HOBO 22: World Hobo practice session #1(FULL RESULTS ARE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Kawaii Poyo]

Sigh.....Isn't this enough proof Snake beats MK?

 

[DMG]

THESE AREN'T THE LEGIT RESULTS!

Christ

Hell PX and most/all of Dallas isn't even there lol.

 

[ADHD]

Oh shiz. Sexyknight is becoming a virgin!

It's okay dojo, we will still find the evidence that mk is clearly broken and is OVERCENTRALIZING THE GAME (despite there being only about two mks placing everywhere high at locals) and you will stop cheating people of their wins!

 

[OverLade]

Mah dood Razer. Good ****.

Was it finally recorded this time?

edit:
Wait DMG are you srs?

 

[DMG]

OH MY LORD I WILL GO INTO LEGENDARY DMG **** MODE AND BURN BODIES IF THIS CONTINUES!

THIS IMMENSE ******RY... ENDS HERE...

ASKLDJASLKDSADJLADJLASDLSAJASD THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL RESULTS READ MY WORDS ASDKLSJAKLDJALDKAL

Seriously

 

[PhantomX]

Lol, yeah, half of that results list isn't even at the tournament.

I certainly am not.

MurdaMoe the Troll - 1, Rest of OoS - 0

 

[Bloodcross]

1.razer(beat dojo in wf and gf)
2.dojo
3.gnes
4.sethlon
5.dphat
5.fogo
7.jerm
7.phantomx

Oh hi. You suck at trolling.

 

[ADHD]

OH MY LORD I WILL GO INTO LEGENDARY DMG **** MODE AND BURN BODIES IF THIS CONTINUES!

THIS IMMENSE ******RY... ENDS HERE...

ASKLDJASLKDSADJLADJLASDLSAJASD THESE ARE NOT THE ACTUAL RESULTS READ MY WORDS ASDKLSJAKLDJALDKAL

Seriously

We've been trolled? Or are we being trolled by a troll claiming we have been trolled? If you are trolling, such trollery has never been committed before. The mindgames, this is genius.

 

[DMG]

THIS GUY ISN'T EVEN FROM TEXAS HOW THE HELL WOULD HE KNOW?

Cmon ADHD and Halberd... Cmon...

ADHD: YES! That guy, who is not from Texas, basically COPIED AND PASTED the FS8 results... and put them in here. Half or more of those people listed... aren't even attending the tournament lol

 

[OverLade]

1.razer(beat dojo in wf and gf)
2.dojo
3.gnes
4.sethlon
5.dphat
5.fogo
7.jerm
7.phantomx



EDIT: LOL. dis ****** xyro didnt update twitter.

these are fs8 results. my bad yo.

And this dude goes and ads insult to injury by LYING LIKE A LIL *****.

So cold son...so cold.

 

[Bloodcross]

1. Jama?
2. Jama?
3. Jama?
4. Jama?
5. Jama?
5. Jama?
7. Jama?
7. Jama?

This is right. Not lying. There's more Jama? to come I'm sure.

 

[DMG]

Has anyone ever wondered why Dratini looks like a vibrator and evolves into a Soccer Mom like figure?

 

[OverLade]

1. Jama?
2. Jama?
3. Jama?
4. Jama?
5. Jama?
5. Jama?
7. Jama?
7. Jama?

This is right. Not lying. There's more Jama? to come I'm sure.

****...major upsets.

 

[*Tyson*]

Top 3

Gnes
Lee Martin
Razer

This is all i know, if i was informed correctly.

 

[CO18]

Top 3

Gnes
Lee Martin
Razer

This is all i know, if i was informed correctly.

in that order or no?

 

[MurdaMoe]

Lol, yeah, half of that results list isn't even at the tournament.

I certainly am not.

MurdaMoe the Troll - 1, Rest of OoS - 0

beast

 

[*Tyson*]

CO18, yeah in that order

Gnes beat Razer in Winners, and Lee beat him in Losers i am assuming.

 

[Max Ketchum]

1. Jama?
2. Jama?
3. Jama?
4. Jama?
5. Jama?
5. Jama?
7. Jama?
7. Jama?

This is right. Not lying. There's more Jama? to come I'm sure.

****...major upsets.

I ****ing DIED at this ****.

 

[D. Disciple]

That made my ****ing night lmao moe.

 

[Player-4]

CO18, yeah in that order

Gnes beat Razer in Winners, and Lee beat him in Losers i am assuming.

This is correct.^

Gnes and Lee split for singles

Gnes/Razer split with Lee/Trela for doubles

Lee split with Razer for low tier

and who gives a **** about low tier doubles.

 

[Gnes]

Gnes and trela won low tier doubles wahahaha...

i went all snake cept against razer who i went diddy against...also...im ****ing tired.

 

[GHNeko]

****. I had fun.

Best. IHOP. Visit. EVER.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Yup I got 3rd in regular singles. Gnes lies about not going Diddy till he plays me .

Then I got tornadoed. Eh didn't care about regular singles as much anymore this tourney. Cared about low tier and got to GF's in both events :D. Next one I'll pick it up.

Also, just got home. Maybe going to IHOP at 12:30 is a bad idea lol.

 

[DMG]

In Russia, you pick up Tornado.

 

[Angel.M <3 C:]

Hi guyssssss <3

 

[Crizthakidd]

USA USA USA!!!

wait texas may be in the usa

 

[Max Ketchum]

Good **** my dude Gnes! We both repped hard this weekend.

 

[Gnes]

I have never placed in the money in any of HOBO's Smash Events.

It's time to break that record this time.

U did bud ^_^

congrats

Good **** my dude Gnes! We both repped hard this weekend.

Yep...thanks man...feels good ^_^

 

[C.S. Dinah]

Although I didnt make it far in the rounds, I still had a great time.

LOL I Hop

 

[junebug]

amazing stuff trela and lee! keep this domination up!

 

[TheJerm]

This was one of the funnest hobo's in a while imo. Brawl is really nerv racking but whatever, I need to go into training mode. Hyro and jash are too far ahead of me.

 

[Esca]

I can teach you what you need to do against Falco jerm!

I noticed what you were doing wrong.

Good **** to my guys EscaJr. And CxC.

Also I'm very disappointed that P-4 uses CY Gnes stuff. Very suprising.

 

[R1OT]

This was one of the funnest hobo's in a while imo. Brawl is really nerv racking but whatever, I need to go into training mode. Hyro and jash are too far ahead of me.

hyro is so awesome

i was sitting behind you guys when you were practicing like... i dunno... TL secrets against snake or something

also yes i had mega fun

shoutouts

xyro - ur a *****

gnes - RAAAAAPE

royr - i am never using peach against u ever again. marth dittos from now on

rockettrainer - ur a *****

trela - LIL BUDDY

razer - LIL BUDDY

furbs - u seem upset. just relax. i did horrible at this tournament but i had fun. just focus on the fun stuff

jerm - melee lol

SHadowPJ - .

neko - u were so loud at ihop i thought we were gonna get kicked out. lol

ninja - ur a cool guy, thanks for coming and staying with us

tallman - you shoulda came, DISAPPOINTING

P4 - our match was fun. lol we kept getting interrupted. sorry for taking ur dollar

i am so ****ing tired and kinda sick from trip in truck. too much wind

anybody else i forgot im sorry plz forgive me

also i suck, hopefully next hobo i can make it past thoity thoid

edit: new facebook is really gay

 

[Zori]

no shoutout from me this time but all i got to say is.........







































THE GREEN LESBOT YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





jk shoutouts soon :x

 

[R1OT]

also one complaint: can we somehow get the last room back, the smash hallway was kinda cool but the other room is way better

 

[TheJerm]

^ this this this this.

 

[Trela]

*breaks not-placing-in-the-money record*

Here's my summary of what happened to me at this event:

- Me and Lee get 2nd in Regular Doubles and manage to get a split in with you know who.
- Gnes 3 stocks me with Snake.
- Hyro beats me 2-1 and I get 7th in Regular Singles.
- Razer BARELY F'ING beats me 2-1 in Low Tier Singles.
- Gnes 3 stocks me with Snake.
- Inui beats me with GANON 2-1 because I bailed on him for Lee. I get 9th.
- Me and Gnes beat Razer and Lee 2-1 then Inui and Xyro 3-1 and get 1st in Low Tier Doubles. Squirtle.
- GNES 3 STOCKS ME WITH SNAKE.

Bringing 75$ home makes my family happy

 

[R1OT]

TRAINER TIPS:

trela is the best.

period. comma.

 

[GHNeko]

R1OT, the back of the table is top tier. How can you NOT be lol-ing it up.

 

[Popertop]

sounds like it was tasty, can't wait to see vids