Gio vs. Battlecow @ Melee FC: Side Bets Thread

[KoRoBeNiKi]

...I'm actually from Maine.

Oh god what, wasn't expecting this.

Should have searched better, LOL.

 

[Han Solo]

This is coming up. About two months away.

 

[Surri-Sama]

So what the word on this?

To much BS to read the thread.

 

[Sangoku]

Huge trashtalk from both.

Nothing will happen eventually

 

[Battlecow]

I'll hype it up again when it approaches

No use getting excited two months beforehand

 

[Battlecow]

It's getting to be THAT TIME

the time when trash talk begins again and Gio's 12-year-old bawrl friends screech about his insane skills at nauseating length and then he mysteriously doesn't show up

sorry battlecow i didnt realize i was gonna be forced to move into my new place yesterday.

how about if we ever meet up at a tournament we do a $200 MM instead? i heard you were looking pretty free with that scrub falcon. i wont even go kirby on you, i'm not that sadistic.

Speaking of which, I'm all registered and paid up. Where u at, bro?

Taking small-money sidebets on whether Gio actually shows up with the money. I'll give good odds on him taking a "moving day" again.

 

[mikeduncan23]

Battlecow will win this.

 

[Olikus]

It's getting to be THAT TIME

the time when trash talk begins again and Gio's 12-year-old bawrl friends screech about his insane skills at nauseating length and then he mysteriously doesn't show up



Speaking of which, I'm all registered and paid up. Where u at, bro?

Taking small-money sidebets on whether Gio actually shows up with the money. I'll give good odds on him taking a "moving day" again.

I smell chicken.

Gio chicken.

 

[WOTG]

I got my money on battlecow

 

[PGH Carroll]

Three wrong people in a row.
Gio s gonna tap

 

[The Star King]

Carrol are you the dude commentating in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-I1vGeO9zE

 

[PGH Carroll]

yes im the black one :+)
but yeah.

 

[KnitePhox]

played bcow last saturday, played gio on console last month or the month before....

bcow has that anne frank camper advantage imo

 

[The Star King]

yes im the black one :+)
but yeah.

OK you were good and not obnoxious (well maybe a bit but in a funny way) don't know what Battlecow is talking about

Not even being perverse

 

[Battlecow]

how is that not obnoxious

he's the white one btw

Keep in mind gio doesn't have that hyshouldn'tbelegalrule CP like firo did

I'm feeling CONFIDENT

 

[WOTG]

Lol all Battlecow has to do is use Pikachu. I know for fact Gio would get frustrated by Battlecow's style, even if he uses kirby.

 

[PGH Carroll]

i really couldnt care less about commentary, people says KK's sucks says progs sucks, says d1s sucks, no one is ever pleased. so once you stop caring about what people think youll be alright. spoiler i was the obnoxious white one. no ****s given

 

[Battlecow]

That's a good attitude for a commentator to have.

"Hey, most smash commentary is bad so I'm just not gonna worry about how obnoxious I am"

and FTR KK's commentary is terrible and most everyone else's is OK. Wife's is S-tier.

Also sshhhhh wotg stop giving away my SUPER SECRET counterpicks

 

[The Star King]

It was good seriously. And I knew he was the white one.

D1's is also good, the other two you mentioned aren't very good yeah

 

[Battlecow]

Prog's is OK

KK's is good except at Impulse where it's WTF little sister's pichu tier

 

[ballin4life]

Also sshhhhh wotg stop giving away my SUPER SECRET counterpicks

Somehow mentions of battlecow SUPER SECRET counterpicks make me lol every time

I'm never letting that one go.

 

[Han Solo]

What day is this going to go down on?

 

[Battlecow]

Somehow mentions of battlecow SUPER SECRET counterpicks make me lol every time

I'm never letting that one go.

That was a good CP

I stand by that CP

I'd never played on controller before mang

 

[Froski]

If you succeed in 4 stocking him at least 2 times. I'll personally give 50 cents. Sounds like a lot to play for!

 

[Battlecow]

Yo, seriously though, someone get ahold of Gio. The deadline to sign up is day after tomorrow.

All of 7 entrants for smash 64 singles. Joy.

 

[ballin4life]

I thought maybe that schedule said you can sign up (for ssb64) on the first day of the tournament?

 

[TANK64]

Yea. Played Battlecow recently.

Gio won't win lol.

 

[clubbadubba]

Sigh, I'm gonna be a lame no show for this. Took to long to get tix/not big enough event/ too much irl stuff i'd be missing. I suck, I know. Go battlecow, woot woot and stuff

 

[The Star King]

Yea. Played Battlecow recently.

Gio won't win lol.

Have you played Gio?

 

[TANK64]

^...no...

inB4Hate

But seriously. Battlecow may not be a STARKING, but I would say that him and me are around the same level, and I highly doubt Gio is on that level (especially if he doesn't even play regularly/good peeps).

Oh, and I just have like one vid of gio to go by... and that doesn't make him look good lol.

Also, thanks for misleading me with all your Battlcow sucks post people. Either he just got a lot better or you're just mean 'cause he's mad good. Yea sure, he plays gayer then Gerson on a Saturday night, but he plays pretty well/safe.

and that was fake smash. I'm assuming he's a little better on console no?

 

[clubbadubba]

I think the boost you get from fake to console depends on how much console you play. Also, yea bcow got a lot better recently. I know back when I sucked pretty bad I could do pretty well vs him. Gotten better since then but now he's tough.

 

[TANK64]

I think the boost you get from fake to console depends on how much console you play.

Yea, definitely agree with that. Well, he should be just as good at least lol.

 

[The Star King]

I'm not sure I buy all this Battlecowistoogoodnow hype but I admittedly haven't played him in a while. Maybe he got, like, a HUGE improvement.

 

[TANK64]

Ehh I wasn't playing my best but he's CLEARLY good, and doesn't suck. He just plays... simple. And I think since you're just SO GOOD you can't really gauge it.

Also, I think everyone ***** xD .

 

[Han Solo]

Battlecow has refined his techniques since last October by continually wrecking me on console.

 

[asianaussie]

i still don't believe he can pivot to the right consistently, regardless of his GALAXY 64 LADDER PLACING

 

[The Star King]

What if at last stock high %, Battlecow fails to pivot to the right and dashdances straight into a Kirby FSmash

 

[clubbadubba]

What if at last stock high %, Battlecow fails to pivot to the right and dashdances straight into a Kirby FSmash

Then that would easily be the most classic thing to ever occur. Fail to pivot right, classic battlecow. Loses money match, classic battlecow. To a kirby no less, classic battlecow. Fsmash banking on opponent failing to pivot, classic kirby.

 

[ballin4life]

and that was fake smash. I'm assuming he's a little better on console no?

he doesn't play keyboard online anymore, right?

 

[SSBPete]

im heaps better with fox and yoshi on console for no apparent reason. everyone else im about the same.

not being able to pivot to the right reminds me of zoolander and how he can never turn left.