Saw safehaven made the last post.
Bet friend $5 he was keeping this going without actually saying anything, just randomly typing sentences with no punctuation or capitalization.
won $5.
HotshotGG is streaming as Orianna right now and failing hard. Other than farming super well, which is easy on Orianna, he's not doing much at all. I suppose his team is awful, and Ori is not the kind of champ you can carry with if your team sucks.
Which brings up a good point: even at high Elo, there are really really bad players who do ******** stuff. I was facepalming watching this stream. Not at Hotshot, because he doesn't make huge bad plays much. But the kids he was playing with were doing the stuff that I complain about at 1300 Elo. Mummy just barely escaped a 1v3 and then just randomly bandage tossed back in, trying to trade his life for someone in that pack who was remotely low. Of course he died first. Karthus was 1v2 at half hp, and as soon as orianna shielded him, he ran back in and died in like 2 seconds without doing any meaningful damage whatsoever.
Why do people like to die so much in this game?
It makes me wish they would make a survival mode, where if you die, you're out. Just to make people learn how to not die all the time.