Gio vs. Battlecow @ Melee FC: Side Bets Thread

[ballin4life]

you didn't respect me before

 

[KnitePhox]

Geo is a *** *** scrub, couldnt even win the **** brawl tourney @ Don't Blink 2012. Better yet, his **** Mario couldn't even falcon standard me. I beat his kirby with falcon. I beat him EASY on melee, wasn't even trying. I was tired, half asleep, on the phone, one eye open. Komotonoto was there as my witness. He left before we started recording 64. Lame ***.

 

[Combo Blaze]

Holy **** sounds like I missed out. Lmao

sorta

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

Geo is a *** *** scrub, couldnt even win the **** brawl tourney @ Don't Blink 2012. Better yet, his **** Mario couldn't even falcon standard me. I beat his kirby with falcon. I beat him EASY on melee, wasn't even trying. I was tired, half asleep, on the phone, one eye open. Komotonoto was there as my witness. He left before we started recording 64. Lame ***.

looooooooool it's all true

 

[Battlecow]

Dang did gio really lose to knitephox? My job's even EASIER than I thought.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

You guys realize Battlecow is just a woman and going to ***** out of this like Apex right?

Like if he REALLY wanted to do this MM it would've happened by now. Like we were in Glen Ellyn, IL this weekend. Battlecow is not that far. He could have showed. But he already knows.

 

[M!nt]

Whats with melee/brawl kids and the icon?

 

[Battlecow]

You guys realize Battlecow is just a woman and going to ***** out of this like Apex right?

Sad part is, replace "battlecow" with "gio" and "apex" with "the tourney they were actually supposed to MM at" and this sentence is completely true.

Also, GTFO of my boards brawl scrubs.

 

[Sempiternity]

You guys realize Battlecow is just a woman and going to ***** out of this like Apex right?

Like if he REALLY wanted to do this MM it would've happened by now. Like we were in Glen Ellyn, IL this weekend. Battlecow is not that far. He could have showed. But he already knows.

coulda gone to him, bro

although i'm not sure where the "burden of proof" lies at this point

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Gio's the one who made big lol.

And Battlecow go run away from Gio more. I'll post where I please. The only thing that you own is the title for "Biggest Woman in the 64 Boards". Can't wait to see Gio body you.

 

[The Star King]

I welcome all "Melee/Brawl kids" with open arms

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

^ This guy knows what's up.

 

[KnitePhox]

Dang did gio really lose to knitephox? My job's even EASIER than I thought.

we'll see when we play on console, son. lololo

 

[Hot_ArmS]

Dang did gio really lose to knitephox? My job's even EASIER than I thought.

you should def do the $200 mm with his kirby then

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

battlecow vs knitephox $50 mm!?!

 

[Battlecow]

^sooooooooo so so so so SO down. Where u at Kphox?

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

wow battlecow must be loaded

 

[Battlecow]

I am. Mostly from MM's with scrubs like YOU.

 

[ZTD | TECHnology]

Battlewoman, no matter how many times you post...your E-Pen*s is still 2 inches.

Gio, when you win we're going to the bar.

 

[asianaussie]

can i bet $10 on this not happening

 

[Sempiternity]

Better be American dollars. We don't want your fake plastic crap.

 

[asianaussie]

my wallet got soaked the other day, and by god im relieved i use fake plastic crap (which trades evenly with your flimsy paper garbage, btw)

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

I think canadian money is slowly transfering to plastic as well. Using the new $50 plastic bills feels good man.

 

[M!nt]

US bills don't ruin when they get wet, you can run them through the washer and they will still be ok, they are cloth.

 

[Sempiternity]

Yeah, they're basically jeans.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be comfortable at all wearing plastic pants.

 

[asianaussie]

Do Americans carry their jeans in their wallets?

I overestimated your intelligence. Badly.

 

[KnitePhox]

**** you boom!

Nah no 50$mm bcow were already supposed to 10$ iirc and say anything you want but I won't go over 10

 

[Battlecow]

OK, 10 then

Where in chicago do you live? I'm gonna be in the city next year for COLLEGE (Uchicago so like hyde park) and we should BRO OUT once in a while and play smash if it ends up being possible.

 

[The Star King]

my wallet got soaked the other day, and by god im relieved i use fake plastic crap (which trades evenly with your flimsy paper garbage, btw)

I have to laugh when foreigners imply that American money falls apart when wet and show their ignorance

It doesn't. It's not straight-up paper. Just saying.

Also sometimes I wish people had a worse opinion of me so that noobs like Battlecow and KnitePhox would give me donations via MM

 

[Battlecow]

I have to laugh when foreigners imply that American money falls apart when wet and show their ignorance

It doesn't. It's not straight-up paper. Just saying.

Also sometimes I wish people had a worse opinion of me so that noobs like Battlecow and KnitePhox would give me donations via MM

Swear to god, if you start using the shaqhead on a regular basis, I will find a way to hurt you. I'm not even joking; I won't get mad, I won't say anything on the boards, I'll just slowly and methodically come up with a plan to cause you serious pain, physical or emotional, at some point in your life. Could be in a week, could be twenty years from now. But I am taking a serious oath at this very moment, on everything I've ever held holy, that it will happen.

 

[The Star King]

Wow, it worked even more quickly than I thought it would. Although I didn't really expect threats of pain for using an emoticon LOL

Sink to that level if you wish. But at least you can take solace in the fact that I'll restrict it to this thread.

 

[asianaussie]

i agree with battlecow about shaqhead and will endeavour to aid his oath of vengeance, should it ever become necessary

oh no i don't know about the chemical properties of money from another country, i must be ignorant on a cosmic level

plastic > paper just because, come @ me

 

[Battlecow]

It has been done. The oath was taken. I actually sort of regret it now, but that doesn't matter. There's no taking it back. Prepare yourself, Star King.

 

[TANK64]

All paper... is fabric... scrubs.

And besides the obv cotton, MOST fabric is plastic.

Also, the Shaq head is so dumb that I'll probably start liking it soon out of overuse lol.

 

[PGH Carroll]

the yeahboi is a religion where i come from.
TYBYB

 

[KnitePhox]

Yeah I heard Michigan players saying something whenever they were getting comboed, what was that?

 

[NTA]

Yeah shaq head is dumb. We need some Bynum or Kove

 

[jimmyjoe]

I'm still holding onto a Canadian $20 bill from Boom at Apex. hoping it will appreciate..
maybe I'll bet it on cow.. Who wants to take that bet?
Also @cow: I know you'll pillage gio's bunghole, but i think knitephox would prob beat you on console.

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

lmfao!!!!!!!!

 

[jimmyjoe]

hah! the man himself.. don't take it personally gio, i have no idea how you play,
though i feel like i might have met you at Apex.