Gio vs. Battlecow @ Melee FC: Side Bets Thread

[Battlecow]

To be fair, It's hard to tell it's Shaq from just that little head. I didn't know until like 10 gio posts had gone by and I'm pretty familiar with Shaquille

Someone get Gio in here so we can get rules set up and the betting can go on without all this complicated if-if-if stuff

Also I'm willing to work the paypal on international/not-attending-FC bets for people (i.e. I win, I give you $10 cash, King funk paypals me $10) if anyone wants.

 

[ballin4life]

1) This says it all...

2) So you just introduced something from nowhere? Why would you even bring this "concept of shaq beinga top smasher" then? And lol about "top university" of a country. That already sucks when his country has several university levels and stupid factors influence the uni choice (money for example). And what will your "top uni" bring you as a salary? 20-30k$ per months max (if not 0 because you're not guaranteed to have a job)? LOL

Anyway, I'm not arguing with an internet random, so either you don't answer to this, or if you do I won't read the answer and won't reply either.

uh what in sam hill are you talking about with the university stuff? several levels? money influencing "uni choice"? i have no idea what any of that refers to.

also lol $20k per month. the average HOUSEHOLD in the US makes $45k a year. i'm pretty sure this was a typo though so i'm not gonna harp on it.

i will say though that pretty much every college will call itself a "top university" lol

 

[sirlaser]

ballin4life: I see you are a debater, and a 64 BRoomer. Posting with bad grammar/punctuation not only detracts from your credibility but also sheds bad light on the rest of the debaters and the 64 BRoom, IMO

 

[asianaussie]

so you know, ballin cares for neither the backroom nor the DH, so you're just encouraging him to post terribly

 

[sirlaser]

so you know, ballin cares for neither the backroom nor the DH, so you're just encouraging him to post terribly

So WhyTF is he a part of these two groups then?

 

[ballin4life]

ballin4life: I see you are a debater, and a 64 BRoomer. Posting with bad grammar/punctuation not only detracts from your credibility but also sheds bad light on the rest of the debaters and the 64 BRoom, IMO

what grammar errors were there in my post? do you mean using "lol" at the end of a sentence?

also no need for a comma after "debater" BRO

as for your latter question I used to post in the debate hall and the 64 backroom has limited activity nowadays anyway

and sometimes i don't bother capitalizing because i'm posting off the cuff. who really cares anyway? if it gets the point across it's fine by me.

 

[sirlaser]

what grammar errors were there in my post? do you mean using "lol" at the end of a sentence?

also no need for a comma after "debater" BRO

as for your latter question I used to post in the debate hall and the 64 backroom has limited activity nowadays anyway

and sometimes i don't bother capitalizing because i'm posting off the cuff. who really cares anyway? if it gets the point across it's fine by me.

Not capitalizing, mostly.
I'm just sayin', some people might care (but I'm guessing your response to these people might be to tell 'em to go **** themselves).

 

[ballin4life]

i'm not that crass

i might also be spoiled by word processing programs that automatically capitalize for me

 

[Sensei]

$200 kirby wins. 5X multiplier if Ron Paul wins the election this year.

 

[sirlaser]

i'm not that crass

i might also be spoiled by word processing programs that automatically capitalize for me

But you also didn't deny that you may or may not tell 'em off...
Point.

Anyway, Gio hasn't responded to this, and yet Battlecow has. They should come together and decide on the "rules", per se, for this $200 MM.

 

[The Star King]

ballin4life: I see you are a debater, and a 64 BRoomer. Posting with bad grammar/punctuation not only detracts from your credibility but also sheds bad light on the rest of the debaters and the 64 BRoom, IMO

LMAO. I KNEW I was getting flashbacks from the Battlecow of a couple of years ago. Remember how he used to correct grammar until we called him out on it?

 

[Sempiternity]

i think BC had one post that i nitpicked to ****, far further than i have ever nitpicked before

not entirely sure what that was all about, though

it may have been spite

 

[Battlecow]

SK you're remembering wrong

I think I corrected some egregiously bad (to the point where it was hard to understand) grammar and you tried to act like it was some grammar nazi thing

And then I ground you into the dust with the might of my superior intellect and you cried like a little girl and offered me $45 to stop but never paid

That's how I remember it, at least.

 

[The Star King]

I think I corrected some egregiously bad (to the point where it was hard to understand) grammar and you tried to act like it was some grammar nazi thing

One time you corrected me when I spelled professional as "proffesional". I remember because I cried like a little girl.

And then I ground you into the dust with the might of my superior intellect and you cried like a little girl and offered me $45 to stop but never paid

That's how I remember it, at least.

lol

 

[RickySSB]

Fail

 

[KnitePhox]

good thread.

Spoiler

taco bet any1?

ill taco bet.

Spoiler

2 tacos asada or chicken with whatver the winner wants on them
for me...COOKED yellow corn tortillas (no microwave)
no 'hardshells' (lmfao caucasian ppl[inb4 you're caucasian{i'm not}])
no FLOUR tortillas
no WHITE CORN tortillas

real men taco bet with tortillas made by hand.

my tacos are on bcow

you better not flake

Spoiler

(a-la-starking/a$ for apex)

the next time im in texas!

Spoiler

(might be this summer or maybe next)

 

[Claire Diviner]

Anyway, Gio hasn't responded to this, and yet Battlecow has. They should come together and decide on the "rules", per se, for this $200 MM.

Is Gio even aware of this? Surely he would've responded by now if he was. That, or he has no interest in betting that kind of money (though it'd be a MM worth watching if he does)?

I can't say I know who will win, so I'll flip a coin. It turned out tails, so I guess I'm bet's on Gio. Not that I have money to really bet anyway. I too have a lot of debt myself.

 

[Battlecow]

Yeah the whole thing was Gio's idea but now he's vanished from the face of the planet.

I hope he's not going to leave the whole thing up in the air and then come up with some BS ruleset at the last minute and then act like it's my fault when the thing falls through

Giooooooo

talk to me baby

 

[PGH Carroll]

ill hit him up when i see him online and tell him to stop by and lay it down

he was graduating college this weekend.

better then trolling a C+ 64 player IMO

 

[Juggleguy]

Carroll rocked the BCOW tag in a tourney last weekend

Needless to say, he didn't do too well

 

[PGH Carroll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sWCl5ty-nc

 

[SheerMadness]

What the **** battle cattle isn't that good at melee.

 

[Morin0]

No, that's Carroll sporting the Battlecow tag. Juggleguy mentioned it.

 

[clowsui]

Gio said the conditions he wanted from the beginning still hold

$200, no character bans

 

[kys]

Aaaaaaaaand it looks like Sheer is going to be right AGAIN.

 

[KassandraNova]

Gio bought to rob some people...
<_<

 

[clubbadubba]

Oh man looks like kys is right about sheer being right.

Bcow already said no to $200 no char ban, dunno why that's even being discussed anymore. He said he would do $50 no char ban. Surely if Gio is willing to go up to $200 then he's willing to do $50, no? C'mon guys lets not dance around until FC comes and we have no hype money match.

 

[ballin4life]

it's like mayweather pacquiao all over again

 

[Battlecow]

Lololol

We agree to $50, he doesn't show

He proposes $200, I agree with a caveat and say I'm still willing to do the $50 if he's unwilling

He backs out because he's afraid to play me and this was his plan all along. If it hadn't been this he'd have insisted on zebes only or some **** just to get out of actually getting his *** whooped.

 

[Sempiternity]

It is rather suspicious that he's stopped posting in this thread.....................................

 

[clubbadubba]

it's like mayweather pacquiao all over again

lol oh god. Can't wait until someone requires the other to get tested for finger speed steroids

 

[clowsui]

Lololol

We agree to $50, he doesn't show

He proposes $200, I agree with a caveat and say I'm still willing to do the $50 if he's unwilling

He backs out because he's afraid to play me and this was his plan all along. If it hadn't been this he'd have insisted on zebes only or some **** just to get out of actually getting his *** whooped.

Gio's been busy getting bitties and basking in the light of graduation lol

I'll poke at him to respond

 

[Sempiternity]

Gio's been busy getting bitties and basking in the light of graduation lol

I'll poke at him to respond

did he graduate high school?

 

[clowsui]

lol

he did that a few years ago this time he graduated college

 

[Pimp Daddy Supreme]

wow battlecow you are seriously the biggest ***** of all time

talk all this trash and you wont even let me play the char that i want

i'm sure i could beat you without kirby but i'd rather destroy you in the most extreme way possible

and yes i've been busy, i just graduated college. what have you been doing other than checking this thread every 5 seconds and jerking off to isai vids?

 

[takieddine]

$200 kirby wins. 5X multiplier if Ron Paul wins the election this year.

100x multiplier if Ralph Nader rises from the dead to become VP.

BATTTLEEECOOOOOW, get hype.

So its a $500 MM now right?

 

[ballin4life]

talk all this trash and you wont even let me play the char that i want

no, he said he is fine with you playing kirby in a $50 MM

 

[Battlecow]

wow battlecow you are seriously the biggest ***** of all time

talk all this trash and you wont even let me play the char that i want

i'm sure i could beat you without kirby but i'd rather destroy you in the most extreme way possible

and yes i've been busy, i just graduated college. what have you been doing other than checking this thread every 5 seconds and jerking off to isai vids?

You were gone for ten days after a week-long spree of logging on to the whatever thread every 10 minutes to vomit some new Jersey-shore-sounding **** onto your keyboard, and honestly if I were you I'd've started running a long time ago, so sue me for questioning your absence. Congrats on finding a college ****ty enough to let you spend four years there.

Now, if we're done, what's it gonna be? I've made myself pretty clear and it's really up to you at this point.

Although I just checked the old thread and apparently the $50 MM was without you using Kirby as well lol

w/e I'm still down to crush your kirbs for $50

 

[PGH Carroll]

I say you just go one 50 dollar Kirby vs falcon and one 50 dollar whatever whatever.

 

[Battlecow]

$200 Anything v Anything but Kirbs

$50 Anything v Anything

Choose, then we can talk stages and so forth

Also down for however many pride matches