Global Enterprises Crew Thread: Thread Updated!

[SLIM]

F**king cowboys fans are the worst...tho i shouldn't be talking since in Philly they boo Santa Claus lol.
Screw melee and f**k brawl, ya'll need to get at me and my smexy Falcon in SSB64. 1 grab = u ded.

I don't even need a grab sonnnn

up a all day

I'll take you both to the Gammon Hole and maybe to the Gammon Patio

Don't hate on my cowboys truth.

best ivysar in the western hemisphere

 

[_umbra_]

The first post has finally been updated! Mav designed the new layout, and I made some changes here and there. Good ****, Mav! Also, a belated welcome to Colaya, Berserker Swordsman, and Fizzle!

 

[M@v]

llmmmmaaaooo @ the new slim pic

 

[SLIM]

I love the new update to the first post, just a few problems:

1) How come there is no smash 64 crew achievements?

2) My picture is good, but im not too big on nana's face being a bacon double cheeseburger. you could have used my popo pic for nana as well

3) I don't use fox in melee anymore

4) Just put a pic of popo for my melee backups with the word slim before it

5) There needs to be a picture of all of us at the top. GINYU FORCE STYLE!!!!

Other than that, this is completely epic.

I love it.

 

[_umbra_]

1) because no one actually plays that anymore, and idk if any of us have ever actually gone to a 64 tournament lol

2) it's a bacon double cheeseburger because bacon double hamburgers are for *******.

3) w/e

4) nope

5)there's not enough people in the ginyu force T_T

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

I think thtere's only one problem... needs more cowbell

 

[SLIM]

1) because no one actually plays that anymore, and idk if any of us have ever actually gone to a 64 tournament lol

2) it's a bacon double cheeseburger because bacon double hamburgers are for *******.

3) w/e

4) nope

5)there's not enough people in the ginyu force T_T

You really didn't need to sound like a jerk when you responded, but whatever.

1) 64 is fun so i thought it would be fun to do that.

2) i really don't like the fact that my teammate is a burger

4) can't you just do something like this SLIM

5) the ginyu force thing was just sarcastic, but we should get a crew pic of everyone

 

[M@v]

He doesn't like his teammate is a burger because he would eat it not team with it.

(But seriously, who wouldnt eat it?)

 

[Hitman JT]

Godot approves of the first post update.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Slim is a lactaphobe, what can ya do?


On topic, loving the updates, especially the retirement home lol. Great job M@v, the layout is really nicely set up. We need to get at least more pics; not everybody has to be in one, this way it is easier to perform. We could have NEPA have a pic, State College have a pic, and Allentown/etc. have a pic. Then just label them with whose who, and send them over to umbra for preparation to put on the thread. Simple AND effective...

...other than that though, it's perfect. It's about time we had a legit first post lol.

P.S. Slim's pic just crazy awesome. The time put into it (5 minutes tops, i'm guessing) was well worth it.

 

[GwJ]

Just read my quote.

~Planks when he's losing~

Soooooooooo true. I hate losing, but I hate losing badly even worse. If I'm gonna lose, at least make it a technicality.

 

[_umbra_]

glad everyone likes the update ^_^

slim's pic actually took like 15 minutes, I was originally trying to make nana the wendy's girl but the pic wouldn't cooperate with me for some reason (***** was see through and I couldn't fix it).

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

O yeah Paul I have one more request I'm getting ronnie a smashboards thingy and he wants to start playing with us alot and get better so if u wanna add him his name is Bubbles

 

[_umbra_]

ok, if he's playing melee give me his info and i'll add him to the first post

if he's playing brawl I'll think about it...

 

[SLIM]

O yeah Paul I have one more request I'm getting ronnie a smashboards thingy and he wants to start playing with us alot and get better so if u wanna add him his name is Bubbles

Bubbles the monkey or Bubbles the blue powerpuff girl?

best ivysaur in the western hemisphere

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Bubbles the monkey or Bubbles the blue powerpuff girl?

best ivysaur in the western hemisphere

Good question....

 

[Hitman JT]

QUACK FOO

 

[M@v]

QUACK FOO

What this is I dont even....

 

[Hitman JT]

What this is I dont even....

Don't knock the quack foo or the quack foo will knock YOU.

 

[Camalange]

lol, i love the pic you used for me xD

 

[Dobs1007]

Dobs News

Life is good I am thinking about throwing a one day out of retirement tourney to raise money for Thon as it is only reason I said would play game Possible date is either Jan 30 or Feb 6th melee only if works out I will be teaming most likely with LatexRhombus his one day out of retirement return as well. I plan on only competing in doubles but would prob play some friendlies.

Let me know what date works best for u guys

 

[M@v]

the inventor of dobsgames and the wielder of the sextorch teaming? o**** son.

 

[The Real Bubbles]

A mixture of both (mostly leaning twords the monkey)

Gammon and chris

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

Bubbles the monkey or Bubbles the blue powerpuff girl?

best ivysaur in the western hemisphere

Good question....

Dobs News

Life is good I am thinking about throwing a one day out of retirement tourney to raise money for Thon as it is only reason I said would play game Possible date is either Jan 30 or Feb 6th melee only if works out I will be teaming most likely with LatexRhombus his one day out of retirement return as well. I plan on only competing in doubles but would prob play some friendlies.

Let me know what date works best for u guys

Any time DOBS any time (as long as gammon doesn't mind)

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

why did I quote chris and gammon

 

[the melon!!!!!]

why did I quote chris and gammon

It's a conspiracy I tell you! A CONSPIRACY!!!

In other news, just saw Angels & Demons today, gotta say it was just a great, great movie, twice as good as The DaVinci Code. Has anybody else here seen it, and what did u think?

Also, Slim, if u do go to the tournament on Saturday anyway, are u gonna go early on or just for melee?

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

It's a conspiracy I tell you! A CONSPIRACY!!!

In other news, just saw Angels & Demons today, gotta say it was just a great, great movie, twice as good as The DaVinci Code. Has anybody else here seen it, and what did u think?

Also, Slim, if u do go to the tournament on Saturday anyway, are u gonna go early on or just for melee?

I really don't think gammon is going, but I don't wanna talk for him thats just what I've heard from him

 

[_umbra_]

dave, $5 gammon manipulation mm?

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

manipulate all u want it's not gonna make your ***** any bigger

 

[_umbra_]

*fetal position*

 

[SLIM]

I really don't think gammon is going, but I don't wanna talk for him thats just what I've heard from him

I'm not sure if im going.

Money is tight and i need to finish christmas shopping.

If i go, its only for melee and then i leave.


best ivysaur in the western hemisphere

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

I'm thinking about purchasing this company.

 

[M@v]

I'm thinking about purchasing this company.

I already own 40% of TUSM Enterprises shares. Just a bit more then I'll own you.

 

[the melon!!!!!]

I'm thinking about purchasing this company.

Pepper needs new shorts!

But no, seriously, we own your life already lol.

 

[SLIM]

I'm thinking about purchasing this company.

No one buys us.

We buy you.


best ivysaur in the western hemisphere

 

[_umbra_]

我要一杯冰芦茶。谢谢。

 

[the melon!!!!!]

I GOT INTO PENN STATE! I GOT INTO PENN STATE!

**** just got real!

That is all...

 

[BEEFWHISTLE]

i Got Into Penn State! I Got Into Penn State!

**** Just Got Real!

That Is All...

Ahh Gay!!!!


Then again we have soeone that we could throw rocks at when we get bored

 

[the melon!!!!!]

Ahh Gay!!!!


Then again we have soeone that we could throw rocks at when we get bored

I'm 18, dude, I ain't a kid anymore! Ur just gonna have to find somebody else to throw rocks at. *sarcastic sad face*

In all seriousness, I can't believe how fast my application got reviewed and accepted, they only had my transcripts for 2 weeks, and my application for 4! It's just crazy! Still, no complaints here

 

[M@v]

we might as well make it the crew logo soon.