Gio vs. Battlecow @ Melee FC: Side Bets Thread

[The Star King]

no, he said he is fine with you playing kirby in a $50 MM

yeah, I was kind of expecting Battlecow to lose but it's looking pretty bad that you keep avoiding this GIO

 

[Morin0]

Yeah, this was looking pretty hype but not anymore.

 

[SheerMadness]

Come on noobs, did you really expect a $200 money match to happen?

It was never going to happen.

 

[WOTG]

I'd never put down $200 for smash lol, that's crazy.

 

[Olikus]

MM in smash is very common. About time it gets common for 64 too. Lets hope it will be at least a 50 dollar MM.

 

[ciaza]

i had a brilliant idea the other day in regards to the big aussie tournament

i'll perosnally sponsor like, everyone down here, most importantly: battlecow

because battlecow has promised to $15 000 mm me. so once i beat him i'll get all my money back for the cost of sponsoring everyone!

what does everyone think?

 

[asianaussie]

$10 on battlecow chickening out

 

[PGH Carroll]

$10 on battlecow chickening out

only a fool would bet against this man

 

[Battlecow]

i had a brilliant idea the other day in regards to the big aussie tournament

i'll perosnally sponsor like, everyone down here, most importantly: battlecow

because battlecow has promised to $15 000 mm me. so once i beat him i'll get all my money back for the cost of sponsoring everyone!

what does everyone think?

Man I chickened out of that like 6 months ago

No chickening left to do

 

[bertbusdriver]

$10 on bcow if this **** actually happens.

 

[Krynxe]

Cows are to be officially categorized as poultry.

 

[Battlecow]

Maaaaaan

Looks like sheer was right AGAIN, because ONCE AGAIN, my opponent is a giant vagina. Watch him keep on refusing to set rules until the actual tournament and then act like he didn't know what he was doing.

 

[PGH Carroll]

im pretty sure Gio will play whatever rules so why dont you put some rules down. Calm yourself this isn't till august. If I were you I'd actually go and get good at the game rather them beat my **** on SWF every second waiting for some sort of attention.

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

battlecow do you have any friends

 

[Hot_ArmS]

^deflecting from the moneymatch discussion

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

i thought i already said i'm playing kirby

if battlecow wants to be a ***** and do it for $50, that's fine

 

[ballin4life]

 

[Battlecow]

Aiight $50 (cash on table) best 3 of 5 on Dreamland, first character pick double blind followed by loser counterpicks. We on?

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

who needs blind pick when he's going PURE kirby?

 

[asianaussie]

because battlecow will counterpick link and camp hyrule

 

[Battlecow]

who needs blind pick when he's going PURE kirby?

For the sake of completeness. Don't want any mixups resulting from unclear rules, might as well include the unnecessary stuff.

 

[Juggleguy]

You forgot to mention the requirement that you have to bend over and suffer a slap from Gio's behemoth **** if you lose

 

[ballin4life]

do you mind explaining how you know Gio has a "behemoth ****"?

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

just ask any random babe in ann arbor

 

[clubbadubba]

For the sake of completeness. Don't want any mixups resulting from unclear rules, might as well include the unnecessary stuff.

For the sake of completeness you oughta state that this **** is n64 not melee. Just sayin

 

[PGH Carroll]

pretty much common knowledge nowadays

 

[Battlecow]

There will be no ****slapping from either party. If this rule is breached it results in an automatic forfeiture of two stocks, which may be applied retroactively. If this causes a different outcome, said outcome will be official and observed.

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

haha that post just makes it more likely i'll do it

also two stocks wont make a difference in the outcome

 

[Battlecow]

Look at him, still trying to pretend like he has a ****. Cute.

 

[Construct]

This thread makes me wish I played 64.

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

i feel like when i finally meet battlecow he's going to be 5 years old

 

[m3gav01t]

You know, my girlfriend was just reading some of the **** talking and she posed the question, "God, can you imagine if Isai talked like this?"

 

[Hot_ArmS]

your girlfriend is awesome

 

[Morin0]

I'd beat both Gio and Battlecow in a 2 v 1

 

[ballin4life]

You know, my girlfriend was just reading some of the **** talking and she posed the question, "God, can you imagine if Isai talked like this?"

you mean like this?

What's the best you've seen? Tell me his name and I'll make sure I **** him for you. All about n64 in person, not some videos.

 

[m3gav01t]

you mean like this?

First off, that was from 8 years ago when the scene was just forming, so posturing is more understandable (and I hesitate to use to word posturing here, since it implies that the claims were unfounded). Second off, I don't think that's actually as bad as most of the stuff I've see spouted off in here. It may be a little bit cocky, but It doesn't mention **** slapping, so, yeah.

 

[ballin4life]

my post was not meant to be taken seriously ...

 

[Sempiternity]

Oh, to believe there was once a time where Isai wasn't accepted as "the best".

 

[Morin0]

Haha, yeah that was funny to read.

"I've seen your videos, Isai, and I've seen better. The stuff you do in the videos aren't that impressive"

 

[The Star King]

Lol dang cocky Isai

Also this thread is weirdly making me respect ballin