AquaTech
We hit the potjack
I'm guessing King Dedede, infinite Gordo glitch. Maybe Pit.
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If God played Brawl, who would he main?
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Smash Hero
Meta Knight.
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AquaTech
We hit the potjack
Oh, and of course Pokemon Trainer. You know, a triumvirate. They are three, yet they are still one.
kingdom-triforce
Smash Journeyman
Random.....
God wouldn't play Brawl
dancingfrogman
Smash Ace
Metaknight, his basically in GOD tier all ready
oh, and this is quite random
oh, and this is quite random
Samuelson
Smash Lord
God would be able to beat DDD's with Bowser.
justaway12
Smash Master
the holy and almighty capt.falcon so he can smite his non-belivers with the FALCON PAWNCH
Johnny Pteran
Smash Journeyman
I'm just gonna go on a limb here and say Pit. It would probably remind him of his younger days.
MyNameIsRyan
Smash Journeyman
No thats Meta Knight
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Kholdstare
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I doubt that God would play Brawl. This thread is blasphemy.
If he DID, he's main Pikminless Olimar and still win.
If he DID, he's main Pikminless Olimar and still win.
It was only a matter of time before someone would say that...=/
Kinzer
Mammy
He doesn't need to play Barlw, and even if you played a game against him, you would trip... to the blastzones.
Everytime you even think about making a move.
Everytime you even think about making a move.
Negi-Kun
Smash Lord
... Wow.
He would play Falcon. He doesn't even have to try. God's Smash skills are incomprehensible.
kosmoco
Smash Apprentice
He/she would main pit as he is some form of angel.
Thunderfoot
Smash Cadet
Master Hand.
GwJ
Smash Hero
Well, he would choose the coolest character, because it wouldn't matter who he was, he'd win. He'd probably be Snake, Captain Falcon, Falco, Mario...
Mith_
Smash Champion
Melee Falcon.
Dark Hart
Rejected by Azua
qft, he'd play a God's game: Melee.
YagamiLight
Smash Champion
An actual God (assuming one even exists) would not be caught playing this game. He wouldn't play Melee either for that matter.
But I suppose he'd use Mewtwo.
But I suppose he'd use Mewtwo.
PK-ow!
Smash Lord
I'm assuming we're asking what God would main if His will was to win. This isn't necessarily true, as there might be a greater good in His not winning, and His benevolent nature is often said to make Him incapable of doing otherwise (i.e., that the necessity of Him seeking the maximal good is what God's goodness *is*).
But putting that aside.
There are basically two answers to this.
If Metaphysical Free Will exists (implying God cannot perfectly know what you will do before you do it, because there is no fact of the matter about it until you do it), then God would, still possessing perfect reaction time, desire to use a character who could use attacks while still keeping up a good defense. So, he'd likely use a fast character. Someone like Falco. He would not have the problem of K.O.ing because we can infer that damage would never be a problem for Him. He could perfectly react until such time as something came into K.O. range. All He needs is the character than can force the approach (because otherwise, He would be forced to act, and this forces Him to give up the advantage of perfect reaction).
If Metaphysical Free Will doesn't exist (so something like Determinism is true), then God does know exactly everything you will do. Defeating any opponent is a matter of baiting and punishing, which is trivial for Him unless you camp, utterly. Thus, all He needs is a character than renders camping unviable, and who has at least a decent poking game. I don't know who satisfies the first criterion, but someone like Wario, maybe? Dedede?
If someone could fill out this part, I think we'd have our answer.
This was a fun exercise. Why did FastLikeMe ask?
My apologies to any theists who spot an uncapitalized pronoun for God.
But putting that aside.
There are basically two answers to this.
If Metaphysical Free Will exists (implying God cannot perfectly know what you will do before you do it, because there is no fact of the matter about it until you do it), then God would, still possessing perfect reaction time, desire to use a character who could use attacks while still keeping up a good defense. So, he'd likely use a fast character. Someone like Falco. He would not have the problem of K.O.ing because we can infer that damage would never be a problem for Him. He could perfectly react until such time as something came into K.O. range. All He needs is the character than can force the approach (because otherwise, He would be forced to act, and this forces Him to give up the advantage of perfect reaction).
If Metaphysical Free Will doesn't exist (so something like Determinism is true), then God does know exactly everything you will do. Defeating any opponent is a matter of baiting and punishing, which is trivial for Him unless you camp, utterly. Thus, all He needs is a character than renders camping unviable, and who has at least a decent poking game. I don't know who satisfies the first criterion, but someone like Wario, maybe? Dedede?
If someone could fill out this part, I think we'd have our answer.
This was a fun exercise. Why did FastLikeMe ask?
My apologies to any theists who spot an uncapitalized pronoun for God.
Kinzer
Mammy
It's a joke, don't worry about it.
I still think God would probably own hard if he played this game.
I still think God would probably own hard if he played this game.
yummynbeefy
Smash Champion
i think he would play pit obviosuly because technically he is an angel in a way so maebe he would play pit
and im suprised only 2 other ppl said that
and im suprised only 2 other ppl said that
Dragoomba
Smash Lord
White Ganondorf.
Team Giza
Smash Lord
I don't know probably whatever character would get the most noticed. Yahweh seems like quite the attention ***** from what I've heard of the guy.
Chis
Finally a legend
God would play melee instead.
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Snowstalker
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If God played Brawl, he would main Captain Falcon
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Jiangjunizzy
Smash Lord
not even god would be able to deal with the boredom that competitive brawl has to offer
Endless Nightmares
Smash Master
[insert trolling post about God playing Melee instead]
Kinzer
Mammy
I would get bored of always winning with no challenge too.
God would be so BA, he could make you trip in Melee.
IWontGetOverTheDam
Smash Lord
God would play as himself: Meta Knight.
DRD
Smash Lord
A perfect being would of course have perfect reflexes. This means that even camping would make no difference; unless God is playing against a camping opponent who has the ability to jump over him and get to the other side of the stage to continue camping with lasers, for example, the amount of damage he takes will be inconsequential. At 999%, God would have just as much chance of winning as he would have at 0%. If the opponent cannot make contact with God's character, then it does not matter what percentage he has been dealt.
He may simply choose to walk up to his opponent, while taking laser damage. If Fox, or Falco, in trying to make their way to a more advantageous position, attempt to pass him, God, having a priori knowledge of every movement that will be taken by his opponent, will simply intercept, perfectly.
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