LOT of seemingly obvious and normal things I can't do, like prepare basic meals, ride a bike (just learned a month ago), swim, etc.)

 

[victra♥]

My butt is kinda big, my legs are (I think) a little too short in proportion to my body. My feet are big too, I don't like my nose, I wish my hair grew out a bit longer and faster.

I am now self -conscious of my body.

 

[Fuelbi]

I also hate how I have a big fat *** and when I take off my shirtit feels like Im a fatty and even though Ij actually pretty skinny I end up feeling pretty self concsious 'bout myself

 

[KillaLotus]

I would love 2 turn my sexiness down a bit....nah in all seriousity I would love 4 my mustache and beard 2 grow faster I want the policeman mustache

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

I would love 2 turn my sexiness down a bit....nah in all seriousity I would love 4 my mustache and beard 2 grow faster I want the policeman mustache

AUGH! Seriousity? What kind of word is that?!

On Topic:

I would remove my paranoias (disease, nausea, death, etc...) and finally live a life where I can enjoy myself instead of constantly worrying.

 

[StinkomanFan]

My weight, I used to be skinny and then food came into my life.

 

[PsychopathicEmus]

i would have more self-control. lack of self-control is killing me ><"

 

[KillaLotus]

AUGH! Seriousity? What kind of word is that?!

On Topic:

I would remove my paranoias (disease, nausea, death, etc...) and finally live a life where I can enjoy myself instead of constantly worrying.

just a funny word I made up

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Hmm...I would like to gain a little bit more height. I'm 5 foot 10, but most of the kids at my school are at least 6 foot .

Some muscles wouldn't hurt either, that way I can rip open my shirt with my awesomeness xD.

 

[Alessandra]

My nose... it has a wittle bump at the bridge that drives me insane.

 

[bleyva]

my Snake needs a minor buff, if ya know what i mean LOL

Spoiler

soooo ronery ;_;

 

[Mota]

Perfect vision, hate glasses

15cm/6inches more height

Never getting an illness of any form ever again.

 

[Denzi]

Perfect vision, hate glasses


Never getting an illness of any form ever again.

I was going to say nothing, but perfect vision would be nice -is legally blind-

I don't think we can change things in such a way that we become superhuman.

 

[ChAlz]

I wish I could be more dedicated to things such as school and staying physically active.

 

[Medli]

I'd love to have perfect vision.

 

[D13]

Yeah, perfect vision sounds great. If not that, I'd like straighter teeth. I had braces for a few years, but it feels like my teeth are moving back to where they were. :/

 

[zrky]

I probably would want to change the way I over think things. It drives me crazy when something is extremely simple but I just over think it ends up being hard for me. It doesn't help to over think when your a gymnast (which is why I would change that)

 

[Pikaville]

Its kinda stange all the people here talking about getting rid of glasses.Then again I have no idea what its like.

Alot of my mates who wear glasses seem to like them because it gives them a "look".

I also have an outy belly button which I dont really care about,but an inny would just look nicer.

Good thing my stomach takes the eyes away(in the good way)

Also Bleyva your "Snake "probably isint as small as you think it is.

 

[nicekid76]

If I could change somthing about myself I would go back and time and work out more instead of just going to practice like nothing up

 

[teeman92]

being able to talk to girls...seriosly, why i always have a clinch up?

 

[kirbywizard]

I would make my head a little smaller, my head is above average in size, so I kinda feel misplaced when I walk around in public. I don't mind it to much, but it's a pain trying to get a good hair style.

 

[StinkomanFan]

I would make my head a little smaller, my head is above average in size, so I kinda feel misplaced when I walk around in public.

That's what she said
Another thing I'd like different is my acne problems. Stupid skin, being an *******.

 

[Pikaville]

Dont worry stinkoman.

Your still young,the acne will fade,you'll get taller and fill out,plus your weiner gets bigger and lets not forget the best part which is the beard.

Its really all uphill from 13-18.What age are you by the way if you dont mind me asking?

 

[Mota]

being able to talk to girls...seriosly, why i always have a clinch up?

Lol same here man. D*** WUSSINESS!

Working on it though.

 

[Jonkku]

I'd change some of my genes..

Not even kidding; genetic disorders ftl. (No, it's nothing serious (yet), but it's still there)

Or my eyes..
My depth perception blows because I need to rely on monocular cues most of the time.
It's extremely bad for object that are within my arms' reach (I hit my hand on a door - or try to grab thin air - atleast once a day while trying to grab the handle...)

 

[_umbra_]

I'd like to see out of both eyes instead of just one... or not have colitis/acid reflux/whatever else I have -_-

 

[bleyva]

Lol same here man. D*** WUSSINESS!

Working on it though.

i dont think its all that hard, if you see a girl you want to **** just get in her face and never take no for an answer (like those suave dudes in 1940s movies).

and as they prepare to shut the door in your face, just slam it back open and say "Oh, you didnt know? Im McDingus, and McDingus dont take no for an answer. Might as well give up while you still have energy". probably works everytime.

 

[teeman92]

i dont think its all that hard, if you see a girl you want to **** just get in her face and never take no for an answer (like those suave dudes in 1940s movies).

and as they prepare to shut the door in your face, just slam it back open and say "Oh, you didnt know? Im McDingus, and McDingus dont take no for an answer. Might as well give up while you still have energy". probably works everytime.

i dont want a girlfriend to...uhm...intercourse. since im not allowed to. but that seems to be the reason why i lose so many. i mean, im nice and handsome, but not robust with myself

 

[bleyva]

i dont want a girlfriend to...uhm...intercourse. since im not allowed to. but that seems to be the reason why i lose so many. i mean, im nice and handsome, but not robust with myself

not allowed to....wow, which cult do you belong to? :D

but seriously, the prospect of sex is generally what causes anxiety in males when approaching females. thats why im a little confused by your predicament; if sexuality is removed from the equation, whats so difficult about a platonic relationship?

btw when youre ready to start really hunting, DONT expect to catch anything desirable with "nice and handsome" as your main weapons; girls dont care about that crap (well, some will say they do, but they wont really until theyre in their 30s, past their sexual prime). testosterone-fueled confidence and demeanor is what will get you the girls you want, looks and personality are secondary. at our age, this is why masculine men get feminine girls, and non-masc men are left with non-fem girls (ie fat, ugly), or nothing at all.

 

[BluePeachy100]

I would change everything, the way I look, feel, personality, my worth as a person.

 

[Mota]

i dont think its all that hard, if you see a girl you want to **** just get in her face and never take no for an answer (like those suave dudes in 1940s movies).

and as they prepare to shut the door in your face, just slam it back open and say "Oh, you didnt know? Im McDingus, and McDingus dont take no for an answer. Might as well give up while you still have energy". probably works everytime.

LOL Bleyva, you must be pro with the ladies
Might be slapped with a restraining order but who cares, definitely trying this.

And what Bleyva says about the whole looks is secondary is very true, you gotta have confidence and take the lead, decisiveness.

 

[Pikaville]

Women reach their sexual prime after their 30's.

Men reach it between 16-22.

Which means that I have 1 year left of good hard romping......YEAH RIGHT!

 

[bleyva]

Women reach their sexual prime after their 30's.

Men reach it between 16-22.

never bought into this school of thought:

Men: once a horndog, always a horndog (unless you get castrated or something). its just that as you age, you gotta find ways to suppress it, as to look more civil or mature, but its always there.

Women: females are at their most desirable around the same time that men are at their most epic levels of alpha-horniness. so they know they dont have to work for anything or act interested, they KNOW its coming to THEM. but as the years wear on, with fresher, newer crop coming into the market each day, a woman in her mid 30s aint gonna have what she wants simply coming to her, so shes gotta work for it.

shes no hornier than before, shes just more aggressive for it cause she HAS to be.

btw i acknowledge that some of this may seem a bit callous or cynical, but its basically true when you look at the general (mindless) public.

 

[SuperStar21]

I wish my hair was longer( that is I could have it longer without breaking a stupid dress code) and that I was faster and taller. But I am as good-looking as you can be

 

[Pikaville]

I would change everything, the way I look, feel, personality, my worth as a person.

Really I kinda feel like your being a little hard on yourself.

Why do you want to change everything?There must be something about yourself you like.

Oh and please dont say you would change your worth as a human,because every human is worth as much as the last as long as they treat others right.