If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[Chris Lionheart]

431. A lot of people on these forums think that Ike should be removed in the next game. Apparently, being the most popular character in the casual (majority) community, thus decreasing the sales of the next game if he is removed, means nothing at all.

432. Star Fox does not deserve more than 3-4 reps despite being one of the founding series of Nintendo.

433. Fire Emblem does not deserve more than 3 reps despite being one of the fastest growing series with many amazing characters.

434. SSB needs more female reps (this one is not sarcasm.)

435. Master Chief should be in SSB4 despite never appearing on a Nintendo game.

436. The easiest way to get your thread stickied is to make a thread arguing that Masterchief should be in Brawl.

 

[Fatmanonice]

437. If you lose matches with your main, switch to Snake or Metaknight immediately because taking the easy way out is always the best option. If you fail with Snake or Metaknight... wait, is that even possible?

438. There is no such thing as the search button.

439. There is nothing wrong reviving threads that have been dead for weeks. When doing so, be sure to make your post as short as possible and talk as if everyone who particapted is still in the thread even if they haven't logged on in days.

440. People genuinely care what tier your character so be sure to make long fiery arguements about why you think they are top/high tier. Also, anyone who is better than your character is automatically cheap.

441. If someone asks a question and you don't know the answer, do your best to make up one because that will truely be benefital to whoever asked. Also, don't be afraid to make up stories/terms to make yourself appear insightful.

442. You are required to have your mains in your sig. Yes, that means all 20 of them and those you plan on using in SSB4. *Looks at the post above and just about loses it.*

 

[Charizard92]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake

~Remaining~
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Lucas
Link
Game & Watch
Bowser
Marth
DK
Falco
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Gannondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Kn

 

[OmegaXXII]

443. that the next Smash Bros. will not be done by Sakurai (hopefully by someone else)

444. Melee is technically better while Brawl is casually better

445. Zero-Suit Samus is HOT!

446.tripping sucks which makes Brawl suck and should be removed in the next smash game

 

[Veggi]

442. You are required to have your mains in your sig. Yes, that means all 20 of them and those you plan on using in SSB4. *Looks at the post above and just about loses it.*

I understand about alot of people having their mains in their signature, but I havn't noticed anyone with 20 and I only remember one with characters not in Smash Bros. Also the post above you only has 12 in the signature.

 

[Feocart]

447. Johns

 

[Feocart]

*Ignore the n00bish double post*

448. Double posting is penalized by death.

 

[SirKibble]

449. When counting playable female characters, most people will list Marth and/or Pit before Nana.

450. Despite the assumption that all characters have a "fair," the only true "fair" among the Brawl females is Zelda, because Peach is fine, Samus/ZSS is hot, and in accordance with the previous item, Nana doesn't count.

451. Saying "Falcon" or "PK" before anything that isn't an actual Smash move means you have a vast knowledge of the inner workings of Super Smash Bros., as well as a phenomenal sense of humor.

452. Between Melee and Brawl, Captain Falcon became the property of the NERF company.

453. Assist Trophies suck. Every Assist Trophy character should have been playable.

454. People can come up with a lot of random things that they learned from this place.

455. This thread is an awesome example of item #454.

 

[Chris Lionheart]

449. When counting playable female characters, most people will list Marth and/or Pit before Nana.

450. Despite the assumption that all characters have a "fair," the only true "fair" among the Brawl females is Zelda, because Peach is fine, Samus/ZSS is hot, and in accordance with the previous item, Nana doesn't count.

451. Saying "Falcon" or "PK" before anything that isn't an actual Smash move means you have a vast knowledge of the inner workings of Super Smash Bros., as well as a phenomenal sense of humor.

452. Between Melee and Brawl, Captain Falcon became the property of the NERF company.

453. Assist Trophies suck. Every Assist Trophy character should have been playable.

454. People can come up with a lot of random things that they learned from this place.

455. This thread is an awesome example of item #454.

WIN!

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[Red the Ghost]

456. Spamming taunts, esp. with Ike or Captain Falcon, is the best way to win With Anyone matches online

 

[roy_owns]

No contest here, Dark Link wins!

Today will be Yeti DK Vs. Classic King Dedede!

 

[linksys1221]

yeti DK all the way

 

[Frown]

435. Master Chief should be in SSB4 despite never appearing on a Nintendo game.

Create a sticky about it as well.

 

[Frown]

457. You are too slow.

 

[Frown]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser

~Remaining~
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Lucas
Link
Game & Watch
Marth
DK
Falco
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Fatmanonice]

I understand about alot of people having their mains in their signature, but I havn't noticed anyone with 20 and I only remember one with characters not in Smash Bros. Also the post above you only has 12 in the signature.

This thread is loaded with sarcasm, satire, and hyperboles, keep that in mind.

 

[Mini Mic]

458. The time before the same joke may be repeated depends on both the speed at which the topic moves and the number of pages. In the case of all 9000 related jokes you need only wait 1 post before making the joke again.

 

[Rickerdy-doo-da-day]

459. If you claim to Fight for you Friend's but in reality you don't have any friend's, you create a paradox

460. Using Sonic's side taunt is the quickest way to making friends

461. By killing 20 Fighting Wire Frames Fighting Alloys in a single round of Cruel Melee Brawl, you can unlock Sonic (sorry I couldn't help myself ><)

462. The greatest crime against humanity would be to break Captain Falcon's arm. Or his leg

 

[PCHU]

463. Those who put apostrophes before 's's when they are unnecessary should be PK Flamed to their Falcon Death.
Example:
Number 459.

464. You can't fight for your friends if you're continually getting your butt kicked.
465. Apparently your friends should fight for you.

 

[Airgemini]

Classic Dedede.

 

[---]

Classic King Dedede

 

[Dime]

You’re banned for not knowing where our planet is located within the solar system.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Your banned for copyrighting an american currency.

 

[Ukiyasan]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Lucas

~Remaining~
Fox
Zero Suit Samus

Link
Game & Watch
Marth
DK
Falco
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[KSUkid]

466.

467. Everything in a topic, no matter how long, is a reply to the OP and may be ignored in light of your argument.

468. On With Anyone, the most effective strategy to avoiding being attacked is to convince everyone else to constantly taunt or crouch-dance.

469.

 

[Ukiyasan]

Yeti DK all the way

 

[Chris Lionheart]

Your banned because you like Ridley Kirby.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Your banned for hating a person who likes ridley Kirby.

 

[Charizard92]

Yeti DK!!!!

 

[Charizard92]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Lucas
Fox

~Remaining~
Zero Suit Samus
Link
Game & Watch
Marth
DK
Falco
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight
Reply With Quote

 

[Frown]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Lucas
Fox
Donkey Kong

~Remaining~
Zero Suit Samus
Link
Game & Watch
Falco
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight
Reply With Quote

 

[Frown]

470. Marth looks like a woman.
471. Three characters have Landmaster as their final smash.
472. The term "Over 9000" is a good way to describe flashing lights and extraordinary strength.
473. Zero Suit Samus and Snake have tight costumes.
473. 470, 471, 472 and 473 are the four subjects used in the later pages of the "Funny Brawl Pics" thread.

 

[Ukiyasan]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Lucas
Fox
Donkey Kong
Falco

~Remaining~
Zero Suit Samus
Link
Game & Watch
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Charizard92]

~Saved~
Toon Link
Yoshi
Luigi
Mario
PT
Kirby
Lucario
Pit
Pikachu
Ness
Jigglypuff
Peach
Diddy
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Lucas
Fox
Donkey Kong
Falco
Link

~Remaining~
Zero Suit Samus
Game & Watch
Ike
Wolf
Olimar
ROB
Zelda
Ganondorf

~Eliminated~
32- Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[LethalFishEater]

You banned for being a post ***** (453 posts in two months? wow)

 

[Frown]

You are banned for giving kids nightmares. The lethal fish eater is a scawwy woyd.

 

[Wolf of Ice]

Yeti DK by a mile.

 

[Banjodorf]

Yeti DK! Woo!

 

[notftomearth7]

Your banned for using an unoriginal username.

 

[platnum]

Your banned for a suspiciously over original username.