Alright, here's the condition of my seven controllers:
1. The link sticker. I've used it since I first started playing. Perfectly functional and very shiny.
2. The ness sticker. off and on it works properly; currently the control stick's calibration is ****ed.
3. The fake white one. Z button clicks loudly, buttons are stiff, feels like sandpaper, and the control stick gets stuck.
4. A Macro controller. Perfectly functional but oddly shaped and not playable.
5. A silver one that someone never picked up from a tournament. It simply does not work.
6. A blue one with a C stick that thinks it's upside down.
7. A Turbo one that I got for Christmas. Perfectly functional, but only useful for dumb games like Mario Party.
EDIT: lol this video is too good
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5775295231977006255
me and jeff making fun of chillin and ken (he's marth, i'm peach)
from like 2007 lmfao. i was digging through all my old videos